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    SpringSprungAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:08pm

    Picture on wall: Everyone who’s been President, take a seat.

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      Negasonic Oldage WarheadSpringSprung
      3/01/16 3:24pm

      Who’s that in the back? The next President Bush? Oh, fuck no. Can't we stop with this President Bush thing? It's so 1989.

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      GrumpyEagleSpringSprung
      3/01/16 3:34pm

      Poppy’s going to be the Lord of Snide at the next family gathering, you better believe it. W will guffaw at the remarks and deliver punishing back-slaps to his younger brother, as Jeb sits and stares sullenly at his wilted spinach salad. Dowager Countess Bush will feign sympathy, but pile on a bit in her own tasteful way as well.

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    TheEvilAttorneyAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:02pm

    I think Jeb! and Romney should start a therapy group together.

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      MisterPigginsTheEvilAttorney
      3/01/16 3:36pm

      Or form an adjunct team to the X-Presidents. X-Candidates?

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      igotwordsTheEvilAttorney
      3/01/16 4:28pm

      I would watch that if it were a half hour sitcom! Mitt & Jeb!

      This week on Mitt & Jeb! Romney finally gets the gang together to a charity boxing event!

      IT’d either be the best show ever, or the final sign of the Apocalypse.

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    Hollow_LogAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:03pm

    I bet his mom doesn’t know he’s watching Funny or Die videos!

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      LindaHollow_Log
      3/01/16 3:05pm

      She goes in the den at 8:30 pm and tells him to get ready for bed. And he whines that he wants to stay up and watch the rest of Bachelor but she won’t let him.

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      Scranton's Banana ProblemHollow_Log
      3/01/16 3:06pm

      “You know the rules... we got you this laptop for you to do one of three things: write letters, shop at LL Bean and to email your brother and me.”

      -Barbara Bush

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    tastefulTandAAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:15pm

    No rules, just right!

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      Negasonic Oldage WarheadtastefulTandA
      3/01/16 3:25pm

      Just give me a little tongue, John.

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      MajorBurntastefulTandA
      3/01/16 3:45pm

      Is this a white person thing or is this family just special?

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    10" Rubber BilboAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:07pm

    If only he’d been willing to do for Terry Schiavo what he did for his campaign.

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      ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne10" Rubber Bilbo
      3/01/16 3:17pm

      Oh, he turned it into a national embarrassment which should have been allowed to die long before the plug was actually pulled.

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      The Constant Lurkener10" Rubber Bilbo
      3/01/16 3:32pm

      Is kind of alive-o.

      So catchy.

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    MajorBurnAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:07pm

    Better watch the crackers, they’re a choking hazard for Bush boys.

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      AliceMajorBurn
      3/01/16 3:27pm

      Didn’t “W” choke on pretzels in front of his dog Barney? If I recall the story, Barney was no Lassie. I forget how “W” manged to survive.

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      congressional lemon partyMajorBurn
      3/01/16 3:30pm

      he is just gonna crush em up and snort em - something else the bush boys (and their families) are good at.

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    JohnDoeAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:04pm

    Jeb is all of us after we didn’t get that job we *really* wanted and are now *forced* to continue being unemployed.

    With 66% more crackers.

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      10" Rubber BilboJohnDoe
      3/01/16 3:12pm

      I have this idea that both the Republicans and Democrats should come together and dump 100% of their remaining candidates. Then the RNC will draft Jeb and the DNC will draft Joe Biden and we’ll start from scratch. It will be perfect: Two men forced to fight for a job that neither of them really wants. An ideal summation of America’s total exhaustion with politics.

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    Hollow_LogAshley Feinberg
    3/01/16 3:13pm

    It’s actually worse than the title makes it out to be. His shirt appears to have snaps. Jeb has now resigned to wearing onesies.

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      norbiznessAshley Feinberg
      3/01/16 3:08pm

      I always saw the Bushes as the Bluths as JEB as GOB, so I imagine he’s taking Forget-Me-Now pills nightly and crashing in his parents’ attic.

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        hntergrennorbizness
        3/01/16 3:11pm

        The really sad part is that Jeb is probably Michael.

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        Merrydannorbizness
        3/01/16 3:13pm

        Is George W. Buster?

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      BDCBAshley Feinberg
      3/01/16 3:17pm

      I think somebody with a lot of new free time needs a Kinja account.

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