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    ManchuCandidateGabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:26am

    Donald Trump Says He Didn’t Condemn the KKK Because of a “Bad Hairpiece”

    Corrected.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)ManchuCandidate
      2/29/16 10:27am

      Fuck you for writing that joke faster than I could.

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      Jaded HelmsmanManchuCandidate
      2/29/16 10:29am

      Low hanging fruit, yes, but also a much more reasonable answer.

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    Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:27am

    “I Donald J Trump clearly heard in my earpiece Bo and Luke Duke, who ehhh, were not racists, but some good old boys, never meaning no harm. As to the KKK, I heard JFK who was of course a well known womanizer and suffered from back problem, unlike me, who is among the healthiest human beings to ever live. Make American Great Again.”

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      Hollow_LogDave
      2/29/16 10:33am

      damn it. I didn’t see your quicker, better Dukes of Hazzard joke. My apologies!

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      Dave Hollow_Log
      2/29/16 10:40am

      Plenty of Hazzard to go around.

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    fully nude GOP dudeGabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:28am

    His boy Morning Joe gave up on him after hearing this latest farce

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      ShinobiJedifully nude GOP dude
      2/29/16 10:31am

      Oh yeah, they did a huge 180 this morning. As if they were looking for an out after all the heat in the press and as soon as they saw it they pounced.

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      Ginger Is A Constructfully nude GOP dude
      2/29/16 10:33am

      I would love to hear more about this, for the Schadenfreude of it all!

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerGabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:29am

    Wow! It's just like all his sycophants say—he really IS a straight talker! Even if that 'straight talk' is as empty, rambling, disjointed, and reverse-engineered to fit the mood of the viewing public as any other professional politico's!

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      XrdsAlumIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      2/29/16 10:57am

      I wouldn’t compare him to the professionals, who are more calculating about whatever they’re trying to sell. Trump, in contrast, is a natural con artist and all that BS tough-guy patter that stupid people see as “straight talk” is second nature. I doubt he gives a moment’s thought to what he says before opening his trap. Forget his public and business persona, I truly believe he talks exactly the same way at meals, hanging out with family and business associates, and in his sleep.


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      IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerXrdsAlum
      2/29/16 11:01am

      Fair point. I was going more for the idea that all his 'straight talk' bullshit is exactly that, because he'll fit the message to the mood, even if it's after it hits the fan. All he does is the same thing, but in reverse order.

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    benjaminalloverGabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:28am

    It would be very unfair to disavow a group, Matt, if the group shouldn’t be disavowed, I have to know who the groups are.”

    Mexicans and Muslims would like a word.

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      casenbenjaminallover
      2/29/16 10:29am

      Uhhh....pretty sure they’d like more than just a word with him.... ;)

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      The_Snark_Knightbenjaminallover
      2/29/16 10:57am

      I see Trump’s point. Unless we fully know the intentions and actions of a group of white people, they deserve the presumption of innocence.

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    m9105826Gabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:30am

    If you have to “learn more” about a white supremacy group in order to condemn them, then you’ve already answered the question.

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      benjaminalloverm9105826
      2/29/16 10:34am

      “Child molesters? I would have to research that. I don’t know anything about child molesters, various groups of them. Frankly I can’t hear you.”

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    shelwoodGabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:35am

    Refusing to acknowledge the existence of Savannah Guthrie is just the cherry on top of Trump’s shit sundae.

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      Sktroopshelwood
      2/29/16 10:40am

      It was just another bad earpiece. I’ll bet he’ll tell you he’s had a bunch of those because “the media” won’t spring for the Trump (Drumpf?) brand of quality, high class earpieces. Put a Trump Earpiece in your ear and all you hear is, “Trump is the best. Trump only tells the truth. Everybody loves Trump” and 27 other prerecorded phrases.

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      Sid and Financyshelwood
      2/29/16 10:54am

      He just knows his supporters are still pissed about the Savannah Campaign.

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    Virginia DreamingGabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:33am

    Trump should get to the root of the problem and blame his bad brain.

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      benjaminalloverVirginia Dreaming
      2/29/16 10:39am

      Leave Bad Brains outta this mess.

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      Virginia Dreamingbenjaminallover
      2/29/16 11:06am

      Now that those are bad brains I can get behind. How about referring to Trump’s as shitty brains instead?

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    TheBoysBadNewsGabrielle Bluestone
    2/29/16 10:28am

    Man this guy really is the perfect Republican, loves to bluster on about what a self-sufficient alpha he is but as soon as someone calls him on his bullshit, he’s a victim of someone else’s scheme or incompetence.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Gabrielle Bluestone
      2/29/16 10:32am

      When I was six, I told my mother that ”a bully” had stuck gum in my hair. Teachers spent two weeks looking for this bully before I finally admitted I’d done it myself.

      At six, I was a more convincing liar than Donald Trump today.

      ETA: This really puts the lie to those who claim Trump is doing this to get Hillary elected. No Manchurian Candidate would lie this badly.

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