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puncha yo bunsAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:54am
I wonder if any woman hears that, considers the very long string of sexist and misogynistic things Trump has said and done, and legitimately thinks “Yes, Trump will be very good for me.”

I would like to meet those women.
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  Gary-Xpuncha yo buns
  3/02/16 11:56am
  They clearly do exist, only I’m not so sure I want to meet them.
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  MyExwifeisAmishpuncha yo buns
  3/02/16 11:58am
  I wouldn’t.
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Rom RombertsAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:55am
I have a fundamental understanding of how The Woman’s Body works. I’ve studied it personally and from a business perspective for years. All women are filled with butter. We know this. For years I’ve done the research, really, really groundbreaking research. And, so, if you start from that point, that women are beautiful bags of butter who buy magazines, then you’ll start to understand how well I can treat them as President. Another point about women is that the really large claw they all have isn’t a weapon - it’s actually used only for mating purposes. The large claws both attract mates and are deployed during mating to ensure the male stays connected and delivers his, you know, his stuff. Finally, and this is something Planned Parenthood should be ashamed of, women’s tails are PREHENSILE. I can’t stress that enough. So let’s shut down Planned Parenthood and let women dangle from the trees and snatch up good husbands with their huge claws and we’ll all be happier and covered in really wonderful butter.
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  Johnny ChundersRom Romberts
  3/02/16 11:57am
  Should women be refrigerated or can they be stored at room temp?
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  Wife on MarsRom Romberts
  3/02/16 12:02pm
  You are truly an artist. Ever read “My Cousin My Gastroenterologist”? Very much in your style. Or you are in Leyners style.
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Hello_Madam_PresidentAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:57am
I hate, when conservatives attack Planned Parenthood, that the rebuttal from the liberal side is, “but they don’t even do that many abortions!” While true, and while related to the cancer screening and other services needed, we have a fucking right to abortion and we should be able to access it.
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  congressional lemon partyHello_Madam_President
  3/02/16 12:02pm
  And those abortions are not federally funded cause of the Hyde amendment - so defunding PP is only defunding all the other health services PP provides
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  MissBitchHello_Madam_President
  3/02/16 12:03pm
  This.
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JohnTChanceAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:53am
This is his way of making nice. Nobody cares if he name calls Cruz and Rubio (he’s just echoing America, I think), but when he tries that shtick on women like Fiorina and Megyn Kelly, the blowback has been swift and brutal and he knows he can’t be blown out by the female vote in a general. Or, frankly, the black and Latino vote, all of which he will be. There just aren’t enough angry white males out there.
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  Cherith CutestoryJohnTChance
  3/02/16 12:06pm
  but when he tries that shtick on women like Fiorina and Megyn Kelly, the blowback has been swift and brutal
  
  Has it?
  
  Trump is the one who acted like the injured party with the Megyn Kelly thing and prolonged it.
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  JohnTChanceCherith Cutestory
  3/02/16 1:18pm
  I recall him kinda kissing up to Fiorina in one debate, which is probably the only way he can apologize. He went to the Kelly well but back on Twitter, right? It wasn’t nearly as bad as his tirades against men have been. I’m just trying to forecast what he would say to Clinton in a general.
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OMG!PONIES!Allie Jones
3/02/16 11:55am
I'm just waiting for the Ted Cruz ads saying that Trump supports Planned Parenthood.
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  PathUnkathunkOMG!PONIES!
  3/02/16 12:01pm
  Your wait is over. He’s already alleged that Trump’s tax returns may be hiding donations to PP.
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  RedWriterPathUnkathunk
  3/02/16 12:06pm
  I thought you were making a joke but you’re serious. Planned Parenthood and the mafia go together like Planned Parenthood and the mafia.
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Low Information BoaterAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:57am
The Donald has no ideological allegiances outside of what makes him money/famous. He's a policy agnostic. It would be interesting to see a simulation of him in office because I genuinely think he just flies by the seat of his pants when it comes to things that don't affect his bottom line.
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  redjellydonutLow Information Boater
  3/02/16 12:06pm
  I have a gut feeling that a Trump presidency won’t be the horror show that everyone predicts. I agree...he’s policy agnostic. None of his signature pledges will ever bear fruit. No Congress would finance his wall, he can’t legislate Apple’s relocation from China to the U.S., he can’t order the expulsion of 11 million people, or seal the borders to Muslims. He knows this. The interesting thing about a Trump administration is seeing how these opposing entities navigate the legislative process. Of course, I could be entirely wrong and it could be an apocalyptic moment in American history.
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  Andy ChannelleLow Information Boater
  3/02/16 12:22pm
  This is the danger. He will assume that running a country is like running a business and he can simply ‘do a deal’ with Mexico to build a wall, like he did a deal with a Mexican company to make his shit ties. The difference is that a company really only has one goal (to make money for its owners) while a country has a million different goals, ranging from ensuring its producers have access to foreign markets to ensuring its citizens don’t all die from flu and literally everything in between. Drumph’s tiny little sausage hands do not have the skill or capacity to massage or strong-arm the US’s partners and competitors. I don’t even think he’ll manage a single term before being impeached, recalled or worse.
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tastefulTandAAllie Jones
3/02/16 12:02pm
I’m going to be really good for women. I’m going to be good for women’s health issues. It’s very important to me.

...Unless they’re the kind of broads that poop, pee, fart, or bleed. Frankly, they’re disgusting.
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  Maj. MalfunctiontastefulTandA
  3/02/16 12:10pm
  Pssh. Women don’t pee, except for Hillary, and even then, only during debates. Because she’s gross and icky and has cooties.
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SpringSprungAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:57am
Look, I’m going to be really good for women; here’s how: We’re going to make all these women who want abortions build the clinic themselves and pay for it. Hell I’ll even throw in a couple of Mexicans and Muslims to help them. Of course, they have to go back to Mexico and Muslamistan when they’re done, but yeah. I’m gonna be great for women.
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ThisBuddhistForYouAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:52am
I think my 4 year niece can speak more coherently about cookies
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weebleswobbleAllie Jones
3/02/16 11:58am
Excellent. So he will shutter Planned Parenthood, preventing millions of women (and men!) from access to health care, because they provide a service that is completely legal in the United States of America. And one that, because of the Hyde amendment, isn’t paid for by federal funds anyway. Then the people who were getting care there will flood medicaid or go bankrupt paying for care that should be covered as a human right.

Do people voting for him actually listen to what this man is saying?

lol, j/k, i know the answer to that one.
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  Maj. Malfunctionweebleswobble
  3/02/16 12:15pm
  They’re just listening for certain keywords, like online SEO:
  
  Bible, Constitution, Strength, Terrorism, America, Great, Amazing, Border, Mexicans, Trump, Leader, Amazing, Powerful.
  
  How he combines those words doesn’t even matter. It’s like he’s trying to game Google search results in 2004, and it’s working.
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