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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    3/09/16 5:30pm

    Does this mean we’ll get a Day 501?

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      Maj. MalfunctionEmerald D.V.
      3/09/16 5:34pm

      There’s no reason why it should stop at 500.

      500 Days of Kristin, Day 27,317: The World is Ruled By Trump, Has Become Vast Wasteland

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesEmerald D.V.
      3/09/16 5:38pm

      We’ll all get a 501st day. Whether or not it has any meaning, well...

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    3/09/16 5:40pm

    Day 410:

    What’s your go-to drinking experience when you want to get like supah fucked up but you still gotta go to work tomorrow? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererbloodlesscoup
      3/09/16 5:44pm

      START DRINKING EARLY AND FAST.

      Also drink water (which I always forget to do) and take vitamins before bed.

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      Emerald D.V.bloodlesscoup
      3/09/16 5:45pm

      I thought you stopped drinking after you had your first baby. Maybe just have a couple glasses of wine? You’ll be good to go.

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    Pie Man, AWAY!Allie Jones
    3/09/16 5:31pm
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererPie Man, AWAY!
      3/09/16 5:33pm

      OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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      LetsgobowlingPie Man, AWAY!
      3/09/16 5:39pm

      Nice! Get some fringe on that shoe boooooooy

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    dontfeedthewookieAllie Jones
    3/09/16 5:31pm

    Yay, only 90 days to go! I can't wait!!!

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererdontfeedthewookie
      3/09/16 5:34pm

      SCREW YOU MAN

      GIF
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      Manolo Catastrophedontfeedthewookie
      3/09/16 5:39pm

      91. This doesn’t count as a day of Kristin. It’s going to have to be 501 days to keep it accurate.

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    ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesAllie Jones
    3/09/16 5:36pm

    I, for one, think this

    She has a style blog called The Lo Down.

    is reason enough not to need a day job. That’s just clever enough to keep her off the streets.

    I bet she learned her #spon game from Kristin. Kristin is so wise.

    We love you, KC!

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      Krill Baby KrillThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddles
      3/09/16 5:41pm

      Yeah, Lo’s got the #spon game down.

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesKrill Baby Krill
      3/09/16 5:44pm

      That’s very subtle. I almost missed it!

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    Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherAllie Jones
    3/09/16 5:28pm

    Oh just sliding back in after all this time to say I LOVE LO COME AT ME HATERZ.

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      LetsgobowlingTom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth Truther
      3/09/16 5:34pm

      Welcome back Servo! Come serve some haters’ moms with us once more.

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      Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherLetsgobowling
      3/09/16 5:39pm

      i have SO much UR MOM saved up

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    Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
    3/09/16 5:42pm

    To show there are no hard feelings towards LC joining the House of Fringe, Kristin is throwing a little pool party as a sort of housewarming.

    Unfortunately, Kristin invited guests that are less than welcome in Jay’s eyes.

    “Why did you invite her you know she’s going to bring him along is this some sort of revenge plot against Olivia are you dumping pigs blood on her and Lauren I don’t care what you said 300 Days of Kristin ago I don’t want to 100% hang out with them”

    “Look this is a private party and I don’t know what Kristin said to the two of you but I think it’s best that you leave because you weren’t officially invit-”

    ...Well that’s one way to shut Jay up.

    “Okay, maybe you can stay.”

    obligatory flirty splashing

    “Let’s have sex in this conveniently placed mini-observatory because we are men and men need it”

    One of them is a Bear and the other is a Packer and let’s not pretend you didn’t see this gag coming

    Oh, Kristin.

    You and your naughty dreams.

    She seems to have enjoyed that dream a lot, though.

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      3/09/16 6:00pm

      These just keep getting better.

      GIF
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      Sloresaurus WrecksPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      3/09/16 6:01pm

      This is my new favorite in this series. Is it weird I now find Jay oddly attractive? It is, isn't it?

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    winesnobAllie Jones
    3/09/16 5:39pm

    “Eat your pinkberry and enjoy life.”

    Is this, like, a code or something? Is it an entendre? I’m so confused.

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      Letsgobowlingwinesnob
      3/09/16 5:42pm

      Must be a euphemism, because I'm pretty sure the real thing doesn't exist anymore?

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddleswinesnob
      3/09/16 5:48pm

      I desperately hope for it to be sexual innuendo.

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    dothedewAllie Jones
    3/09/16 5:28pm

    I am writing my cease and desist letter as we speak. “Lady Lovin’” is already the name of my lesbian pron vhs series.

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      Pumibellicose is really a Binturongdothedew
      3/09/16 7:43pm

      You know, DVD is not that expensive these days. Maybe it’s time to put your work out there for a larger audience!

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      Din of InequityPumibellicose is really a Binturong
      3/09/16 8:07pm

      I still have the 1 hr prison episode of “Charlie’s Angels” (Mary Woronov as a guard!) on VHS. And I’m one of those crazy all-region double-dippers.

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    3/09/16 5:34pm

    Crisco? I thought Kristin cornered the market on cheeseless products.

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      LagunaBiachLetsgobowling
      3/09/16 6:50pm

      She waiting for the Krisco product

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteLetsgobowling
      3/09/16 7:45pm

      Crisco??? Ram It Ram It

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