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    AnonymousCivilPersonHillary Crosley Coker
    3/09/16 4:39pm

    I don’t like being accosted when I am leaving the grocery store.

    I just spent a bunch of money on healthy (ish) food and now you want me to be bad and buy cookies?! And if I don’t you will make me feel like I crushed a child’s dreams?

    Boo Girlscouts Boo!

    GIF

    *quickly leaves before getting beat up for dissing children*

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      Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)AnonymousCivilPerson
      3/09/16 4:43pm

      “if I don’t you will make me feel like I crushed a child’s dreams?”

      But you are crushing a child’s dream. I’m not saying that you have to buy a box every time you see them. Just be aware that those cookies fund so many good things for them.

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneAnonymousCivilPerson
      3/09/16 4:44pm

      oh god, they make me so happy when i see them with their bright faces and boxes of cookies! hahahaha

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    RicwashHillary Crosley Coker
    3/09/16 4:55pm

    Respect the hustle!

    You have to sell cookies. So do a million other Girls Scouts, some closer to you that others. Clever marketing is a MUST. They definitely won that challenge.

    Just like the GS that set up shop outside a pot shop.

    You gotta do what you gotta do.

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      SqarrRicwash
      3/09/16 5:18pm

      Truth.

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      Cool yer heels, MabelRicwash
      3/09/16 5:44pm

      Come on! Girl Scout cookies sell themselves!

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    Jaws Theme SwimmingHillary Crosley Coker
    3/09/16 4:49pm

    This would only confirm that I’m Satan because I’d read it, they’d ask if I wanted to buy cookies, and I’d just blankly stare back with my cold, dead eyes and quietly say, “No, thank you.”

    I have learned to resist the call of the cookies and it only cost me my soul.

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      AnonymousCivilPersonJaws Theme Swimming
      3/09/16 4:53pm
      I’d just blankly stare back with my cold, dead eyes and quietly say, “No, thank you.”
      GIF

      You. I like you.

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    scowly brow spinsterHillary Crosley Coker
    3/09/16 4:40pm

    WTF???

    Girl Scout cookies were $5 in SF!!!

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      KK4Bamascowly brow spinster
      3/09/16 4:50pm

      It all depends on where they are made. It’s $4/box where I live.

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      scowly brow spinsterKK4Bama
      3/09/16 4:58pm

      In SF you get price gouged for everything. Gas prices can be $1+ more than other places.

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    Space_RockerHillary Crosley Coker
    3/09/16 4:39pm
    GIF

    Nice hustle.

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      AnonymousCivilPersonSpace_Rocker
      3/09/16 6:35pm

      Nice Gif.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkHillary Crosley Coker
    3/09/16 4:37pm

    The only way I’ve ever wanted to be like Leo.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      3/09/16 5:18pm

      I was just thinking - having been a Girl Scout notwithstanding, it doesn’t quite have that same “I want to be like Mike” ring to it, does it?

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    Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a RainbowHillary Crosley Coker
    3/09/16 5:13pm

    There was a teenage Girl Scout with her mom at my local brewery last weekend and they were doing incredibly well. Even better, they didn’t approach anyone - it was all up to the patrons to seek THEM out. Win/win.

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      KatMarloweHillary Crosley Coker
      3/09/16 4:50pm

      Oh, he would buy Trefoils. That is such a Leo move.

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        Turtle WexlerKatMarlowe
        3/09/16 5:12pm

        Fuck Trefoils, they are barely even a cookie.

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        Aurelius RoblesKatMarlowe
        3/09/16 5:18pm

        He can kiss my Thin Mint-munching ass.

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      Jess, Queen of the RaptorsHillary Crosley Coker
      3/09/16 4:41pm

      This was pretty clever on their part, I’m a fan.

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        atlanticoceanidHillary Crosley Coker
        3/09/16 4:59pm

        I would buy them based solely on this sign. Except I’m not in NYC. Clever marketing, girls.

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