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    Slut PanicJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:33am

    Personally I think you should tip even if service isn’t that great. Unless the waitstaff is rude it’s best to give something.

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      LuaSlut Panic
      3/11/16 9:37am

      Agreed. They’re being paid $3 an hour. To serve us. Have some class Littleton.

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      MisfitToySlut Panic
      3/11/16 9:41am

      If someone else has a bad day at work they still get paid their entire salary, right? I usually tip closer to 25-30%, if it’s bad service I’ll go down to 15%.

      But I’ve had family that worked in restaurants for a living, not for pocket change, so.

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    MessO'Espresso is a noodle-bodied slothJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:30am

    As Tennessee lacks a state minimum wage law, its tipped workers get the $2.13 under federal law. Tennessee also has one of the highest percentages of minimum-wage workers in the United States. So fuck those legislators.

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      SillyMe8MessO'Espresso is a noodle-bodied sloth
      3/11/16 9:34am

      Tipped workers in most states work for under minimum wage, particularly servers. The pisser is that while they used to get their tips straight out they now have to claim on them, and if they don’t claim what is deemed ‘enough’ they get audited. I’ve seen that happen to a couple of people, which is ridiculous, because for every bartender pulling in big bucks at a high end club there are 100 more slogging away at Denny’s for a couple of bucks a table.

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      ideasleepfuriouslyMessO'Espresso is a noodle-bodied sloth
      3/11/16 9:35am

      $2.13? Per *hour*? I know that tipped workers are supposed to make more and blah blah blah but holy shit, at that rate why bother paying them anything at all?

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    ideasleepfuriouslyJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:30am

    Another question: why are state representatives going to Hooters? I’ve never actually been to one, but I always thought they were something of a PG-13 strip club?

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      Cabernet Sauvicrunkideasleepfuriously
      3/11/16 9:34am

      The food is the most disturbing thing regarding hooter’s.

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      Imperator Furiosaideasleepfuriously
      3/11/16 9:38am

      The state representatives are Michael Scott without the heart.

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    Aurelius RoblesJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:32am

    Seems apt in this instance.

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      palmofnapalmAurelius Robles
      3/11/16 10:50am

      “If you can convince the lowest white man that he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll even empty his pockets for you.”

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    LadyCorenJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 10:18am

    Oh honey. You’ve never been a waitress.

    Ever.

    You know how I know that? People who waited tables know what that money means and how they should get it, even if they had crappy service. (Though, I doubt you had crappy service)

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      Space MothLadyCoren
      3/11/16 11:15am

      Where does she claim to have been a waitress?

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      LadyCorenSpace Moth
      3/11/16 11:21am

      You know what? You’re right, I misread. She is the daughter of a server.

      I could’ve sworn it said “As a mother who has been a server” or something like that. I stand corrected on that part. She’s still a shitty human though.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:31am

    Stiff.

    Tip.

    Hooters.

    <giggling>

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      mazzieDJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      3/11/16 10:06am

      I feel like so much potential is lost with this headline.

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      MisterJinglesJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      3/11/16 10:44am

      I’m glad someone else mentioned it.

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    GELLA - LLAPJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:34am

    there is no need to TIP, because they can’t even add 2+2

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      whateverGELLA - LLAP
      3/11/16 10:05am

      Man, that is fantastic

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      Maj. MalfunctionGELLA - LLAP
      3/11/16 11:41am

      Great stuff, the only flaw is the part where Donald supposedly understands that 10101000101 is binary code and would indicate that someone is a machine. That’s way above his level.

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    Graceless but GraciousJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:44am

    Setting aside the tip.... All the important issues out there, and she's writing bills to make the Bible the state book? What an epic waste of taxpayer money.

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      goddessoftransitoryGraceless but Gracious
      3/11/16 3:22pm

      This is what you get when you elect an “outsider who isn’t a politician.” A nutjob who has not the slightest shred of an idea what her job entails.

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    artless.dodgerJia Tolentino
    3/11/16 9:54am

    Hey, at least the tip was “sorry” and not that fake money that Christians give out on Sundays that fake the waiter/waitress into thinking they just got a $20 but really got a fucking Bible pamphlet instead.

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      yaburnerartless.dodger
      3/11/16 10:02am

      I’ve gotten those more than once. Strangely by making my day worse they did not enticed to explore their religion.

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      artless.dodgeryaburner
      3/11/16 10:09am

      It’s not a very effective campaign. “Oh, I just busted my ass for three hours at Bob Evans waiting on this table of needy assholes, and as a tip I got twenty bucks.....<unfolds tip>.....oh fuck.”

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    3/11/16 9:37am

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