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    ImjustacavemanAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:22pm

    Maybe you can enlighten us as to what’s dumb about it?

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      LongSnakeImjustacaveman
      3/08/16 1:26pm

      Huge tracts of land that need obscene amounts of water to maintain so that rich people may hit a ball through it.Many sports are dumb, not so many are dumb and take large amounts of land like golf does. Also, boring AF to watch.

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      Johnny ChundersImjustacaveman
      3/08/16 1:31pm

      Just look at it! The dumbness is palpable. And those golf sticks? Helllllooooo! Stupidity calling. I am out playing golf with my friends, Fucking Lame and Crap O’McGarbagegame. Later!

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    dothedewAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:27pm

    Golf is dumb. But I’d still rather be playing golf than sitting in my office. How about we just say we are going to play golf and instead we go smoke weed, maybe eat some mushrooms, and stare at the hot chicks in midtown or central park?

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      toothpetarddothedew
      3/08/16 1:29pm

      I’ll caddy.

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      Denzel Washyourtonguedothedew
      3/08/16 1:32pm

      Come holla @ me after the 9th. I’ve got blueberry for sale!!

      Player prices all day and pink baggies for the ladies.

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    Indiana van der RoheAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:27pm

    Golf is not about golf, silly. It’s more to do with packing a huge bowl at 7:30.

    Now, if only I could persuade the powers that be to add a course-wide music system, than I alone can control.

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      logophobe, desperate dadIndiana van der Rohe
      3/08/16 1:43pm

      ...you mean headphones?

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      Indiana van der Rohelogophobe, desperate dad
      3/08/16 1:50pm

      Not the same thing. Everyone should have to listen to my music. And each hole gets a new song.

      1. Midlake - Roscoe

      2. Hum - Green To Me

      3. Mercury rev - Goddess On A Hiway

      4. Rogue Wave - Lake Michigan

      5. Teenage Fanclub - Ain’t That Enough

      etc...

      These would be particularly helpful on the putting greens, where the silence can at times, be deafening.

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    Low Information BoaterAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:25pm

    Do you have a better excuse for getting piss drunk outside in the middle of the day, Allie?

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      Deadspin Highlight Truth Center In SecaucusLow Information Boater
      3/08/16 2:03pm

      I thought that’s why baseball was invented. God knows it wasn’t because it’s fun.

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      Negasonic Oldage WarheadLow Information Boater
      3/08/16 2:04pm

      baseball needs to go back to having more day games. Much better excuse for getting piss drunk in the middle of the day.

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    LordBurleighAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:21pm
    no offense
    GIF
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      cheerful_exgirlfriendLordBurleigh
      3/08/16 1:33pm

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      Kenhe Logincheerful_exgirlfriend
      3/08/16 4:51pm
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    Cat Tarsus SinusAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:22pm

    Because everyone in the universe should like the same things?

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      LongSnakeCat Tarsus Sinus
      3/08/16 1:26pm

      No, clearly she is stating what she thinks about golf but c’mon man...golf is pretty lame.

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      Cat Tarsus SinusLongSnake
      3/08/16 1:29pm

      In your opinion. And again, one that is not universal.

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    BrtStlndAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:26pm

    Golf is fun. Not nearly as fun as making fun/chronicling the life of a D list celebrity for almost 2 years... but... fun nonetheless.

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      Negasonic Oldage WarheadBrtStlnd
      3/08/16 2:05pm

      That's good kinja right there.

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    alliesconscienceAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:23pm

    Golf is sooo dumb no offense.

    says the girl who has written a post about Kristen Cavallari every day for over a year...

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      Emerald D.V.alliesconscience
      3/08/16 4:36pm

      *Kristin

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      alliesconscienceEmerald D.V.
      3/08/16 5:30pm

      I’ll click the star on that

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    2DollarzAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:28pm

    Good point. I wonder what Kristin Cavalleri is doing today....

    (ducks)

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior2Dollarz
      3/08/16 2:01pm

      *Cavallari

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      Emerald D.V.2Dollarz
      3/08/16 4:36pm

      Not playing golf.

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    toothpetardAllie Jones
    3/08/16 1:25pm
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