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    burnerburneradinfiburnerBrendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 6:55pm

    Hey, that’s what licensing is all about! Trump said so himself, you get a check and someone else does everything.

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      CommentSFburnerburneradinfiburner
      3/04/16 6:57pm

      Well yeah. Do you really think that pea brain Kim Kardashian REALLY sat that huge ass down and typed an entire book? That moron wouldn’t know how to write words without the letter K, let alone finish a chapter with rumblings about selfies.

      That’s what I despise most about “celebrities” branding. I feel like it served them right for these people who CHOSE to attend “Trump University”. They were not very bright to begin with.

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      Cam/ronburnerburneradinfiburner
      3/04/16 7:00pm

      Don’t forget to pose next to your Innovate, Groundbreaking Product:

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    destor23Brendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 7:18pm

    “Don Sexton, a professor of business at Columbia University, wrote two books for Trump University: Trump University: Marketing 101 and Trump University: Branding 101. The forward and first chapter of the latter were written by Donald Trump.”

    This seems like a scandal as well. Why is Columbia University letting its professors work for Trump University?

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      Sid and Financydestor23
      3/04/16 7:27pm

      Other illustrious faculty include Dr. Oz and Edward Said.

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      Wendigo's Old Fashioned HumanburgersSid and Financy
      3/04/16 7:46pm

      ... Well, what did he say?

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    Sid and FinancyBrendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 6:52pm

    Of course he didn’t. He doesn’t have the hand capacity — handwidth, if you will — for that!

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      TheEvilAttorneySid and Financy
      3/04/16 7:10pm

      Hand width is yesterday’s political metric. We really should be focusing on hand girth.

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      mercatfatdeuxTheEvilAttorney
      3/04/16 7:23pm

      And tomorrow, it’ll be handgiftedness.

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    Bear BrianBrendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 7:03pm

    First, I am so saving this for Easter dinner, when the inevitable argument over politics breaks out. Many excellent points here, thank you!

    Second, Jesus! Did any of these people have any idea what kind of education they could get at an actual university for $60k for one year?!

    And finally: Maybe this is wishful thinking, but didn’t he seem tired at the end of last night’s debate? Like he was beginning to realize that he never thought it would get this far, and he really doesn’t have any interest in, you know, serving his country, because he’s far too selfish for that, and his bloviated self believes he’d now make more money not being president.

    Like I said, probably just wishful thinking.

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      Darth MoleBear Brian
      3/04/16 7:07pm

      Did any of these people have any idea what kind of education they could get at an actual university for $60k for one year?!

      These people didn’t want that kind of education, though. They wanted the become-a-multimillionaire-overnight kind of education.

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      ObviousHuh20Darth Mole
      3/04/16 7:13pm

      I mean, there are a ton of people that will take out federal loans for stupid school programs (arguably including people pursing “legitimate” educational programs these days, given the cost of tuition). Even the semi-legit ones like the Cordon Bleu school cost like $60k a year and have a pretty dismal rate of producing working chefs.

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    Fresh Courage TakeBrendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 7:14pm

    A. None of this will matter to his supporters.

    B. See above.

    C. Does anybody remember this exchange from last night’s debate?

    Megyn Kelly’s first words to Trump: “Hi.”

    Trump back (in mischievous voice): “Hi. You’re looking well.”

    LMFAO!!!!

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      XrdsAlumFresh Courage Take
      3/04/16 7:27pm

      They don’t care how he makes his money, they just care that he’s rich. And many of them like the fact that he’s a bully.


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      Fresh Courage TakeXrdsAlum
      3/04/16 7:31pm

      And you’re correct. He was totally mind fucking Kelly every time she was asking him questions. (Wait, maybe I’m projecting.)

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    SktroopBrendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 6:54pm

    So, “Hand Picked” meant, “You, the guy with the sideburns and fake Rolex...and you, the hot broad with the short skirt...congratulations! You’re now instructors at Trump University. The rest of you losers can leave.”

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      shelwoodSktroop
      3/04/16 7:46pm

      But, like, over a conference call he took from his helicopter.

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    AnonymousCivilPersonBrendan O'Connor
    3/05/16 12:51am
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      TheDogIsStillBarkingAnonymousCivilPerson
      3/05/16 10:03am

      I thought of this exact scene. I’m also reminded of Kamp Krusty, when Krusty was promised but never showed...

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    Cam/ronBrendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 6:57pm

    I do not believe that Trump University taught Donald Trump’s investing “secrets.” Donald Trump came from a wealthy family and had resources at his disposal to purchase real estate—that is the secret—one that the average consumer could not replicate.

    Why does this plaintiff hate America so, so much?

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      mochadevilgirlBrendan O'Connor
      3/04/16 7:20pm

      Speaking of hand picked:

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        Fresh Courage Takemochadevilgirl
        3/05/16 4:13am

        I’ll take at face value that she’s eating sand out of misplaced curiosity.

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      GoOnWithoutMeBrendan O'Connor
      3/04/16 9:23pm

      Is there a Narcan type drug that can be administered when you finally overdose on Trump? Because I think I have. Everywhere I've turned, he's there.

      GIF
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