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JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:30am
So we need to start giving a shit about siblings of celebrities now? Or is Austin Swift popular for reasons I’m unaware of?
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  VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
  3/01/16 9:32am
  It’s nothing new. I remember when people were trying to make Ashlee Simpson and Jamie Lynn Spears a thing.
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  Cherith CutestoryJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
  3/01/16 9:34am
  It's Roger Clinton on the Nanny all over again. SMDH.
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Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:40am

Good on JLo for being honest, but we can all agree that this is a horrible, terrible, awful tattoo. And I’m a person who generally finds tattoos attractive.
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  GELLA - LLAPKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
  3/01/16 9:46am
  its a huge tramp stamp
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  norbiznessKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
  3/01/16 9:50am
  
  I just realize that I’ve kind of seen this design before, but what are the chances that Ben has the same 70s Japanese synthesizer album I do?
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PerraviejaBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:29am
In Bertolucci’s the Dreamers the brother and sister have a menage a trois with a good-looking friend. Is this what you are insinuating, Lorde? You don’t have to say anything. Just scowl if I’m right.
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  agenttremblePerravieja
  3/01/16 9:41am
  Right?! I have record levels of fremdschämen looking at that caption.
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  randilynisFINDILYNPerravieja
  3/01/16 9:41am
  Sound very “Royals”. Like GoT
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randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:37am
We need more AARP-level news in Dirt Bag, so here’s an item about Diane Sawyer being spotted canoodling with her ex, Bill Bradley

I feel like I’m being pandered to...
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  Your Cruise Director JulierandilynisFINDILYN
  3/01/16 9:49am
  
  GIF
  
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  Your Cruise Director JulierandilynisFINDILYN
  3/01/16 9:51am
  Bonus old person gif:
  
  GIF
  
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junwelloBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:29am
I don’t know how JLo still has boobs like that, but I’m seriously impressed.
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  imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017junwello
  3/01/16 9:34am
  My guess is they wrap her up in some sort of mold every night to keep everything in place.
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  cuntybawsjunwello
  3/01/16 9:38am
  Right? Ben should have got them tattooed on his back
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Cherith CutestoryBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:32am
You were always to good for him, Jen(s).

I’ve always really liked Selena Gomez for no discernible reason.
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  VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverCherith Cutestory
  3/01/16 9:38am
  I liked her since she publicly said she made Bieber cry.
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  Your Cruise Director JulieCherith Cutestory
  3/01/16 9:47am
  No lie, I had a weird dream about Jen and Ben last night! We (duh, I was there) were at a Tupperware-style party, but they were selling furniture. For some reason I was grilling steak (I don’t eat it or know how to grill) and Ben kept eating it off of the cutting board. He was making cow eyes at Jen the whole time but she was trying to avoid him and was getting more and more drunk.
  
  That’s just the part I remember.
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beatrixkiddoBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:46am
Best possible diss of a tattoo ever: “It should be cooler.”
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KatMarloweBobby Finger
3/01/16 10:00am
I really hate judging other people’s tattoos because I have one myself that I would not be fan of people dissecting (of course, it is objectively awesome since my father designed it).

Anyway, the phoenix. It’s a little trite but if you like the symbolism, you do you. But like the Jen L. said, the colors are so, so bad. It’s just too much — in the worst way.

You need people in your life to tell you when you are about to do something stupid, Ben. Like a sober coach but for bad decisions.
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  Pope AlexanderKatMarlowe
  3/01/16 8:00pm
  Yeah, I’m getting my first tattoo in two weeks and I’m kind of dreading everyone secretly linemouthing at it. But... it’ll be small, it’ll be easily covered, and I spent about 2 months stalking the artist and obsessing with her work. So I don’t feel like I’m walking off the street and asking for a flaming skull surrounded by barbed wire because I’m a little loaded and my friends will think it’s funny.
  
  That said, I constantly marvel at how bad a lot of celebrities’ tattoos are when they can clearly afford top artists. The only thing I can think is that his tattoo isn’t finished yet, because it looks so undefined.
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norbiznessBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:35am
So on a scale of Phantoms to Gigli, how awful is the tattoo?
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  Unfrozen Caveman Lawyernorbizness
  3/01/16 9:41am
  Reindeer Games.
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  GoGoGadgetBurnernorbizness
  3/01/16 9:41am
  At least Jersey Girl.
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pocket_copterBobby Finger
3/01/16 9:52am
Jonathan Cheban just LOOKS like cocaine to me. It's off-putting.
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  Jennifer EDMONDSONpocket_copter
  3/01/16 9:54am
  You mean if cocaine were a person? Loko lol this makes sense to me
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  pocket_copterJennifer EDMONDSON
  3/01/16 9:57am
  Yes! That is precisely what I mean. It's all I can see when I look at him.
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