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HarvestMoonBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:33pm
You know what’s wrong with the world (besides the Kardashins)? Reese’s Minis.

The chocolate to peanut butter ratio is all wrong. Not nearly enough salty gritty, nuttiness.

Ain’t nobody here for the mediocre chocolate!

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  wafflesfriendsworkHarvestMoon
  3/07/16 4:43pm
  Best is the seasonal Reese’s shapes. The best, in this order:
  
  1) Eggs
  
  2) Pumpkins
  
  3) Trees
  
  4) Hearts
  
  Something about the distribution from shape to shape makes a difference, I’m tellin’ ya.
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  agenttrembleHarvestMoon
  3/07/16 4:47pm
  The chocolate really should only be a subtle counterpoint to the pb. This is why Reeses eggs are the perfect pb to chocolate ratio, followed by hearts, trees, then pumpkins, with regular cups being just a barely adequate bridge between holidays.
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randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:34pm
Why would Kourtney tell us to do this, let alone do it herself?

I’m not sure but it reminds me a little of disordered eating behavior? Trying to draw out the experience so it lasted longer/filled you up. And this: “I forgot I was eating candy”.

ETA: just an opinion from someone who ate M&M in stages. And ate sandwich filling and the bread separately. As a side.
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  Snacky_OnassisrandilynisFINDILYN
  3/07/16 4:43pm
  I made a similar comment but was too afraid to say “disordered eating” (even though it’s fully what I was thinking).
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  apersCapersrandilynisFINDILYN
  3/07/16 4:45pm
  You absolutely read my mind. And Khloes refusal to participate also put a few red flags out there for me. It reminds me of when I struggled with an eating disorder and felt such a sense of smug self satisfaction from doing things like that- like not even having a taste of cake at a wedding. DISCLAIMER: I am by NO means saying she has an eating disorder or anything, it just reminded me of my own experience with disordered eating.
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Bobby FingerBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:24pm
Khloe watching her:

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  Snake PersonBobby Finger
  3/07/16 4:28pm
  BRIDGE TOO FAR.
  
  The correct way to eat a Reese’s cup is:
  
  Remove the paper.
  Eat all chocolate off the sides.
  Eat the rest.
  If you call it a Reesies, self deport from this galaxy.
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  randilynisFINDILYNSnake Person
  3/07/16 4:30pm
  Rhesus, like the monkey?
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imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Bobby Finger
3/07/16 4:23pm
So she eats them like she eats her kit kats. This woman has too much time on her hands.
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  secretagentmanimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
  3/07/16 4:24pm
  Those who watch have even more.
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  The Noble RenardimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
  3/07/16 4:25pm
  That objectively is the right way to eat Kit Kats, though.
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JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:30pm
I hate the very idea of the fact that the Kardashians are able to monetize the act of eating a piece of candy incorrectly.

Is Zoom still a thing? I hadn’t thought about that show since the 70's
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  Snake PersonJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
  3/07/16 4:34pm
  It became a thing again for kids who are now like 23-29.
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  randilynisFINDILYNJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
  3/07/16 4:39pm
  “Hi, I’m Bernadette”
  
  Fancy arm twisty movement.
  
  02134.
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BrianDBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:33pm
How to Make Home Made Reese’s presented by BrianD

Ingredients:
1 cup of butter
1 pound(yes) of powdered sugar
16 oz of peanut butter (preferably Adams Natural crunch peanut butter)
1 packet of graham crackers
1 bag of chocolate chips (go fancy here peeeeeeple)

start with the graham crackers. you need to fucking crush these into a fine dust. not pieces

what i do is put them in a ziplock bag, like 2 pieces into the bag, then get one of those wooden rolling pin things and just fucking demolish them until they are dust, pour that into a big bowl, and then repeat for the rest of the grahams

next just pour the entire jar of Adams peanut butter into the bowl

also add the bag of ~~diabetes~~ powdered sugar. the whole 16oz bag.

