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    Kate DriesJia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:52pm

    Me rn, despite all my normal impulses.

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      Jia TolentinoKate Dries
      3/04/16 2:53pm

      it’s in my head

      but it’s wrong

      it’s wrong kate

      it’s wrong for america

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      KK4BamaKate Dries
      3/04/16 2:53pm

      The face of a stay-at-home mom trying to have some fun at wine night!

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    Jia TolentinoJia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:56pm

    i will add that if this were a JOJO song, i would love it, but meghan trainor is the DEFINITION of the sonic uncanny valley and this song is not fun but instead DEEPLY FREAKY as a result imo

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Jia Tolentino
      3/04/16 2:58pm

      agreed.
      there is something unholy/unnatural about it.

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      Jennifer EDMONDSONJia Tolentino
      3/04/16 3:00pm

      She throws around ‘hip hop’ and ‘urban’ like my sad white dad who texts me slang words when he have no idea what they mean. Yolo...ight...

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    courtJia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:54pm

    Things that I am all about, ranked; 1. Pina Colada’s. 2. Getting caught in the rain. 3. 99 red balloons. 4. Floating in the summer sky. 5. Rocky 1. 6. Rambo 3. 7. Counter cross stich. 8. Vodka. 9. Lying. 10. Legal, prescribed stimulants. 11. Burt Reynolds. 12. The vast, empty void of dark matter. 13. Lollipops!!!

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      thatsjustmyhaircourt
      3/04/16 2:57pm

      What about Rocky IV?

      GIF
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      GELLA - LLAPcourt
      3/04/16 2:57pm

      14 sleep

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    BrianGriffinJia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:47pm

    We feel the same way about that hair color, Meghan.

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      BabyJaneBrianGriffin
      3/04/16 2:50pm

      I was going to add that we could say that about her sequined headpiece as well, and then I realized it was her boobs.

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      yeayeaokayBrianGriffin
      3/04/16 2:51pm

      I kinda like the hair. It might be the only thing I like about Meghan Trainor.

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    Aurelius RoblesJia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:46pm

    My eight year old daughter apparently loves Trainor’s song “All About That Bass.” I had never heard it, so thought nothing of it. Then my fiancée had me listen to it.

    Shit.

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      courtAurelius Robles
      3/04/16 2:47pm

      That’s terrible. I can mail u some Xanax.

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      Aurelius Roblescourt
      3/04/16 2:48pm

      Nope, Xanax ain’t going to cut it. I think I need plutonium therapy.

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    Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Jia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:45pm

    “an angry song! More hip hop, more urban! Let’s go!”

    Da f*ck?
    those phrases //=// Meghan Trainor

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      GELLA - LLAPSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      3/04/16 3:03pm

      like Lincoln Park angree?

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    randilynisFINDILYNJia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:47pm

    no

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      norbiznessrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/04/16 2:51pm

      -body can do the PHILLY like I do.. /oldiesstation

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)randilynisFINDILYN
      3/04/16 2:52pm

      *HELL* (to the hell) No.

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    bagoflettersJia Tolentino
    3/04/16 2:47pm

    “More hip hop, more urban” talk about codded language, is she going to be "sassier" next?

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      No-Mi SkyeJia Tolentino
      3/04/16 2:51pm

      Omg. I don’t hate this song? I was certainly not expecting this sound from her. Wow. She raps!

      She’s better than Iggy. Haha, just kidding, not really. She was clear and enunciated her words and still had a flow.

      ETA: Forgot to side eye you girl.

      “Ugh! We need an angry song! More hip hop, more urban! Let’s go!”

      So hip hop is angry to you?

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        paultoesJia Tolentino
        3/04/16 3:01pm

        It sounds like a song that would be on a Now That’s What I Call Music! from 2002 because the studio is really trying to make that singer happen. And you’ve never heard of that person before and you never hear of them again. Like.... a Jade Anderson or a Willa Ford.

        ETA: Or Nivea!

        ETA: Samantha Mumba!

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          Sodburgerpaultoes
          3/04/16 3:05pm

          YES WILLA FORD EXACTLY

          (I didn’t hate it. I dont love the “rap” but the rest is catchy enough)

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          JamaicaBabycrypaultoes
          3/04/16 3:24pm

          OMG Samantha Mumba. To be fair she was also in that Time Travel movie! My selective memory of pointless facts never ceases to amaze upset me.

          Also, that song was my JAM! (I was 12)

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