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    BathtubStuKara Brown
    3/02/16 7:37pm

    I'm happy for Chrissy Teigen, she seems adorable and worthy of all of this success. But damn it's hard to sell books if you're not famous.

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoBathtubStu
      3/02/16 7:45pm

      I think she seems perfectly nice. But (expletive) her for bragging about selling books when she’s already rich enough to have endless time to write them and then easily get them published.

      Actually (expletive) everyone who can pay their rent this month. I hate all of you. Every single one, I know it’s not fair.

      Sorry for the swearing.

      Good for her. Shes also genuinely the prettiest person I’ve ever seen in person. GOOD FOR HER.

      I’M TRYING TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND KINDER DURING LENT.

      I DON’T THINK IT’S WORKING.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      3/02/16 7:47pm

      Embrace the dark side, AllieCat. This is kinja, after all.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    3/02/16 7:34pm

    Occasionally I wonder if the reason some people don’t like Sacha Baron Cohen is because they’re not smart enough to get the jokes.

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      beeYou!tiful_dreamerAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      3/02/16 7:37pm

      BINGO!!!!

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      BoredHagAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      3/02/16 7:39pm

      This is why they don’t 97% of the time. The other 3% is bc shoving a bottle of champagne up a guy’s ass and then pouring a glass by holding the man up and dumping it out of his assbottle is just gross.

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    HarvestMoonKara Brown
    3/02/16 7:43pm
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      scowly brow spinsterHarvestMoon
      3/02/16 7:48pm

      Heh, gravity is totally a drag. That’s why it’s funny.

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      CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxHarvestMoon
      3/02/16 7:49pm

      The man loves a dad joke.

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    Daffodils! Daffodils!Kara Brown
    3/02/16 7:45pm

    Sorry, Ariana Grande does not look dangerous at all.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaDaffodils! Daffodils!
      3/02/16 7:47pm

      Or like a woman.

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      Daffodils! Daffodils!DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      3/02/16 8:06pm

      Yup

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    3/02/16 7:37pm

    Gosh, good for you Caitlyn. A rich, republican, white man lives in a bubble of privilege transitions to rich, republican, white woman who lives in a bubble of privilege gets what she wants. Well done!

    Cait. Seriously.

    Do. Something.

    <golf clap>

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      Grilliam BakespeareJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      3/02/16 10:30pm

      Exactly! I think this is the sentiment I see the most. No one dislikes her for what she’s doing, but rather what she’s NOT doing. I know Cait has the power to really change things and it’s a little upsetting that she’s not using that wealth and influence to help those who are or were in a similar position as her.

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      CrindyJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      3/02/16 11:08pm

      I can’t staaaaaaaand her, and I don’t dare say it anywhere because the transphobes are just waiting to spring. She’s possibly the ACTUAL WORST.

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    HarvestMoonKara Brown
    3/02/16 7:47pm

    If you are driving behind someone smoking a cigarette two things will happen:

    1. They will hold the cig out the window between drags.

    2. They will discretely drop it out the window when they are done.

    If you hate smoke and cigarettes so much, why don't you find a new and less disgusting habit?

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      hockygrrl4 aka DuckPoolHarvestMoon
      3/02/16 8:23pm

      There is a sign on the off-ramp that says “Butts are Litter” and this never fails to just crack Big Foot up to no end.

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      Desperate for a Shag GilesHarvestMoon
      3/02/16 8:39pm

      My upstairs neighbors have littered the lawn around my patio with butts. You can’t even fucking put them in the trash can, it’s literally 10 feet away?

      Also I already had to bitch at them for pouring water off their balcony, soaking mine. The fuck people.

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    HarvestMoonKara Brown
    3/02/16 7:42pm
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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Kara Brown
      3/02/16 7:44pm

      “FOUND MY ARMOR PLATED BIG GIRL G-STRING”

      That just sounds painful.
      Why not wear the whole suit of armor, at that point?

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        spotofluffSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
        3/02/16 9:29pm

        The pantylines, duh!

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        Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)spotofluff
        3/02/16 10:59pm

        Through anthromorphic steel beams??

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      Bears for PresidentKara Brown
      3/02/16 7:38pm

      I’m really starting to think there’s literally nothing Netflix won’t give five seasons to.

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        cupnoodlekingBears for President
        3/02/16 8:53pm

        In that case, I want them to resuscitate Happy Endings...

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        mazzieDBears for President
        3/03/16 9:50am

        Especially since Fuller House was probably one of the worst shows to ever be created.

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      InKinjaKhanKara Brown
      3/02/16 7:59pm

      I have a good oliver stone story. Was at dinner with him and while he was telling a story he raised up his hand rather quickly. His then wife who was sitting next to him flinched away hard.

      There was silence...it was very telling.

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        DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaInKinjaKhan
        3/02/16 8:15pm

        Eek...

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        murkydismalInKinjaKhan
        3/02/16 9:16pm

        OH God. That’s awful. I am not surprised that he is a raging douche nozzle though.

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