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    BirdDroppingsAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:12pm

    And on the 6th day God created the krill.

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteBirdDroppings
      3/06/16 6:17pm

      Wha???????

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      dengeatseggdropBirdDroppings
      3/06/16 6:20pm

      Can God create a krill so oily that He Himself can’t compress it into pill form?

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    PfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:22pm

    So the abacus I overnighted to her really came in handy! Thank the gods for Amazon Prime!

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      LetsgobowlingPfffffbbbbytttttdjshdg
      3/06/16 6:25pm

      Slow down! Let’s not get into primes just yet.

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      TireFireLetsgobowling
      3/06/16 7:21pm

      Primes may be infinite, but Primus is infinitely more entertaining.

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    SirEdmund'sCodpieceAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:59pm

    Good thing Kirints wasn't doing one of those '500 Days of ...' Gawker Mean Girls-style countdowns, huh?

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      MikeAdamsonSirEdmund'sCodpiece
      3/06/16 7:25pm

      Mean Girls was on tv this afternoon. I watched about an hour of it and laughed.

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      SirEdmund'sCodpieceMikeAdamson
      3/06/16 7:42pm

      Tell me it doesn't describe this stalking blog to a 'T' ... jealous Allie and the clique - never asked to sit at the cool-kid table in high school - now get to exact their revenge daily against some vapid reality-star wannabe living out her fifteen minutes of unearned fame.

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    BabyGroundhogEyesAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:13pm

    Oh Allie—Please tell me this isn’t just another one of those annoying cases of “Nuthin’ from nuthin’ leaves nuthin’” ? I loves me my @Kristin/500, but it just tears at my tender heartstrings when the haters talk about dear KC’s loving & deeply caring hubby Jay like that. Even iffn his artisanal fish-tacos DO blow big donkey dicks. Ya know ?

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteBabyGroundhogEyes
      3/06/16 6:19pm

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      BabyGroundhogEyesFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      3/06/16 6:23pm

      The late great Billy Preston. I saw him when he toured w/ “The New Barbarians” & he did this song during the Intermission! Thanx Fred—-Sweet Memories—-Dropped A & snuck a 12-pack of Molson’s into the old Pittsburgh Civic Area—-Those were THE daze !!!

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    alliesconscienceAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:18pm

    did I cross your mind last night?

    ugh, what am I saying? OF COURSE YOU DID! I AM your mind.

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutealliesconscience
      3/06/16 6:23pm

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      Kaidogalliesconscience
      3/06/16 8:00pm

      Ugh, why are you here, please cross a street and get hit by a garbage truck already.

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    LeftoverSpillsAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:25pm

    I hope there is a chapter on balancing in/on math.

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      logophobe, desperate dadLeftoverSpills
      3/06/16 6:34pm

      Numbers, scary, 152

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      LeftoverSpillslogophobe, desperate dad
      3/06/16 6:43pm

      Balancing in Heels 2: My Journey with Corrections

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:16pm

    Day 4-😮-7

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      Psychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the SkyLetsgobowling
      3/06/16 7:45pm

      Kristin did it on purpose! She’s just showing how clever and cunning with numbers she is. It’s like, the universal language or whatever.

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      LetsgobowlingPsychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the Sky
      3/06/16 8:03pm

      I wish it were a coded and timely shout-out to us. It would be perfect.

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    moose trutherAllie Jones
    3/06/16 6:29pm

    time is non-linear

    we are all just floating in space

    nothing means anything

    (cue logo)

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      Kaidogmoose truther
      3/06/16 7:57pm

      Something, something, drink the Kool-Aid.

      (I am currently drinking a Bohemia with lime.)

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      a seahorsemoose truther
      3/07/16 2:21am
      GIF

      time is a flat circle

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    Missypoo50Allie Jones
    3/06/16 6:35pm

    Salute to the editing feature on Instagram!

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererMissypoo50
      3/06/16 6:48pm

      Now Twitter needs to get its shit together.

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    deanmartinsrectalpolyps2Allie Jones
    3/06/16 6:40pm

    I put two and two together and I’m really starting to have grave doubts about this book.

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      Letsgobowlingdeanmartinsrectalpolyps2
      3/06/16 6:45pm

      Your quantitative skills are too advanced for the likes of us.

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      TireFiredeanmartinsrectalpolyps2
      3/06/16 7:05pm

      That sums things up fairly well.

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