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    KinglyCitrusJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 5:00pm

    Paging James Cambridge Masshole, you have a call on line one

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      SequaciousliciousKinglyCitrus
      2/26/16 5:05pm

      Bih stole his post!

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      Masshole JamesKinglyCitrus
      2/26/16 5:05pm

      And I’m spent. I am now done with Rubio and I’m moving on. Moving on to those awful rumors that Ted Cruz can only get off by having women take a dump on his face...

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    puncha yo bunsJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 4:59pm

    God, I’m so mad that this turned into its own article. COME ON JORDAN.

    We not only have to give Trump nonstop attention everyday, now everyone attached to him gets a voice too! Free publicity!!!

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      Stenchofaburnerpuncha yo buns
      2/26/16 5:05pm

      Yeah, this is weird. I remember when they announced the “new” Gawker Politico hybrid they said there would be analysis and original stories. I suppose Trump qualifies as “original stories” in so far as 99% of Western democracies never had a presidential candidate like him, making him original in his own right. Other than that, the site has been sad for the past few months since the changes.

      Also, completely off topic: give us io9 back! I want my TV recaps and proper discussions without idiots leaving their science denial droplets in the comments. I cannot believe one of my top 3 favorite sites on the internet is ruined.

      /rant over (sorry!)

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      RooseveltsRevengepuncha yo buns
      2/26/16 5:10pm

      Honestly - this article should’ve been devoted strictly to the women on the right. Dropping her various “MMmm-HHmmm” all over over the other lady’s argument. With her neck all working.

      That’s just excellent shade. And at no one, just backing her girl’s crazy theory. It’s great.

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    Dashiell HammletJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 5:02pm

    look at the diversity!

    too bad Trump also said this, which should be a T-shirt:

    “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

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      Dashiell HammletDashiell Hammlet
      2/26/16 5:09pm

      I honestly worry there is too much material on Trump out there.

      You could be waterboarded with it.

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      XrdsAlumDashiell Hammlet
      2/26/16 5:13pm

      Fantastic. I’m sure he also uses well-known diversity proponent Archie Bunker’s law firm, Rabinowitz Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz (“seven savage Jews who won’t leave a scrap on your bones.”)


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    SktroopJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 5:02pm

    “Some people are saying....” still isn’t evidence no matter how many times Fox News and right wing radio hosts have used the phrase.

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      Cam/ronSktroop
      2/26/16 5:07pm

      Actual evidence is irrelevant, they just want to get the idea out in the public that Rubio is secretly gay. It’s classic Glenn Beck-style propaganda.

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      Archer>PicardSktroop
      2/26/16 5:11pm

      Some people are saying Fox News hosts slaughter cute kittens during commercial breaks. I’m not saying it, but some people are...

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    Quasar FunkJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 5:01pm

    I don’t understand, so CNN just throws Youtube trolls on the air now? WTF?

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      puncha yo bunsQuasar Funk
      2/26/16 5:04pm

      Apparently. And the moderator clearly had such disdain for the two as well, you could just see her thinking “Why the fuck am I talking to these two right now.”

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      first time talker long time listenerQuasar Funk
      2/26/16 5:05pm

      Fucking Don Lemon’s made a career out of doing something over there...

      What it is, I have NO idea.

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    Cam/ronJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 5:06pm

    We don’t know if it’s true so we would say “allegedly,” because we Googled him and stuff came up.

    I love the swordplay of election season propaganda - they’re not directly saying that Rubio is gay, they just want to get the “OMG, Rubio is in the closet!” meme out there.

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      VanNostrandCam/ron
      2/26/16 6:32pm

      Rubio is into swordplay.

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    Gary-XJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 5:03pm

    Costello’s long sigh and “Lynette. . .” are a thing of beauty. A moment of crushing humanity amongst the dumpster fire demolition derby that is this entire election.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Gary-X
      2/26/16 5:10pm

      Huh? I find it the exact opposite. It’s not humanity, it’s her winking at the camera to say “We know this is stupid, and potentially libelous, but we’re going to act like we’re above it while STILL letting the cameras roll on and on.”

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    wastingtimeontheinternetJordan Sargent
    2/26/16 5:03pm

    Trump is our Rob Ford. Rob Ford won.

    *cries*

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      Sid and FinancyJordan Sargent
      2/26/16 5:05pm

      There’s really only one way to get to the bottom of this: Let’s see what’s encrypted on his iPhone.

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        umlolSid and Financy
        2/26/16 5:22pm

        I don’t see why they’re focused on Rubio’s alleged gay lifestyle when the internet is full of evidence that Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

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        MediocrityFTWSid and Financy
        2/26/16 7:14pm

        I wonder if Trump is still posting on Twitter on his iPhone after he called for people to boycott Apple over that shit. That whole story seemed to fizzle out really quickly.

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      misterellingtonJordan Sargent
      2/26/16 6:21pm

      C’mon folks...this is performance art. Tracy and Hannibal are laughing their *sses off at ya’ll not for catching on to this longform Andy Kaufman-esque charade.

      The exposé will come when they’re performing “I’m Every Woman” at a Trump rally and pull a “Crying Game” reveal.

      It’ll be yuuuuuuuuuuge!

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