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    puncha yo bunsBrendan O'Connor
    3/03/16 10:40pm

    RUBIO JUST GOT IN THE SHOT OF THE NIGHT you guys better write a story about it/link a video! Haha. Especially considering how hard they’ve been coming for his lies/flip-flopping tonight. Paraphrase:

    Cruz (responding to a fuming Trump): You can do it Donald, just take a second, breathe

    Rubio: When you guys are done with yoga, can I get in an answer?

    Cruz: I really hope we don’t see any yoga on this stage tonight.

    Rubio: You never know, Donald is pretty flexible.

    Ba-zing! Ka-pow! Ba-dum-tisch! I’m not doing it justice, it was actually great comedic timing. First genuine laugh he’s gotten out of me ever.

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      nileppezdel77puncha yo buns
      3/03/16 10:42pm

      Rubio? Kelly legit just called Trump a con artist on live TV!

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      stuckinthegreyswithyoupuncha yo buns
      3/03/16 10:43pm

      His handlers are getting better.

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    carpetboxerBrendan O'Connor
    3/03/16 10:46pm

    People keep saying Drumpf is ingeniously trolling us and that a feedback loop is keeping him in the public discourse and capturing ‘low information voters.’

    But exchanges like these remind me what a fucking bloated idiot he is, propped up by pathetic sycophants and a trust fund.

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      bonnismournedinterruptedorgasmcarpetboxer
      3/04/16 10:41am

      lol drumpf (did you see the bot?)

      https://twitter.com/DeepDrumpf?ref…

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      ThatGuy524carpetboxer
      3/05/16 3:37am

      Nice daily show reference in there. Googling sycophant now...

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    matt.maraBrendan O'Connor
    3/03/16 10:42pm

    But he’s totally going to be a great President! He’s yuuuge and classy and amazing!

    ...until he guts the public coffers, crafts legislation that lowers his taxes to about five bucks a year, ensures that his billionaire buddies have cushy do-nothing jobs in government, drops a massive neon TRUMP sign on the White House, and does god only knows what else to ruin what was a recovering coutry.

    Then he runs away with enough dirt on everyone (a la Hoover!) to ensure that he never faces a single charge of anything.

    THE END.

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      Sktroopmatt.mara
      3/04/16 8:02am

      “ensures that his billionaire buddies have cushy do-nothing jobs in government”

      That would be after he installs all of his children into government jobs as “advisors”.

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      mystixamatt.mara
      3/04/16 8:48am

      He also has “all the best words”

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    XrdsAlumBrendan O'Connor
    3/03/16 10:45pm

    What’s pathetic about Drumpf is that he’ll try to BS his way out when an obvious fraud like "Trump U." is brought up, but protests a bit too much when someone talks about his small hands. Although looked at another way, he knows his sexually anxious and gullible supporters all too well. I see Drumpf Brand boner "supplements" in his future.

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      ChalmersXrdsAlum
      3/03/16 10:56pm

      “Drumpf Dong Enhancers are the classiest, gold covered erection pills ever. Your erection is gonna be yuuuuge.”

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      ProfessorDickXrdsAlum
      3/03/16 11:35pm

      Trump’s university actually received an A+ rating by the BBB. http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-…

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    Mr KiteBrendan O'Connor
    3/03/16 10:42pm

    I feel “stupider” after each one of these debates. Anyone want to get in on a class action with me?

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      matt.maraMr Kite
      3/03/16 11:00pm

      Mr Kite, matt.mara, et. al. v. Republican Party of the United States, Fox News, 21st Century Fox, Reince Priebus, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Rafael Cruz, John Kasich, Megyn Kelly, et. al.

      “Plaintiffs allege that the named defendants did willfully and knowingly inflict massive amounts of stupidity upon not only themselves but on the United States and the entire population of the world, which caused the named plaintiffs and others like them to suffer grievous mental harm for which the named plaintiffs seek restitution for mental health care and punitive damages. Named plaintiffs also seek to deprive defendant Trump of all assets, which plaintiffs believe to be valued at approximately ten dollars and ninety-four cents.”

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      KngofBngmatt.mara
      3/04/16 3:46am

      There’s no period after et, it’s not an abbreviation.

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    Fred Garvin Male ProstituteBrendan O'Connor
    3/03/16 10:42pm

    Trumps face in that screen grab looks like this

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      Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!Fred Garvin Male Prostitute
      3/03/16 10:44pm
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    FajitasBrendan O'Connor
    3/04/16 1:08am

    What people don’t seem to get is that Trump is the American Silvio Berlusconi, the rich, corrupt, right-wing Italian former prime minister whose popularity was based largely on his being a celebrity who was also an extravagant jacksass. As with Berlusconi, there’s almost nothing Trump can do to turn off his base because they get off on how much he offends everybody else.

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      911DucktailFajitas
      3/04/16 11:17am

      I bet Trump has better bunga bunga parties though

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    matt.maraBrendan O'Connor
    3/03/16 10:51pm

    Drumpf (five minutes ago, paraphrased): I never said anything about Putin! Why would you [Rubio] lie like that?

    Uhh...only a month or so ago, Drumpf said he liked and admired Putin. Someone else can dig up the relevant story—I’m having an aneurysm from watching two minutes of that shitshow.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesBrendan O'Connor
      3/03/16 10:45pm

      Just tuned in, had forgotten about this. Excuse me, but what the fuck is going on with Marco Rubot, tonight? The battery seems slow, the hair is WTF...I don’t get it.

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        RancorrGeorgeGeoffersonLives
        3/04/16 12:18am

        That’s rude and mean. You should be ashamed of yourself.

        It’s upgrade night. The system is a little slow and wonky while the upgrade installs. Don’t you Libtards know anything?

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      Armando stillettoBrendan O'Connor
      3/04/16 12:15pm

      He has every right to be concerned about the “University” scandal. A judge ruled that he can be personally responsible (not his company, not his partners) because the enterprise used his name as the come-on and it lacked required licenses to operate in New York State.

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