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    Brendan O'ConnorJordan Sargent
    3/01/16 11:39pm

    now that’s a super Tuesday

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      Ashley FeinbergBrendan O'Connor
      3/01/16 11:40pm

      why

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      dothedewAshley Feinberg
      3/01/16 11:41pm

      He is making a puerile joke about the number 69

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    Jason98Jordan Sargent
    3/01/16 11:44pm

    Cruz is waaaay more terrifying than Trump. Imagine what the voices in his head will tell him to do as president? When he believes that his finger in the nuclear button is the avenging hand of God???

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      Manolo CatastropheJason98
      3/01/16 11:47pm

      Trump’s got it in the bag. Now what Bernie’s out of the race, practically speaking, his supporters will gravitate over to the Troll King.

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      LumpySpaghettiManolo Catastrophe
      3/02/16 12:02am

      FUCK YOU! I’ll be dead before I ever do that!

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    Cam/ronJordan Sargent
    3/01/16 11:44pm
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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesCam/ron
      3/02/16 12:51am

      Man, I miss middle school.

      **Le Sigh**

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      the johnGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      3/02/16 6:55am

      no one misses middle school

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    puncha yo bunsJordan Sargent
    3/01/16 11:44pm

    God. That really is a face only a mother couldn’t love.

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      Pink Skullpuncha yo buns
      3/01/16 11:48pm

      Love is such a strong word. Let’s start with tolerate and take it from there.

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      Manolo CatastrophePink Skull
      3/01/16 11:52pm

      Tolerate is a bit much. Let’s go with “didn’t find out about abortions until it was too late” and call it.

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    CaptainButtersJordan Sargent
    3/01/16 11:45pm

    Did he just use the word prayfully on CNN right now?

    Pray & Carefully = Prayfully?

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesCaptainButters
      3/02/16 12:54am

      “Prayerfully.” I’ve unfortunately heard this word used in real life. It’s popular with conservative Christians when they talk about making a grave decision.

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      the johnGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      3/02/16 6:55am

      Evangelicals have their own vocabulary, it’s a dead giveaway.

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    bourbon.p.millerJordan Sargent
    3/01/16 11:43pm

    Thats the closest thing Ted Cruz has come to sex in 20 years

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      Syphilitic Scalia Saysbourbon.p.miller
      3/02/16 12:06am

      Even his hand falls asleep?

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      Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaSyphilitic Scalia Says
      3/02/16 8:43am

      Palms too sweaty to get a good grip.

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    Syphilitic Scalia SaysJordan Sargent
    3/02/16 12:04am

    That’s the face of a man who has discovered that his hernia surgery means he is now flexible to self-suck.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesSyphilitic Scalia Says
      3/02/16 1:03am
      GIF
      GIF
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    GregoireJordan Sargent
    3/02/16 12:06am

    Yeah I want that face giving me 69. He can fuck my ass with his hook nose while he’s doing it.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGregoire
      3/02/16 12:57am
      GIF
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      OldsterGregoire
      3/02/16 9:22am

      Why why why would you say that? the picture is repulsive and repugnant enough.

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    Wayward ApologyJordan Sargent
    3/01/16 11:47pm

    Did he have a broken nose at some point?

    I only ask not to be, god forbid, sympathetic, but only asking because that is a really unfortunate nose shape.

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      Scout's HonorWayward Apology
      3/02/16 12:19am

      It makes sense. It’s hard to believe he’s lived 45 years without being punched in the face.

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    Larry BrackinsJordan Sargent
    3/02/16 6:52am

    Who’s scarier, our future orange overlord Trump or our future reptilian overlord Cruz?

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