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╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:13pm
He is right. Donald J. Trump doesn’t need his endorsement, or the endorsement of any vaper, but just the same, Donald J. Trump can be both the vape pen (a long, sleek electronic beauty, with red, pulsing lights, and a little jingle when you draw) and the vapor (thick, voluminous, robust shapes—a dog, a whistle, a gun, a missile).

Donald J. Trump doesn’t need you, but you need him— in your lungs, in your Oval Office.

Breathe deeply.

Exhale an anime from your wildest otaku dreams.

That is freedom.

That is Donald J. Trump.

Donald J. Trump 2016.
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  Topher╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
  2/24/16 12:16pm
  Trump, vaping, and anime? This is my kind of poetry.
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  ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeTopher
  2/24/16 12:20pm
  Trump is a poem,
  
  about nothing or all things.
  
  Soon, President Trump.
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toothpetardGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:12pm
when he took over his father’s congressional seat

The workings of a great democracy right here.
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  norbiznesstoothpetard
  2/24/16 12:21pm
  Please use his full title: Duncan Hunter, the Third Earl of Escondido
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  VtDkDudetoothpetard
  2/24/16 12:22pm
  Well it worked for George W. He even got his daddy’s ring leaders to help him with his new “big boy” job.
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gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:20pm

In case you wondering, Grover Norquist thinks vaping is the issue that will decide the 2016 presidential election. He really does.
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  EvenBaggierTrousers4gramercypolice
  2/24/16 12:27pm
  Either that or he thinks a lot of people like to play superhero.
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  1llamarampage will write againgramercypolice
  2/24/16 12:27pm
  It is in the nature of hubris to think that other people are deeply interested in the minutiae of one’s life. Basically, all vapers and 90% of the GOP could be improved had they heard “no one cares about your stupid hobby, Cynthia” more often in their younger lives.
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Sid and FinancyGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:12pm
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire; and where there’s vape, there’s douchebaggery.
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VanNostrandGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:21pm
“Representative Duncan Hunter (R-Calif.), thevaping congressman in the pocket of big vape, today blew a sick cloud of e-ndorsement over the Donald Trump campaign.”

Colbert level.
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  caekislove-caekingitupVanNostrand
  2/24/16 12:31pm
  Colbert level? Both jokes in your quote were recycled from the articles that were linked in your quote.
  
  More like Leno level.
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  VanNostrandcaekislove-caekingitup
  2/24/16 1:02pm
  Damn. Larry Wilmore level. But whoever made those jokes, very Colbert-y.
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Hip Brooklyn StereotypeGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:16pm
“We don’t need a policy wonk as president.”

You mean, like, someone who understands policy?
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  EvenBaggierTrousers4Hip Brooklyn Stereotype
  2/24/16 12:28pm
  Or actually likes referring to policy and noting it when necessary. Seriously that’s some dumb shit to say about the guy that might be leading the nation.
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  Orlandu7Hip Brooklyn Stereotype
  2/24/16 12:45pm
  “I was elected to lead, not to read.”
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benjaminalloverGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:22pm
Fourth Trump article on the mainpage today, and it’s not even lunch yet. Pump the brakes!
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  EvenBaggierTrousers4benjaminallover
  2/24/16 12:29pm
  Gotta agree. I just heard an excerpt of a speech Sanders gave today on why specific religion matters less than simply “Do unto others... . “ We’ll probably see a blurb on that speech around 4 p.m. or so.
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  caekislove-caekingitupbenjaminallover
  2/24/16 12:33pm
  To Gawker:
  
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Lala11_7 (I'm in the grays, because this mouth DOES NOT PLAY!)Gabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:51pm
Me and mines LIVE for vaping...probably LITERALLY as it has cut a serious years long habit...and in 2 years I’ve gone from 12 mgs of nicotine to 3 mgs...and slowly moving to 0...this polititick not withstanding...vaping is AWESOME!!!!
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  ChuckBarrisDanceAcademyLala11_7 (I'm in the grays, because this mouth DOES NOT PLAY!)
  2/24/16 1:20pm
  What lifestyle change could you make to decrease your use of ALL CAPS?
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  Lala11_7 (I'm in the grays, because this mouth DOES NOT PLAY!)ChuckBarrisDanceAcademy
  2/24/16 4:26pm
  ABSOLUTELY NO LIFESTYLE CHANGE COULD EVER CAUSE ME TO NO LONGER USE ALL CAPS!!!! Now, get off of YOUR HIGH HORSE...and ride a very...VERY...small pony...
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norbiznessGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:08pm
“Are you tired of telling people who think you were born on third base that you actually hit a triple? Then hookah up with the California Nepotism Beneficiary Society!”
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  XrdsAlumnorbizness
  2/24/16 12:32pm
  Just when I thought this guy couldn't be a bigger douchebag.
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SoapBoxcarWillieGabrielle Bluestone
2/24/16 12:20pm
I can already see the Trump-branded e-juice, the finest, classiest, most luxurious e-cigs that money can buy, with batteries shaped like the architectural masterpieces of his that dot the NY skyline, so you can chase the biggest clouds.
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