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Rom RombertsAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:50am
When you cross the Canadian border, Justin Trudeau will personally slide a perfectly ripe slice of peach into your nutrition-starved American mouth. When your body, which is mostly cheese, rejects the fruit and you go into a state of shock, you will be wrapped in a Canadian flag and given free health care and a complimentary graduate degree of your choosing. If you spend more than one hour in Canadian territory, you will appear on the show House Hunters and you will end up purchasing a $700,000 studio in a far flung Toronto suburb when you should have gone with the small bungalow that needed updating in the cool walkable neighborhood for just $795,000.
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  Dank UncleRom Romberts
  3/10/16 11:54am
  Overall good post, but you’re seriously confused if you think people in Canada eat fruit. The typical Canadian diet is donuts, service station coffee, and Kraft Dinner with ketchup.
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  tubbytimeRom Romberts
  3/10/16 11:56am
  better be careful or you might end up on Property Virgins. :0
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ThenSAAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:49am
The new Prime Minster in so popular in Canada that they already named the airport in Montreal after him.
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  BaconScotchThenSA
  3/10/16 11:59am
  Mira-belle comment, sir.
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  Free Market Party CompanyThenSA
  3/10/16 12:00pm
  Fun fact: when Justin was a newborn his father Pierre had occasion to introduce him to Richard Nixon, who joked off-handedly that he’d be a future Prime Minister...
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ManchuCandidateAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:48am

“Fuck both of you. Fuck you Obama for not pushing through Keystone XL and NEVER inviting me to the White House. Fuck you Trudeau for beating my entire campaign strategy of pounding you with personal negative ads.”
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  benjaminalloverManchuCandidate
  3/10/16 11:51am
  I don’t know if it was his entire campaign strategy; he blew that dog whistle pretty hard against Muslims too!
  
  Seriously, this clear warming of the relationship is all the sweeter after that pompous asshole made Obama break up with us.
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  ManchuCandidatebenjaminallover
  3/10/16 11:55am
  It wasn’t really, but nuance and detail isn’t always part of the “joke.” Regardless, I am happy that Stevie is seeing Trudeau in DC and grinding his teeth/crying in rage where ever the fuck he is.
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GregoireAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:47am
I wish I had a locker so I could pin this picture up in it and draw hearts all over the margins.

Then I’ll make one of these with Barack on half of them, and Justin on the other. OMG WHO WILL I MARRY?

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  amgarreGregoire
  3/10/16 11:55am
  Man, we were so innocent in the 80s. Today kids would just snapchat each of them a nude selfie and see who replies fastest. In a way, it’s better. Boom. Done. No more wondering.
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  accesscodeGregoire
  3/10/16 12:22pm
  BOTH!
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Kenhe LoginAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:56am
Per Paul Begala. in the U.S. politics is show business for ugly people, apparently not Canada.
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  collexKenhe Login
  3/10/16 12:04pm
  Honestly, I think Canadian PM tend to be uglier than Presidents. Justin is the exception. This guy was PM for a long time:
  
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  Kenhe Logincollex
  3/10/16 12:05pm
  Dang. Did he find the people who kept hitting him with a stick?
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toothpetardAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:43am

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  nappingatdesktoothpetard
  3/10/16 11:44am
  #fearofanorangepresident
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  Maj. Malfunctiontoothpetard
  3/10/16 11:46am
  That’s offensive, toothpetard. I don’t want to see uncensored genitalia in the middle of a Thursday.
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Quantum SuicideAllie Jones
3/10/16 12:08pm

When we add Enrique Nieto (President of Mexico), it becomes so obvious that North America is the continent of hotness.

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  secretagentmanQuantum Suicide
  3/10/16 12:23pm
  Holy frick! So glad they want to hold the next ‘3 Amigos’ conference in Canada. Hola!!
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  SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificQuantum Suicide
  3/10/16 12:30pm
  Hola!
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Masshole JamesAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:49am
“Mr. President, that was some press conference” said Prime Minister Trudeau as he and the President enjoyed a drink in the oval office after the press conference. “Thank you for that delightful anecdote” said Obama. “The press really loved it”. As he gestured for Trudeau to sit in the chair in front of him, Obama knocked over the little gold American eagle emblem the Boy Scouts had given him. Trudeau bent over to pick it up and as he looked up to hand it to Obama, he realized he was staring at the presidential crotch. Embarrassed and feeling a tightness in his chest, he smiled awkwardly as Obama reached down and grabbed Trudeau’s hand to help him up or so he thought. Feeling awkward about kneeling in front of Obama, while holding the Presidents hand, he slowly raised his eyes and met Obama’s gaze and the look of lust in the President’s eyes made it hard for him to breathe....

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  Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Masshole James
  3/10/16 11:52am
  A++. Would subscribe.
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  tubbytimeMasshole James
  3/10/16 11:59am
  omg, so. good!
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Unabashed AppliantologistAllie Jones
3/10/16 11:57am
19 years? Really? How bad has America become that our head neighbor hasn’t at least dropped by our house to tell us to keep the noise down in 19 years? This should be like a home and home kind of yearly thing. Our guy visits them to catch the Grey Cup and they come chill for the Super Bowl.
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  You might be wrong.Unabashed Appliantologist
  3/10/16 12:41pm
  Over the last eight years, it’s been Canada’s fault. Who would want to invite Harper over for dinner?
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  Doofenschmirtz, Inc.You might be wrong.
  3/10/16 12:46pm
  All the Republicans who wanted the Keystone pipeline and love Albertans because they’re basically Texans
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phunkshunAllie Jones
3/10/16 12:29pm
It’s kinda sad that our next President will not be nearly as photogenic as our current one or our neighbor’s current leader.

Shallow, I know..but I’m sorta noticing this now.
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  You might be wrong.phunkshun
  3/10/16 12:39pm
  I think Bernie Sanders is exceptionally attractive and he looks better now than he did when he was Trudeau’s age.
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  sunshineonthebay1You might be wrong.
  3/10/16 2:47pm
  I don’t know, the old-man angry voice kidda kills it.
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