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    eats books and leavesJordan Sargent
    3/08/16 11:56am

    I’m in FL. I got to see all the really great “FLORIDA IS RUBIO COUNTRY” signs on my way in to early voting on Saturday. I was like, ew, don’t remind me.

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      OMG!PONIES!eats books and leaves
      3/08/16 11:59am

      Florida: Home of Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, and Rick Scott

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      opiumsmabytchOMG!PONIES!
      3/08/16 12:04pm

      Florida: “give up all hope ye who enter here”

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    ManchuCandidateJordan Sargent
    3/08/16 12:08pm

    Rubio himself is “bullshiting himself” on his odds of winning the critical primary

    Corrected for you.

    a poor showing would be a risk and hurt his political future.

    And I think it’s waaaay too late for his, er, future prospects.

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      Low Information BoaterJordan Sargent
      3/08/16 12:05pm

      Drumpf would take Florida easily if alligators weren't disenfranchised.

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        lobstrLow Information Boater
        3/08/16 1:51pm

        Yeah, but the orange-face populace down there is very very ‘uge...

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        Ari Blobstr
        3/08/16 2:33pm

        Let’s hope he doesn’t pick up the Cuban vote, it’s Lluge!

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      Sid and FinancyJordan Sargent
      3/08/16 12:09pm

      Don’t listen to the conventional wisdom pundits. They said that losing his home state in a landslide would damage Rick Santorum’s political future, too.

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        Kenhe LoginSid and Financy
        3/08/16 4:41pm

        Santorum aka Man on Dog, say didn’t he run against Dog on car?

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      LordBurleighJordan Sargent
      3/08/16 11:59am

      Oh my god this is so boring. How much longer do we have to deal with this shit? Rubio, this campaign isn’t going to plaster over the hole in your self-esteem; stop trying so hard. CNN, you’re the reason “news” and “entertainment” are synonymous in the US.

      Sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

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        Masshole JamesJordan Sargent
        3/08/16 12:01pm
        GIF
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          EvenBaggierTrousers4Masshole James
          3/08/16 12:13pm

          Marco Rubio vs. Don Lemon.

          Ding ding, round 1, bitches....

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          PuddingandthemissusEvenBaggierTrousers4
          3/08/16 3:43pm

          Sounds hot

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        Sardonicuss The GreyJordan Sargent
        3/08/16 12:15pm

        Keep fighting Little Boots! We can’t have Drumph walking in to the convention with anything more than 49% of the delegates. Apparently, there are people stupid enough to vote for you and keep that from happening. You can do it! You can bronze medal your way victory!

        That convention is going to be the apocalyptic nightmare Dems have waited generations to see! A free-for-all of stupid in 3d technicolor!

        Fistfight’s on the floor, pistols at dawn. The collective IQ of the nation will jump 50 pts. after the biggest circular firing squad ever assembled.

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          King-SchultzJordan Sargent
          3/08/16 1:29pm

          I love Wolf. The guy gives absolutely zero fucks. I thought the other guy was going to start crying.

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            icreateburnerswhenkinjabreaksJordan Sargent
            3/08/16 4:15pm

            What’s funny is that the way I actually knew the Rubio campaign was dead was because they’re getting fucked with by god damn CNN.

            That’s like getting your ass kicked by the class asthmatic.

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              I am the walrus, koo koo kee chewJordan Sargent
              3/08/16 11:59am

              Rubio is probably staying in the race because the RNC is telling him to- to do everything possible to keep Trump or Cruz from getting enough delegates to win the nomination. Most likely, some of his aids believe this is a bad strategy and don’t want to be associated with a spoiler campaign.

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