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    Mortal DictataBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:20pm

    “There is no question my expulsion from Canada was due to political reasons.”

    Or they decided you were scum and didn’t want you in their country.

    Always love idiots who big up ‘America’s Right’ to block certain travelers or limit certain freedoms but when they’re the victims suddenly it’s evil.

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      Maj. MalfunctionMortal Dictata
      3/07/16 7:58pm

      See, I think we need to file a formal diplomatic protest with the U.N. Security Council and force Canada to take this guy. We’ll file on the grounds that the U.S. has more Floridians per capita than any other nation and it’s a human rights violation to force us to coexist with all of them.

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      CorbettoMaj. Malfunction
      3/07/16 8:05pm

      Since they forced Beiber on us, this seems like we’re totally getting The Canadian Shaft... in the butt

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    BirdDroppingsBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:21pm

    He’s got pretty lady lips and this soft butch vibe going on. As a lesbian, I approve of his looks.

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      Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaBirdDroppings
      3/07/16 7:29pm

      Now that you mention it, I think she made me a fantastic Kir Royale at Henrietta Hudson once.

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      matt.maraBirdDroppings
      3/07/16 7:30pm

      If he wasn’t a complete nutball, he might actually be (twinkish) cute...

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    CultureCannibalBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:20pm

    Everything about Florida and the whack jobs it produces is like a weird fever dream. A rip in the time-space continuum. The geographical equivalent to bath salts.

    The World of Harry Potter is pretty dope, though.

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      ThrumbolioCultureCannibal
      3/07/16 7:41pm

      Also NXT!

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      Getting real tired of your shitCultureCannibal
      3/07/16 7:58pm

      You know what, fuck you. It’s not their fault that every state sends their crazies there because they like the fucking weather. But honestly, I used to live there and there are only a few other states I’d rather live in.

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    4thGenBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:40pm

    Haha. I went on a whole kick reading about this nut at one point because he is a lawyer from (of course) my home state of Florida. Check out his “fireside chats,” which are delivered in some weird affected accent somewhere between George Wallace and his hero, Mussolini. An interviewer somewhere noted he has no accent when speaking normally.

    I don’t know exactly what they say, because the crazy gets pretty deep, pretty fast.

    http://www.invictusforsenate.com/fireside-chats…

    https://soundcloud.com/invictusforsen…

    You’re welcome.

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      Tyrant Biggles4thGen
      3/07/16 8:03pm

      I did, too! His YouTube channel is a Fatherland wonderland. Yet as fascinating as his fireside chats are he is equally forgettable. Here he is exhorting Europe to reawaken to their racial destiny.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5m7HB…

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      MarksMakerTyrant Biggles
      3/07/16 8:21pm

      He sounds like an off-brand James Bond villain.

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    BabyGroundhogEyesBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:24pm

    Fuck Me Dead!! WHY is it ALWAYS Florida ?? Why Satan ?? Why ??

    (Yea, I know. It was a rhetorical question, anyway, so............)

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      Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaBabyGroundhogEyes
      3/07/16 8:05pm

      Satan likes hot weather.

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      Meanwhile, ElsewhereBabyGroundhogEyes
      3/07/16 8:14pm

      As a Florida native that has watched every kook east of the Mississippi move here, I think the transplants know in the back of their mind they wont freeze to death if they end up homeless here. If you can trace back any “Florida-man” story, at least 75% are from out of state. That’s my theory, anyhow. We have the whole damn rainbow of crazy here now, I am one of the few natives I know anymore.

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    rusholmeruffianBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:22pm

    Totally not a psychopath. Nope. Not at all.

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      Mortal Dictatarusholmeruffian
      3/07/16 7:28pm

      I could totally see him in a certain 1930s Hugo Boss uniform.

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      DavidHHrusholmeruffian
      3/07/16 7:52pm

      Nah, and there is a logical explanation for those children buried in his yard.

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    Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:22pm

    Just in time for Easter

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      Meander061Mrs.Choate PFLAG Grandma
      3/07/16 8:29pm

      Probably the single greatest image on the Internet.

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      Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaMeander061
      3/07/16 9:13pm

      If only this had been a real book when I was a little girl. The Pokey Little Puppy simply couldn’t prepare me for the sixties.

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    SktroopBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:24pm

    In 2013, the Associated Press reported, Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert, sacrificing a goat and drinking its blood in thanks for his surviving the arduous journey.

    Now, if he said he did it all for Jesus, he’d be the front-runner.

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      DavidHHSktroop
      3/07/16 7:49pm

      Given his Nazi haircut and all, I suspect that his Jesus is Adolf Hitler.

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    DuddyKravitzBrendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:52pm

    Pretty sure there is no “Liberty Square” in Vancouver. We love freedom and everything here in Canada, we just don’t feel the need to display it at every possible opportunity. Now I’m going to have to mosey on down to Library Square on Friday to see WTF this is all about. Unless it was last Friday.

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      You might be wrong.DuddyKravitz
      3/07/16 8:33pm

      Toronto’s Liberty Village is weird. It’s like a fake neighbourhood. There wasn’t anything there worth giving it its own name and then a bunch of condos and a couple big strip malls went up and some startups moved into the abandoned warehouses and somehow that has something to do with Liberty.

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      DevtekYou might be wrong.
      3/07/16 8:56pm

      It used to be home to prisons. When you got out you went down Liberty Street.

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    BaggyTrousers3Brendan O'Connor
    3/07/16 7:32pm

    Invictus, a 32-year-old lawyer who changed his given name — which he declines to reveal — to a Latin phrase that means “majestic unconquered sun,”

    GIF
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      CreampuffZooBaggyTrousers3
      3/07/16 8:30pm

      He is running for Caesar of Florida

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      The Real JanelleBaggyTrousers3
      3/07/16 8:33pm

      He could've changed it to Asshat and gotten the same results.

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