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    seeyaGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:36pm

    Please stop posting pictures of Trump constantly. You could have just as easily used a picture of 1) a wall, 2) Vicente Fox, 3) Random selection of Latino immigrants, or 4) a pile of shit. All these options are preferable than seeing Trump’s stupid, ugly face on every other article. If you have to, make a little Trump bug with this most flattering picture to paste in the corner of Trump stories.

    Also, no Ted Cruz photos ever.

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      benjaminalloverseeya
      2/25/16 3:40pm

      I so second this. Can we just have a cartoon blob and a cartoon fart avatar for Cruz and Trump respectively? Too many jowls coming at me in my feed.

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      TheEvilAttorneyseeya
      2/25/16 3:41pm

      This. All these Trump pictures have, according to my doctor, given me eye herpes. Antibiotics WON’T cure that.

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    Free Market Party CompanyGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:34pm

    Oh my God. Trump's ignorance has prompted the former leader of a US ally (close personal friend of George W. to boot) to drop an actual f-bomb in a TV interview. This is awesome.

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      clickSuckaFree Market Party Company
      2/25/16 3:40pm

      My guess is that Trump wants to destroy politics so businessmen will rule the world overtly. There’s no other explanation.

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      1llamarampage will write againFree Market Party Company
      2/25/16 3:41pm

      In terms of how often I’ve been able to switch my ringtone to increasingly-hilarious soundbites, this election has been the gift that keeps on giving.

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    TheEvilAttorneyGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:43pm

    I’m not sure why more candidates haven’t jumped on Trump’s comment yet. Obviously, Mexico won’t pay for a wall, so when he says that he will “make” Mexico pay, he is basically saying that he will user military force and/or go to war with Mexico.

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      illinobbinTheEvilAttorney
      2/25/16 3:55pm

      He’s saying that he wants impose import tariffs on Mexican goods coming into the US. That’s right... on America’s second largest trading partner. Higher prices for everyone means WINNING for Donald Trump.

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      TheEvilAttorneyillinobbin
      2/25/16 4:06pm

      If that basically means scrapping NAFTA, I may not be totally opposed to it. It might bring some manufacturing back to the US.

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:33pm

    “I’m not gonna pay for that fucking wall,” Fox told Jorge Ramos this week.

    I initially interpreted that as Fox, as in Fox News, and had the most hilariously entertaining/confusing image in my head.

    More coffee or less coffee?

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      Mary-GraceHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      2/25/16 3:35pm

      Same here. And the answer is always more coffee.

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      Quasar FunkHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      2/25/16 3:35pm
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    XrdsAlumGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:34pm

    “We’re not paying for it. You know how easy that is?”

    If you needed a quote that summed up the kind of businessman Donald J Trump is, you couldn’t do better than this one.

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      Sonic Reducer 151XrdsAlum
      2/25/16 3:41pm

      This attitude is the bane of any creative/tech person who’s ever had to justify his rates. I’d like to think that at least one story at http://clientsfromhell.net/ is about Trump.

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      m9105826XrdsAlum
      2/25/16 3:45pm

      I can’t tell if he’s saying that building a wall is easy, or if not paying for a wall is easy. Because one of those is definitely easy, but surely doesn’t end with a wall as the result.

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    Sid and FinancyGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:35pm

    Trump tweet: “Lazy Mexican refuses to work."

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      XrdsAlumSid and Financy
      2/25/16 4:08pm

      You forgot to put the "Sad!" (or perhaps "Bad!") at the end of the Tweet, to give the reader the special sense that Trump's tweets are written by a spoiled 8 year old.

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      BrawndoSid and Financy
      2/25/16 4:54pm

      And yet, somehow they’re also stealing all our jobs.

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    dothedewGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:34pm

    Glad we cleared that up. Maybe next we can get an interview with other world leaders talking about which of the candidates’ bright ideas are ridonculous.

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutedothedew
      2/25/16 3:36pm

      No need for education

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      benjaminalloverdothedew
      2/25/16 3:37pm

      There’s already a Pope episode in the can.

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    Mount_PrionGabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:35pm

    Filed to: JUST ANOTHER BRICK-COLORED MAN IN THE WALL

    (needed more emphasis)

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      VanNostrandMount_Prion
      2/25/16 3:40pm

      Trump supporters don’t need no education.

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      BosoxBobVanNostrand
      2/25/16 3:54pm

      But they sure are getting thought control.

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    Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 3:43pm

    Jesus Jumped Up Christ, Trump tweeted that Fox used the “F-Word” and that he (Trump) would be in trouble if he used that kind of language. You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

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      BosoxBobDave
      2/25/16 3:56pm

      So Trump can go out and shoot someone and that would be no problem, but saying the F-word would be an issue?

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      SiblingRevelryBosoxBob
      2/25/16 4:06pm

      I like the paradox you’re pointing out; I think, in some sense, that it’s true: he would suffer less criticism from his base for killing someone than for dropping an F-bomb on television.

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    OMG!PONIES!Gabrielle Bluestone
    2/25/16 4:02pm

    Every night, Donald Trump writes a journal entry in his diary. Every entry is nearly the same as the last one.

    Here is the last week of entries:

    _________________________

    February 18, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today I picked a fight with the Pope and won.

    _________________________

    February 19, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today I picked a fight with George W. Bush and won.

    _________________________

    February 20, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today I picked a fight with Paul Ryan and won.

    _________________________

    February 21, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today I picked a fight with Planned Parenthood and won.

    _________________________

    February 22, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today I picked a fight with the Chicago Cubs and won.

    _________________________

    February 23, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today I picked a fight with Alyson Camerota and won.

    _________________________

    February 24, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today I picked a fight with Mitt Romney and won.

    _________________________

    February 25, 2016

    Dear Diary,

    Today, I picked a fight with the former President of Mexico and won.

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