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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaJoanna Rothkopf
    2/26/16 11:32am

    Carrie always was the fucking worst.

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      Masshole JamesCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      2/26/16 11:38am

      Charlotte was worse.

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      Joseph FinnMasshole James
      2/26/16 11:41am

      Fuck no, Charlotte was second behind Miranda as the best.

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    Masshole JamesJoanna Rothkopf
    2/26/16 11:37am

    It. Is. White & Gold! Deal with it!! I spent a whole morning arguing at work about this and I will not be dragged into the darkness again!

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      MessO'Espresso is a noodle-bodied slothMasshole James
      2/26/16 11:41am

      You were wrong then, and you are wrong now.

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneMasshole James
      2/26/16 11:42am

      oh my god the mansplaining asshole at my job literally took eye dropper tools to show me it was periwinkle. ASSHOLE *I’M* THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER AROUND HERE!!! I FUCKING KNOW EMPIRICALLY WHAT COLOR IT IS!!! I ALREADY FUCKED AROUND IN PHOTOSHOP WITH IT LAST NIGHT!!!

      And that shit is still white and gold.

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    Bobby FingerJoanna Rothkopf
    2/26/16 11:48am

    I’m half Bobby Fine (the Nathan Lane character) and half whatever the opposite of Stanford is.

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      Masshole JamesBobby Finger
      2/26/16 11:56am

      So you’re half Bobby Fine and half Anthony?

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      confirmedcyberbullyBobby Finger
      2/26/16 12:00pm

      for years i thought i was a twink/otter but no i’m this comment

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    CosmicDrive00Joanna Rothkopf
    2/26/16 11:29am

    I still don’t understand how anyone with a triple digit IQ would think that was white and gold in the first place. How stupid.

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      ValiexiCosmicDrive00
      2/26/16 11:33am

      You probably never saw it at the right time for the optical illusion to be in effect. As someone with a triple digit IQ, I can tell you the first time I saw it, it was white and gold as a motherfucker.

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      SipowitzCosmicDrive00
      2/26/16 11:36am

      Because IQ has absolutely nothing to do with how receptors in your eyeballs perceive light in certain situations? Not to mention the varying levels of color blind people who exist in real life?

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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneJoanna Rothkopf
    2/26/16 11:32am

    id like this article to be my eulogy thanks

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      OwldressedascheshirecatJoanna Rothkopf
      2/26/16 11:31am

      I was looking at my facebook memories and this popped up. My favorite comment, that didn’t get much love was that, if I see both colors, does that mean I’m divergent. #stupidmoviereference

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        andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneOwldressedascheshirecat
        2/26/16 11:39am

        hi those movies are so bad and yet so deliciously good?

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        Squirmishesandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
        2/26/16 11:42am

        hi I am a big fan of alllll teen dystopian future movies, see also the hunger games, mazerunner

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      $kaycogJoanna Rothkopf
      2/26/16 11:29am

      I love that red dress.

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        AnonymousCivilPerson$kaycog
        2/26/16 11:39am

        It’s really more of a skirt or MooMoo.

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        HerbertHasCandy$kaycog
        2/26/16 11:40am

        It’s a sailboat.

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneJoanna Rothkopf
      2/26/16 11:33am
      GIF
      GIF
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        kiisselidarleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
        2/26/16 11:46am

        This and the #trapcover article have completely redeemed my shit week. I’m giggling like a fool.

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        darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeenekiisseli
        2/26/16 11:54am

        I KNOW!!! I had such a shitty shitty week and jez has been really light on the awesome posts but made up today!

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      SipowitzJoanna Rothkopf
      2/26/16 11:31am

      I’m Berger

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        SneezingGlitterSipowitz
        2/26/16 11:33am

        I'm the shoes. All of them.

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        puttputtbuttSneezingGlitter
        2/26/16 11:37am

        i’m the empty apartment that she used as a shoe closet

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      Bokbunzajoo1Joanna Rothkopf
      2/26/16 11:31am

      Frankly, this would have made a great SATC episode and a fitting end to the series.

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