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    BiscuitJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:17pm

    I’ll always come back to this - as it is the ultimate truth of Trump.

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeBiscuit
      2/25/16 3:24pm

      This is amazing.

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      MizJenkinsBiscuit
      2/25/16 3:49pm

      Why on Earth does he even have a star on the Walk of Fame?

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    Sid and FinancyJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:19pm

    Donald Trump doesn’t see color.

    I mean, there’s no way he does and looks like that, right?

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeSid and Financy
      2/25/16 3:24pm

      I’m going to just stick with the Seinfeld theme and go with: “Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!”

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      wonderfulpistachiosHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      2/25/16 3:46pm

      Thats it! He’s got a Kenny Rogers Roasters right in his penthouse apartment. Explains the orange face, the tanning goggles circles, erratic behavior, all of it.

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    JeangenieJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:32pm

    I went to a majority Cuban-American HS in Miami back a while ago. In the midst of the “Will the last American to leave Miami please take the flag” days. Our HS baseball team made the state finals. The competition was in the hometown of the favorites to win. We were hissed at and all sorts of lovely racist taunts in our direction. We decided to embrace it and do all off our cheers in Spanglish—not that cheering is a baseball thing. Acarachin, Acarachan, acaraca chin chin chin chan, Juegala! Juegala! Sis boom bah. San Brendan, San Brendan, RAH, RAH, RAH! We won, and that night they came to the motel where we were all staying with bats and pickup trucks looking for a fight. Thankfully the Ocala cops did their duty shooing them away.

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      MediocrityFTWJeangenie
      2/25/16 4:36pm

      Holy shit, that’s pretty fucked up. At least you beat them and them racist assholes had to go home knowing they lost.

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      Meanwhile, ElsewhereJeangenie
      2/25/16 4:38pm

      I feel you, I grew up in Tampa Bay. Interior Florida can be the worst, like Alabama squared.

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:14pm

    As Jerome Allen Seinfeld would say: “Well, this is all veryyy sophisticated.”

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      Violent FellowkneesHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      2/25/16 3:19pm

      There’s nothing more sophisticated than runnin’ on a racist platform and diddling the maid

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeViolent Fellowknees
      2/25/16 3:19pm

      “What’d you even do today?”

      “Well, I made your bed.”

      “Well, yeah, but then you took a nap in it.”

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    burnerburneradinfiburnerJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:16pm

    The vitriol never helps.

    ‘Hey, I can sympathize with people wanting a better life for themselves and their families, but the last thing this country needs more of are poor uneducated people who wind up depressing wages and increasing social service costs.’

    ...Is what someone who wants to take a firmer tack on immigration should say (whether or not you agree!). Trump has back peddled on his Mexico comments, but too little too late.

    Political policy positions as a taunt for high school basketball... That’s amusing, at least.

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      XrdsAlumburnerburneradinfiburner
      2/25/16 3:25pm

      Taibbi just wrote an article stating, among other things, that Trump with his own insults has now turned the U.S. into the world's biggest high school.

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      esperanzoomzoomXrdsAlum
      2/25/16 3:45pm

      Like all Taibbi articles, it was terrific!

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    OMG!PONIES!Jordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:38pm

    I’m voting for Trump because he’s not some Johnny Come Lately racist. No, sirree. Trump’s racism goes back decades, to when he was discriminating against African American renters in Starrett City. What other candidate can boast more than four decades of documented hatred for minorities?

    That’s the kind of record I respect.

    Donald Trump: Making America Discriminate Again

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      ThePriceofEggsinMaltaOMG!PONIES!
      2/25/16 5:21pm

      Absolutely. And let’s not forget Trump’s racist pedigree. Arlo Guthrie was singing songs and writing poems about how racist Papa Trump was back in the 50s:

      I suppose
      Old Man Trump knows
      Just how much
      Racial Hate
      he stirred up
      In the bloodpot of human hearts
      When he drawed
      That color line
      Here at his
      Eighteen hundred family project

      And

      Beach Haven ain’t my home!
      I just cain’t pay this rent!
      My money’s down the drain!
      And my soul is badly bent!
      Beach Haven looks like heaven
      Where no black ones come to roam!
      No, no, no! Old Man Trump!
      Old Beach Haven ain’t my home!

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    ╰( ´◔ ω ◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:35pm

    There is a man sitting at a boat-sized, mahogany desk, right now, poring over a book. This desk is carved with cherubs along its sides, and a lintel spans over the whole expanse in which the words “We The People” have been chiseled. Under these words is a library’s worth of books, all leather-bound with gilded titles. Most of these titles can only be found in the archives of the Vatican. The book the man is studying, the way a man studies a painting or a statuesque blonde, is a thick tome the size and width of three stacked pizza boxes. On the spine, in cursive gold the title “History of the United States.” Every so often, the man takes up his fine writing pen, ivory with inlaid ebony, and underlines an important passage , or crosses out some trivia, or circles, or zig-zags whole passages, his feelings unknown. In some cases, not content with this abridgment, he rips out whole pages. Finally, he finishes with this work and turns over the last, blank page. He picks up a large stamp sitting on an even larger blotter and thumps it down with a force that echoes far beyond this room. The carmine ink glistens on the pristine page, but soon begins to dry into:

    Donald J. Trump 2016.

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      MediocrityFTW╰( ´◔ ω ◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      2/25/16 4:34pm

      ...and then you woke from the nightmare in a rush, covered in sweat and breathing heavily right? That sounds like one of those nightmares you’d have that you would spend the rest of the day thinking about, wondering why your mind can develop such horrifying imagery.

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    Quasar FunkJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:19pm

    Trump also attracts the kind of red-hatted supporters who think you can take a picture of him with a playing card and a Sharpie.

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      Deadly the EternalQuasar Funk
      2/25/16 3:23pm

      Just another low-education supporter that he loves. On the other hand, he’s sick and tired of high-education people taking pictures of him with actual picture-taking devices.

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    TheAstrologerOfOneMrsNancyReaganJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:23pm

    i’ve always gotten the impression that trump-supporters don’t really care if he’s president, but care more about what their support of him says to others. it’s their way of saying “i hate TheBlacks” without having to say it.

    and i love that Newt went on Fox News and declared Trump “the candidate and Fox created”. a result of 24 hours a day hate-t.v. bent on appealing to the lowest common denominator in people. finally, the bigots and cro-mags have their unapologetic candidate.

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      SktroopTheAstrologerOfOneMrsNancyReagan
      2/25/16 4:13pm

      Newt is just pissed that it didn’t work for his campaign.

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    caekislove-caekingitupJordan Sargent
    2/25/16 3:17pm

    WHEN EVERYONE LOVES YOU THAT MEANS RACISTS LOVE YOU TOO

    TRUMP 2016 MAEK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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