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    XrdsAlumHamilton Nolan
    2/26/16 10:39am

    Ruffin must be a very good pal. I wouldn’t trust someone who’s lost money operating casinos to run a lemonade stand (even if it’s a classy black and gold stand selling the most luxurious lemonade in the world).


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      1llamarampage will write againXrdsAlum
      2/26/16 10:44am

      Right? “The house always wins” is the most rock-solid received wisdom there is. The entire existence of casinos revolves around people paying to play long-term-unwinnable games, and somehow the house owned by Trump lost big, four times. It’s incredible.

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      Middler1llamarampage will write again
      2/26/16 10:47am

      It is also very easy and profitable to hide the money you make and claim you are making less.

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    Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
    2/26/16 10:37am

    Why wouldn’t you want him as commander in chief of the world’s most powerful army?


    Make America Grate Again



    I just thought of that. And then I typed it.

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      Johnny ChundersSean Brody
      2/26/16 10:42am

      Hey, this is the slogan of the American Association of Storm Drain and Access Panel Manufacturers!

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      Sean BrodyJohnny Chunders
      2/26/16 10:45am

      Hey, this is the slogan of the American Association of Storm Drain and Access Panel Manufacturers!

      Wonderful people. Magnificent drains. They love me. We’re friends now.

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    norbiznessHamilton Nolan
    2/26/16 10:37am

    Now we have an artist’s rendering of what a broken, casino-running, toupee-less, germaphobic Trump might look like in the year 2020.

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      BrianGriffinnorbizness
      2/26/16 10:40am

      Since we’re doing Simpsons clips:

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHamilton Nolan
    2/26/16 11:01am

    There is a great man, right now, feeding coins into a golden slot machine in a quiet room carpeted with ancient Persian rugs. The machine is the size of an armored personnel carrier, because it is an armored personnel carrier. Inside this machine, another man, a smaller man, catches the coins that falls into the slot. The smaller man rolls it across his knuckles, across his forearm, up to his shoulder, over his ears, across his eyebrows, down the slope of his nose and onto his tongue. With great effort, he swallows the coin. Having been fed, the smaller man—with a bulging gut that fills up the entire bay of the personnel carrier—rotates the reels of the golden slot machine, making lemons into cherries for the great man outside. The great man sees the cherries and smiles. He takes another coin from his pocket and feeds it into the machine. A great whirring flatulence emits from the machine as the reels roll over and a familiar spangly jingle rings out as the reels line up to show:

    Donald J. Trump 2016.

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      Masshole James╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      2/26/16 11:13am

      I like this. You’re as obsessed with Trump’s financial shenanigans as I am with Rubio’s gay sex life (I’m assuming that’s what it is because I always see your Trump rants and I’m guessing it’s because you hate him and not because you’re high.) Between us, we can take the bastards down!

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      BabyGroundhogEyes╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      2/26/16 12:19pm

      Swell OP—I asked you this the other day & just got a buncha weak-assed troll poop from your little buddy cake-boy so:

      Just how inna fuck does a business genius like your new screen-named namesake BANKRUPT A CASINO ?? A place where many people go to throw their money away ?? How, pray tell, oh owlish snarkster I ask AGAIN ??

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    Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
    2/26/16 10:46am

    Trump pal Phil Ruffin (pictured above)


    Hey, Robert Loggia called. He wants his 80s look back.

    ETA
    Turns out Robert Loggia’s dead. You’re good.

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      SktroopSean Brody
      2/26/16 10:57am

      Trump pal and future scapegoat, Phil Ruffin.

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      52ndstateSean Brody
      2/26/16 11:38am

      How could that guy possibly not own a major sports franchise?

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    Johnny ChundersHamilton Nolan
    2/26/16 10:40am

    When Trump is president, Social Security benefits will be replaced by a stack of chips and a bus ticket to NV.

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      EBTJohnny Chunders
      2/26/16 10:54am

      No off hour buffet voucher?

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      Johnny ChundersEBT
      2/26/16 10:59am

      That’s socialism.

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    ClioHamilton Nolan
    2/26/16 10:46am

    A bankruptcy is not a bankruptcy when you’re Donald Trump... just a perfect opportunity to blame the illegal immigrants that came to America before us. https://archives.nbclearn.com/portal/site/k-…

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      SpringSprungHamilton Nolan
      2/26/16 10:36am

      Trump wins big in Nevada: Woohoo let’s make him President.

      Trump tries to open a casino in Nevada: HELL NO.

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        lobstrHamilton Nolan
        2/26/16 3:04pm

        Just as a little insight, the Trump Las Vegas is — as you would imagine — a tacky 30 story brass piece of shit plopped onto a very lame acre of sand not even on the Strip. It’s next to the employee parking for the Strip’s outdated indoor shopping mall and is along a back street that feeds into Circus Circus’ RV park and the nearby neighbors are a handful of dirty topless joints.

        It’s set too far back from the Strip for anyone to want to walk to and it’s not near any foot traffic (unless you count transient or customers of stripper whoo-uhs) — nobody’s gonna gamble there.

        Seriously, look at that very uninspiring and generic brassy lump of shit!

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          lobstrHamilton Nolan
          2/26/16 2:57pm

          Throughout my childhood during the 80s we frequented Vegas many times, and so I remember asking my grandfather on a trip why Trump — America’s most well-known and flashiest “casino magnate” of that time — has all this shit out in AC but nothing in LV and I remember him answering with such certainty as if it was common knowledge: “The mob cut him a deal and told him he can have Atlantic City if he stays the hell away from Vegas” ... of course, the mafia presence is relatively gone and Vegas today is all corporate-run (which may explain the sudden golden brass turd he dropped on the town called Trump Las Vegas) but it would be interesting if there really was a backstory about the mafia making it clear that he not build in Vegas.

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