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    Masshole JamesGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 2:55pm

    Gabrielle, the Stump for Trump ladies also just outed Rubio on CNN!

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-b…

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      puncha yo bunsMasshole James
      2/26/16 2:59pm

      Lord, they need to fucking disappear. This election season is a fucking reality shitshow.

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      YoungFellaMasshole James
      2/26/16 3:00pm

      young Marco sucked cock as a young man. We all know he’s a beta and TRUMP is ALPHA as fuck, so not sure why it’s surprising.

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    Ed SpockGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 2:56pm

    I’m calling it now. Here’s Trump’s inauguration:

    Chief Justice Roberts: “So help me God.”

    President Trump: “So help me God.”

    Chief Justice Roberts: “Congratulations Mr. President.”

    President Trump: “Thank you Chief Justice.”

    (Turning to audience)

    “Hey everybody. We’re all gonna get laid!”

    Crowd explodes into roaring cheers.

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      oh-indeed_cleared_his_cache_and_cookies_oopsEd Spock
      2/26/16 2:59pm
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      Telecaster1959Ed Spock
      2/26/16 3:03pm

      ZOMG I just quoted “Caddyshack” in another post on this thread. Does this mean Chevy Chase for VP?

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    gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 2:55pm

    Don’t forget this one. It’s a doozy:

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      Masshole Jamesgramercypolice
      2/26/16 2:59pm

      So Rubio is controlling cable signals now? Does this mean he’s become self-aware?

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      Archer>Picardgramercypolice
      2/26/16 3:06pm

      Seriously, how long before a journalist gets shot by a Trump supporter?

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    Low Information BoaterGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 2:53pm

    He says he’s Cuban, but I don’t see any slow roasted pork and ham with pickles and mustard on a pressed roll. What’s this guy hiding?

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      Cam/ronLow Information Boater
      2/26/16 2:55pm

      Rubio is best kept in a windowless room at 65% humidity.

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      Quasar FunkCam/ron
      2/26/16 2:56pm

      Polo.

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    emooGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 3:13pm

    Of course Nero hates him.

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      GreenChileCheezeburneremoo
      2/26/16 3:30pm

      Literal translation of Caligula = Bootsie

      The more you know

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      Caitie2187emoo
      2/26/16 3:32pm

      Check out the heels on those shoes.

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    DashleyinCaliGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 3:13pm

    I find it fascinating that someone who barely shows up for work in the six years he’s a United States senator is going to talk about someone else being unprepared.

    I find it fascinating that ALL THESE PEOPLE continually throw stones in their own glass campaign bus:

    Christie spent 261 partial or full days traveling outside of New Jersey in 2015 as he campaigned for the Republican presidential nomination, according to figures provided by his administration.

    That’s 72 percent of the year.

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      Caitie2187DashleyinCali
      2/26/16 3:30pm

      That’s totally different because of....reasons.

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      pcrbbbnycDashleyinCali
      2/26/16 3:46pm

      He is not even running for President anymore and he is still not in his own state working, but is hanging out in Texas with Trump.

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    Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 2:56pm

    I honestly feel a thin layer of slime on my skin just from reading this. It’s like that time Ted Cruz brushed against me.

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      WhatUpMyKinjaDave
      2/26/16 3:30pm

      That wasn’t slime. It was spirit gum to keep the flesh suit adhered to his lizard body.

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      endogenousshockDave
      2/26/16 3:42pm

      Isn’t this how The Secret World of Alex Mack started?

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    burlivesleftnutGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 3:18pm

    I’m, believe it or not, a good athlete.

    His narcissism isn’t even honest with itself.

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      duckinthefaceat250knotsburlivesleftnut
      2/26/16 3:23pm

      I think everyone chose the “not” option.

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      Whatthefoxsaysburlivesleftnut
      2/26/16 3:47pm

      Trump is presumably basing his statement on his golf game, which he apparently thinks of as a sport.

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    Quasar FunkGabrielle Bluestone
    2/26/16 2:56pm
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      #NotAllYzermanGabrielle Bluestone
      2/26/16 2:57pm

      I really give Chris credit

      Pretty incredible Trump is in a financial position to do this given his history of bankruptcies

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        Sktroop#NotAllYzerman
        2/26/16 4:15pm

        Trump gives credit???? I though he only used credit, defaulted on the payments then sued the creditor.

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