mix all of this together

also melt that butter and add it in too

mix it and mix it and mix it and mix it

be careful with the powdered sugar though because it might pop up in your face lol

now once this is all successfully mixed, you’re going to pour/paste it into a cookie sheet, spread it out in the cookie sheet until it is as evenly distributed as possible

now take those chocolate chips, put it in a (preferably microwave safe) bowl and melt them, then spread them all over the mix on the cookie sheet

once you have done this, just put the whole cookie sheet in the fridge and leave it there forever

what i do is get a butter knife, and cut off a piece whenver i want, but always keep the pan in the fridge so it stays cool and yummy, then just leave the knife in there with the pan, a sign that you’re going to come back, no, this is not being brought somewhere, this is going to reside in the fridge until it is all gone, no you can’t have any sarah i already gave you a piece, did someone move the knife? guys i was leaving that in there for the reeses. ok i’m taking this to that party and hopefully people will eat it so I don’t have to go through another episode
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  Red DetachmentBrianD
  3/07/16 4:38pm
  you need a food blog STAT (and I don’t even like peanut butter)
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  Ken Yadiggit, Sponsored by Wine™BrianD
  3/07/16 4:48pm
  Where’s the step where you sob uncontrollably while sitting, covered in chocolate, on your bathroom floor with a bottle of wine clutched in your hands?
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lisaroweBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:26pm
what the hell, kourtney? the point is to eat the chocolate and pb part together to get the deliciousness. why don’t you just buy plain chocolate and pb and eat it separately? nutjob.
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  randilynisFINDILYNlisarowe
  3/07/16 4:40pm
  It’s like she never saw a “Two, two, two great tastes that taste great together” commercial?!?
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  TrumanChipotlelisarowe
  3/07/16 4:42pm
  maybe you just don’t understand post-modernism
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SipowitzBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:25pm
She should get some new jeans. My mother would faint if she saw me wearing something so tattered to my job.
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  wafflesfriendsworkSipowitz
  3/07/16 4:46pm
  Remember in high school when you wore those kinds of jeans and thought you looked so cool
  
  And then every adult would make jokes about how sorry they were you couldn’t afford new jeans and it was so annoying
  
  ugh leave me alone GRANDDAD
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  Sipowitzwafflesfriendswork
  3/07/16 4:51pm
  Remember? I’m living that right now! I’ve gone undercover to go back to high school for an investigative report about something or other but I also just might get the chance to live the full coming of age experience I never got to have when I first went through high school because of my awkward appearance and poor social skills.
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AgainoncemoreBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:36pm
This reminds me of the 11-step process we all had for eating Swiss Cake Rolls back in elementary school. And...now I have a serious hankering for a Swiss Cake Roll. Great.

GIF

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  CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxAgainoncemore
  3/07/16 4:55pm
  That is exactly the right age to have such processes.
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  coolbreezeAgainoncemore
  3/08/16 10:47am
  First, eat the chocolate coating off. then, unroll the cake. Immediately lick all the filling out. Finally, consume cake.
  
  Best done while watching ‘Press Your Luck’ followed by Bob Barker.
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apersCapersBobby Finger
3/07/16 4:40pm
I say this a lot, but it is always true- so many ultra rich beautiful people just seem so utterly joyless. I mean, look at how painfully “curated” their lives are. I understand needed routine and it’s not all party party, but they never look like they are having genuine fun. Plus, Klhoe, really? You can’t eat one measly piece of candy for a video for a paid ap with your sister because you “shouldn’t have sugar?” It just makes me sad. I mean, you do you, but just seems like wealth is wasted on the rich. So sad! Send me the candy! :)
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  I thought turkeys could flyapersCapers
  3/07/16 5:36pm
  I may be broke as shit, but at least I can eat a fucking candy bar when I want.
  
  Honestly would not want to be rich if I couldn’t eat chocolate
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  apersCapersI thought turkeys could fly
  3/07/16 5:48pm
  I would eat what I wanted because I would have so much time to pursue activities that would keep me in shape. Fun stuff- not the gym.
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