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GeorgeGeoffersonLivesAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:58pm
I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one who found this whole thing bizarre. Even while he was speaking, I thought he was going to announce someone important had died. The whole thing came off as a hostage video.

He can’t even pretend this clinging to Trump isn’t some cynical political ploy. This is a man whose soul has been defeated. Donald Trump: Soul Reaper.

It Doesn’t Get Better, Christie. Sorry.
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  Florida WeirdGeorgeGeoffersonLives
  3/01/16 11:06pm
  To me it looks like all the comfort a political wife would display while standing by as her husband addresses his sex scandal to the media.
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  Morgan JoylighterGeorgeGeoffersonLives
  3/01/16 11:08pm
  If I had to guess, all joking aside, I’d say he’s pissed that Drumpf claims Christie was the initiator in their relationship. I’d guess that it was actually Drumpf’s people that contacted Christie but Drumpf is blatantly lying that it was the other way around. As Drumpfs do.
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puncha yo bunsAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:47pm
Hahahahahaha. I was watching this tonight and it was, indeed, impossible to pay attention to whatever the hell Trump was saying because of Christie’s “How the fuck did I wind up here” face. These gifs, though amazing, will always come second to another moment of realization involving a frontrunning GOP candidate. When a monster realizes he’s created another, even worse monster, you know shit is bad.

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  unlockedpuncha yo buns
  3/01/16 10:57pm
  He regrets selling his soul hoping to become president in 4 or 8 years.
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  LumpySpaghettipuncha yo buns
  3/01/16 11:02pm
  Where are these from?
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potahhhtoAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:56pm
That’s the look on my face when I’m in class, trying to pretend I don’t hear my bowels roiling, and realizing that no, I shouldn’t have had Panda Palace.
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  dothedewpotahhhto
  3/01/16 11:03pm
  Exactly. He is holding in a fart that will almost certainly empty his bowels if he lets it out.
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  Kenhe Loginpotahhhto
  3/01/16 11:05pm
  Panda Palace? I hate that place, they’re always out of panda.
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Masshole JamesAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:54pm
You can’t blame Christie, there are so many other things he’d rather be doing.

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  OneHeadLightMasshole James
  3/02/16 12:36am
  seriously. I think the surgeon installed that lap band backwards
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  Tom-CruiserMasshole James
  3/02/16 2:25am
  My God there is so much fabric in his shirt! Its like a parachute.
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cooterbaldwinAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:47pm
Christie looks like he just figured out that no, he cannot beat the devil in fiddle playing contest.
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  MerxWorx01cooterbaldwin
  3/02/16 12:14am
  “... damn these ineffectual sausage fingers.“
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Ray FosseAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 11:26pm
This “Christie Loves Trump” thing may well be the biggest instance of political whoring I’ve ever seen. I wonder if he stands behind the Donald so he can shake his dick for him when he’s done at the urinal.
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  NothingButTheTruthRay Fosse
  3/02/16 12:31pm
  GOTTA Love it a “DIGNITY” post from libs and Hillary Enablers, or Bernie economic mathamiticians (2 + 2 = 102) . . . that just luv to “created the book” “never give it a break” CRAP on others to make themselves look better . . . . use the mirror
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  Ray FosseNothingButTheTruth
  3/02/16 3:18pm
  Gotta! Just gotta!
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DennyCraneAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 11:04pm
This is the look of a man who overbid in the Showcase Showdown and now has to watch the winner celebrate with his brand new car.
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s8nboiAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:53pm

I am so much more used to seeing Chris Christie in other compromising appearances...
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GregoireAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:48pm
As part of the endorsement, Christie agreed to get a lobotomy. I can assure you, he’s thinking of nothing right now but a plate of donuts. Those glassy eyes simply say, “Nom nom nom, creme filled.”
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  LumpySpaghettiGregoire
  3/01/16 11:04pm
  Somehow, I think when he’s really depressed. He just sucks out the cream and discards the rest until an aide brings him 55 gallon drum of industrial custard.
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  Uncle ChigurhGregoire
  3/01/16 11:13pm
  So how’s that any different than Christie without a lobotomy?
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s8nboiAshley Feinberg
3/01/16 10:56pm

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Donald J. Trump is a bloated, pockmarked, pumpkin-colored 300 pound Haggis stuffed with mucous, bile and feces, draped in a cheap Macy’s Made in Mexico suit with a hairdo of cotton candy spun from urine. His whole head and face looks like a enflamed hemorrhoid surrounding a mouth that resembles, every time he talks, a spasming sphincter. If you continually picture him as that, at no time in the future will you ever think of him as anything else besides that hideous and uproarious parody of an ‘Adult Swim’ cartoon character. Works for me. When you see those people in his base, they resemble his exact internal and external ugly hideiousness that repels all sane, rational, educated and commonsensical people. And no, he shouldn’t shut up… he is the Republican Party id(iot). He is going to tear the Republican Party to pieces and it’s going to be glorious. Hopefully, he doesn’t take the whole country down with him...
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