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    VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverEllie Shechet
    3/11/16 5:51pm

    Actor Playing Jesus in Fox Special Is Pretty Confident He’s Going to Nail This

    He’s Going to Nail This

    Nail This

    Nail

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      GELLA - LLAPVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      3/11/16 6:32pm

      you nailed it

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      Cool yer heels, MabelVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      3/11/16 6:46pm

      Way to hammer that point home!

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    rslwnEllie Shechet
    3/11/16 5:51pm

    All right, who wants to guess which contemporary hits?

    I’m sure “Like A Prayer” would be in there if it weren’t an oldie.

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      slicetoastrslwn
      3/11/16 5:56pm

      what have i done to deserve this? - pet shop boys

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      rslwnslicetoast
      3/11/16 5:58pm

      Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush

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    DanceswithPeeps The Burner v2.1Ellie Shechet
    3/11/16 6:14pm

    Here’s some more of that extremely pale cast:

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      rslwnDanceswithPeeps The Burner v2.1
      3/11/16 6:20pm

      ... they’re not letting the Magdalene show up? And the Disciples don’t even get names? Rough, man, rough.

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      DanceswithPeeps The Burner v2.1rslwn
      3/11/16 6:24pm

      Nearly all the POC in the IMDB listing (it’s much longer) are unnamed, just credited as disciple, SWAT officer, etc.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt534793...

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    SpringSprungEllie Shechet
    3/11/16 5:53pm

    Ellie shoots! But

    GIF

    Dawww, better luck next time kid.

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      Rando CalrissianSpringSprung
      3/11/16 5:55pm

      I dunno, even the guy who originated the role wasn’t all that convincing...

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    Queen of BithyniaEllie Shechet
    3/11/16 6:01pm

    What a fucking douchebag.

    He’s perfect for the role.

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      rslwnQueen of Bithynia
      3/11/16 6:04pm

      *insert “The stage is where we fuck” gif from Popstar here*

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      thundercatsaregoQueen of Bithynia
      3/11/16 7:05pm

      OK, it wasn’t just me who felt that way, then? Good. I couldn’t even put my finger on anything he said that was really, truly awful. He just sounds kind of like a big dolt.

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    slicetoastEllie Shechet
    3/11/16 5:53pm

    “The Passion, which “uses contemporary hits to tell the story of Jesus Christ,” is produced by Tyler Perry.”

    I must have read that at least twenty times... still... not sure... whaaa...?

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      Muscatoslicetoast
      3/11/16 6:04pm

      I must have read that at least twenty times... still... not sure... whaaa...?

      I know. I can’t decide if it’s more baffling or horrifying: a jukebox Jesus musical. The rights to Superstar must have been beyond their budget. I can’t wait to see the apostles dancing to “Uptown Funk.”

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      slicetoastMuscato
      3/11/16 6:07pm

      Seriously! There i am, minding my own busines, calmly reading an article, i see a lot of white space coming up, i must be near the end of the arti... BAM!! All that info JUST got in there at the end, like... w.... t... fuuuuuu...

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    bitcholaporvidaEllie Shechet
    3/11/16 6:52pm

    I really like him as Javi in Telenovela, which, by the way, if you aren’t watching, you need to! I didn’t know his name was Jencarlos. Like, is that supposed to be Jean Carlo, or Giancarlo, or, que? No entiendo.

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      hooplockedbitcholaporvida
      3/11/16 8:36pm

      OMG, that’s where I”ve seen him! Love that show.

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    apersCapersEllie Shechet
    3/12/16 9:55am

    It’s really interesting how many Chridtian themed films are coming out. I know there are usually one or two around Easter, but I went to see a movie (The Witch of all things) and saw 3-4 trailers for Christian films (The Young Messiah, Risen, the Jennifer Garber Angel movie, and one other). I guess that’s a huge movie demographic right now. I guess it makes sense. Maybe it was a fluke because they thought people seeing the Witch really need Jesus.

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      MisterJinglesEllie Shechet
      3/11/16 5:48pm

      Is it a requirement that if you need someone to play Jesus their initials must be J.C.?

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        Citizen-KangEllie Shechet
        3/14/16 5:40pm

        I’ve always felt that White, American Jesus is the best Jesus.

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