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    randilynisFINDILYNEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:23pm
    I’ll sing you another song... Any requests?

    It’s how you know he isn’t much of a DJ

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumrandilynisFINDILYN
      2/23/16 2:24pm

      4'33"

      that’s my request. 4'33" of utter fucking silence from him.

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      NeoFlyGirLrandilynisFINDILYN
      2/23/16 2:33pm

      Exactly. My excellent dj friend created a brand called No Requests.

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    Kate DriesEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:20pm

    Ellie, here for you in this trying time but just cause it’s not morning here doesn’t mean it’s not morning wherever Ansel is (heaven).

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      Ellie ShechetKate Dries
      2/23/16 2:24pm

      Okay fair enough, but writing this without smelling salts was a challenge and I’m not responsible for any errors

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      SquirmishesKate Dries
      2/23/16 2:50pm

      thanks. #justiceforwestcoasters

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    No-Mi SkyeEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 3:07pm

    I’m here for the Jez ladies and their random, yet hilariously petty feuds with these young male celebs.

    Now which one of you ladies is going to be my champion to hate blog about Miles Teller? Ryan Gosling has aged out of my hate, and now I just kinda pity him.

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      Akat101No-Mi Skye
      2/23/16 3:35pm

      I second this. I can’t stand Miles Teller and I need someone who writes here to blog their hate for him. It would bring me so much joy.

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      comeonpoppetNo-Mi Skye
      2/23/16 4:36pm

      Did you read this Esquire interview? I’ve never wanted to punch a magazine before....

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    Rando CalrissianEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:18pm

    OMG. DON’T PRESS PLAY U GUYS. IT IS THE WORST MOST CRINGEY THING EVER.

    Please, join me in prayer to our Father, Walt Disney: let him not be Han. No-Han. NO-HAN!

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      Obey PropagandaRando Calrissian
      2/23/16 2:21pm

      Always read comments before articles. Gotta remember that going forward in life...

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumRando Calrissian
      2/23/16 2:22pm

      I am impressed that you listened to it.

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    DiamondPearlPlatinumEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:21pm

    If this blancmange is cast as young Han, I may become an anchorite.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyDiamondPearlPlatinum
      2/23/16 2:46pm

      The fact that he is on the shortlist is maddening. The whole entire shortlist is shit. Miles Teller is a fine actor, but he’s a douche, and not a charming douche like Han is supposed to be. Logan Lerman is great, but I just can’t see him having the charisma. In other words, no 20 something white male actor right now is worthy. I would support current Harrison Ford playing young Han, and that’s about it.

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      Claudia FaceoffI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      2/23/16 3:01pm

      There’s a guy whose name I’ve forgotten, who played the young version of Ford’a character in the Age of Adeline. His name gets brought up in the comments of every ‘Young Han Solo’ article online, and I wish I could remember it.

      Anyway, I agree with the comments. What's-his-name would be excellent. The official shortlist is shite.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:27pm

    What’s an Argyle Elegy?

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      GELLA - LLAPJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      2/23/16 2:34pm

      are you talking about sweater again?

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereGELLA - LLAP
      2/23/16 2:43pm

      apparently.

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    CBGEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:24pm
    GIF
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      BerndCBG
      2/23/16 3:21pm

      Seriously, I have no idea what’s going on.

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    notyourseitherEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:32pm

    He is the budget Ewan Mcgregor #sorrynotsorry

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      I'm Fart and I'm Smunnynotyourseither
      2/23/16 2:40pm

      I would gladly take Trainspotting Ewan McGregor waist deep in a disgusting shit filled toilet over Ansel Elgort on his best, least douchey day.

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      nancydarby27notyourseither
      2/23/16 3:05pm

      TAKE IT BACK.

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    PumpkinSpiesEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 6:04pm

    “Check out my snapchat I wana say “Goodmorning” snap is anselelgort song by John legend”

    What is this? Is this a sentence or just rando words in a line? I know twitter is not the place for language skillz but gd.

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      GingerSnapAttackPumpkinSpies
      2/23/16 6:08pm

      Thank you. I was like “um... am I the only one that has no idea what he’s saying?”

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      cupnoodlekingPumpkinSpies
      2/23/16 6:37pm
      GIF

      I thought he was trying to fit his name into every sentence ever, Chang-style.

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    ReginaDentataEllie Shechet
    2/23/16 2:27pm

    pretty sure i stopped this JUST at the right moment

    so filled with longing

    good morning

    GOOD MORNING

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      GELLA - LLAPReginaDentata
      2/23/16 2:33pm

      looks like mug shoot to me

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      BlueberryphartReginaDentata
      2/23/16 2:39pm
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