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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:04pm
    my sunglass-tiara
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    This is the best thing I’ve read all week.

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      sammeessecondeviltwinAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      2/24/16 7:06pm

      googling sunglass-tiaras atm

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarksammeessecondeviltwin
      2/24/16 7:07pm

      I’m imagining a sunglasses version of the tiara headphones Rihanna was wearing the other week.

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    randilynisFINDILYNMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:11pm

    All mockery aside, girl has 800 Philip Treacy hats. How does that happen?

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      BrightEyesrandilynisFINDILYN
      2/24/16 7:13pm

      Money.

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      comeonpoppetrandilynisFINDILYN
      2/24/16 7:13pm

      I have so many questions for her.

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    AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:13pm

    YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while screaming about “The end of days” and wearing only a jock strap and the pope’s hat. You think it’s all FUN and games. Just a few funny headlines. WELL YOU’RE WRONG AND WE’LL IF YOU’RE STILL LAUGHING WHEN YOU’RE KNEE DEEP IN INTESTINES CONSUMING HUMAN FLESH WHILE THE HEROES AMONG US CONSUME DELICIOUS FROZEN HOT POCKETS IN OUR UNDERGROUND BUNKERS.

    ZOMBIE APOCALYSE IS UPON US BITCHES. ITS ON. It is ON.

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      deerlady83AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      2/24/16 7:16pm
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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      2/24/16 7:17pm

      I am going to assume from this that you also demand tiaras on cats.

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    GELLA - LLAPMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:09pm

    Engman began to raise and lower the adjustable armrest into the woman’s leg

    what kind of first class seat is that on long haul ?? are they flying 737 or A320?

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      Betty Loren-MalteseGELLA - LLAP
      2/24/16 8:50pm

      This is the kind of question that I'll probably never be able to answer.

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      JiminyCricketGELLA - LLAP
      2/24/16 8:51pm

      Haha that occurred to me as well. International first class (and even business class) typically would have entirely separate seats and fixed armrests.

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    BumKneeMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:17pm

    I often wore a tiara in my 20's. But I did have a bit of a drinking problem, and I made it my mission to look like Courtney Love. Everyone just thought I was a dirt bag, but all this time I was actually “Haute Couture.”

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      MeMeMeMineMineMineNowNowNowBumKnee
      2/24/16 7:28pm

      The term you were searching for was “Ho Couture.”

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      CatAssBumKnee
      2/24/16 7:54pm

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3RZl...
      Hottie-kooterati!

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    BrightEyesMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:13pm

    “Engman feels that she might be a victim of class envy”

    Oddly, no class was shown whatsoever by Engman.

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      Flossie Dickey's Personal AssistantBrightEyes
      2/24/16 7:27pm

      I wish I could star this more!

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      The artist formly known as Roy RoyalsBrightEyes
      2/24/16 9:27pm

      This is the adult version of Afluenza

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    OvdanyakadMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:17pm
    Engman feels that she might be a victim of class envy and describes her accuser as a “sweatshirt-clad ‘total granola girl.’”
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      SportsicleOvdanyakad
      2/24/16 7:35pm

      I’ve got no clue what “total granola girl” even means, but I like it and will thus appropriate it

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      Sean BrodySportsicle
      2/24/16 8:48pm

      sweatshirt-clad ‘total granola girl.’ is a good backup burner name

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    token_liberalMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:07pm

    Are you sure that she’s an art curator and not in the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation? Because she sounds like a person that will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarktoken_liberal
      2/24/16 7:11pm

      #notallcurators

      (really though every curator I’ve worked with could not come close to touching this level of crazy)

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      Poodletimetoken_liberal
      2/24/16 7:34pm

      “Share and Enjoy!”

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    DiamondPearlPlatinumMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:09pm

    I was unclear about what a sunglass-tiara is, and google gave me this. Her instagram is private so I can’t confirm it, but I’m pretending that’s exactly what she was wearing.

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      WallflowerDiamondPearlPlatinum
      2/24/16 7:23pm

      I want to believe.

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      veskaDiamondPearlPlatinum
      2/24/16 7:50pm

      The most expensive pair I found, for $2000+, are weirdly kind of hot (not that I’d waste my money).

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    DragonsDaughterMadeleine Davies
    2/24/16 7:29pm

    She’s been “to haute couture”, huh? I’ve heard it's nice this time of year.

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      Niko PerrierDragonsDaughter
      2/24/16 7:34pm

      Eez Franch, no? Juss south of Nouveau Riche.

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      Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantDragonsDaughter
      2/24/16 7:47pm

      Is it like going to army?

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