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Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:35pm
I’m going to miss you and these so much. The best part of Gawker has gone.

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  imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Cylontater: Genital Whisperer
  3/14/16 4:44pm
  
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  Manolo CatastropheCylontater: Genital Whisperer
  3/14/16 4:44pm
  Allie may be leaving, but there is NO REASON why this series has to die a premature death. This is bigger than one writer. This is bigger than all of us, really. If Gawker will not carry on, then it is up to us to keep the fire burning!
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Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
3/14/16 4:38pm
Casa del Krill is proud to present, in association with Arm and Hammer: Lo Bosworth’s Lady Lovin’, the Lo Down on ladies on the Down Lo!

First off, we have Heidi Montag, who is quite eager to start.

DENIED

Hmm. Maybe Audrina will have better luck.

Well it looks like Lo’s enjoying this, but wait!

“You kiss like a stinky old boot. NEXT!”

Kristin has a go. We all know she is an expert at kissing!

Uh oh. I guess Lo thinks Kristin has crabs.

Who will Lo bestow Lovin’ now?

Aha!

Lauren, you get the rose!

more lady kissin’

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lo Bosworth, Pickup Artist.

EATING PINKBERRY, ENJOYING LIFE (and a few little deaths)

This episode is brought to you by Crisco: for Lubrication that’s digestible. #ad #sponsored
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  Krill Baby KrillPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
  3/14/16 4:56pm
  That’s a whole lot of lady on lady action, Ejia!
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  Mr. TwincrediblePeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
  3/14/16 5:06pm
  Feeling so weird rn.
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bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:43pm
Day 415:

I think it’s time I quit drinking. And not like “hahaha hangover regret,” like for real.
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  Emerald D.V.bloodlesscoup
  3/14/16 4:45pm
  Just in time for your book to come out! You wouldn’t want to show up to a signing hung over now, would you?
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  crouching tigerbloodlesscoup
  3/14/16 4:47pm
  I’m having this odd problem where I don’t seem able to get drunk anymore. A few nights ago I had a lot of whiskey, and at least felt a little buzzed. The next night, a lot of beer at a party. Didn’t even catch a buzz.
  
  This is a terrible superpower.
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SpillsAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:39pm
I know that Allie Jones is the Queen Be Bit and we owe her a lot for her service and dedication. And I know that tonight I will be consuming unspeakable amounts of liquor.
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  Mr. TwincredibleSpills
  3/14/16 4:43pm
  As far as I’m aware, that’s a Monday, tho...*ugly cries*
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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererMr. Twincredible
  3/14/16 4:56pm
  
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Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:43pm
I know that I have enjoyed this series immensely. It has been the highlight of my day for months now. Thank you Allie. We’ll miss you.

I also know that Kristin makes some very questionable meal choices.

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  SpillsKrill Baby Krill
  3/14/16 4:49pm
  Thank you for making me gag, at least one more time at the sight this picture. <3
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  Krill Baby KrillSpills
  3/14/16 4:50pm
  Have a gag for the road, guuuuuuuurrrrrrllllll
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Archer>PicardAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:47pm
Good riddance

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  MisterMcGibbletsArcher>Picard
  3/14/16 5:06pm
  That’s what your mom said when she sent you off to school today. And then she and I boned on top of your favorite toys.
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  Mental Iceberg's BurnerArcher>Picard
  3/14/16 5:06pm
  
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dothedewAllie Jones
3/14/16 5:26pm
In the year-plus that I have followed her,

“Following” sounds so much better than stalking, no?
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  Letsgobowlingdothedew
  3/14/16 6:15pm
  Is it “stalking” if all the material is actively and publicly provided by the subject for free (or for a nominal monthly charge of $2.99)?
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  dothedewLetsgobowling
  3/14/16 6:18pm
  Not in the sense of criminal stalking it’s not.
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ninjaginAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:53pm
It’s a bit strange, but I’m going to miss our merry coterie. I’m going to miss your mom, I’m going to miss secret bangs, cheeseless queso and fringe. I’m going to miss Jay’s incessant smoking, oaty cups #spon, open toes and all the balancings. I’m going to miss the Emerald Duv jewelry that shows up from time to time.

Especially, though, and most of all, I’m going to miss all the haters. Every goddamn one of you guys. You guys walked right in,just like lambs, straight down the chute, and had your heads cut clean off, day after day. I felt like I was the happy janitor at the abbotoire, just pushing the muck around with a squeegee... droppin’ stars on sick burns, hither and yon.

Let’s all have a drink and toast this great long run we’ve been on. Cheers, folks!

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  Krill Baby Krillninjagin
  3/14/16 5:28pm
  
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  Cylontater: Genital Whispererninjagin
  3/14/16 5:36pm
  
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terryboleasghostAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:42pm
good fucking riddance!
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  Cylontater: Genital Whispererterryboleasghost
  3/14/16 4:45pm
  
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  Memorykid-9terryboleasghost
  3/14/16 4:50pm
  Terry, judging by the vehemence in your post, you are saying that Allie’s coverage of Kristin’s charmed life is troubling, barbaric, disgusting, and indefensible. Surely you wouldn’t be so butthurt by it if it were otherwise. Unless you were an oversensitive, spoiled man-baby, right? Well, in any case, whether you are a manbaby, or a genuinely upstanding mensch of a citizen, the result is the same: Take your hot, salty tears, leave this place like the toilet crust you are, and go cry them into your pillow. Preferably on the side you don’t habitually hump. Cry them right in the pillow!
  
  I have no idea about some of the deep questions about life and death, Terry, like what dance the commenters here will do on your grave, or with what bodily fluids they will vandalize your tombstone, but one thing I know: You are a vile human being who cares nothing for those of us in here who find solace in that golden-tressed beauty’s smile in our newsfeed every day. As you sit there, (desultorily masturbating of course,) you probably pull your mind away from your scat-party fantasies and think that we are victims. Benighted fools. Well, if you want to feel sorry for victims, Terry, pick those deserving of your emotional investment. Or the ones you’ve victimized by having no curtains for the windows in your hovel. You are a deviant, and your wretched family knew it from the first time they saw passed around the Polaroids they discovered you had stashed in the asbestos ceiling-tiles above your battered and stained bed.
  
  I don’t have to know you personally, Terry. The police records speak for themselves. They show you for a brutish oaf who cant start jerkin’ his gherkin unless he’s tearing down the dreamers. People like Kristin, Allie, and Kirstey Alley. Too bad, though, you wimp. We won’t let you stay to be made more high-end by Kristin.
  
  Your crusty pillow awaits your tears, Terry. Go.
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Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
3/14/16 4:37pm
I love you DOK Fam.

Especially FOC and you, Allie — We all wish you the best of luck.

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  Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Jamie Lynn's Peers
  3/14/16 4:39pm
  I love all of you bizarre insane foccers
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  Mindy: Oat WhispererPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
  3/14/16 4:54pm
  Love you too babe
  
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