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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:01pm

    Finally, do NOT make eye contact with Kristin. She will interpret this as a challenge and has been known to charge when she perceives a threat.

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      ShyWicklowLetsgobowling
      2/22/16 4:02pm

      She might also spontaneously ink, like a squid.

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      LetsgobowlingShyWicklow
      2/22/16 4:05pm

      Funny, she didn’t save much ink for the book!

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    SpillsAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:04pm

    I have no fucking idea where Naperville, Illinois is. But I wish I lived there right now.

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      Emerald D.V.Spills
      2/22/16 4:09pm

      It’s just not home, but nearby.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersSpills
      2/22/16 4:09pm

      It’s just not Chicago.

      no...wait. Chicago just isn’t home.

      What is an oaty cup?

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:01pm

    I love how many precautions they are taking to control the mob of obsessed fans that are biting at the chance to line up and briefly meet our beloved Kristin. You can never be too prepared for this many people.

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      LetsgobowlingJamie Lynn's Peers
      2/22/16 4:03pm

      It reminds me of when Philly dramatically over-prepared for the Pope. Watching the National Guard patrol the empty, eerily-silent streets was fun.

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteJamie Lynn's Peers
      2/22/16 4:06pm

      Here they are waiting

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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    2/22/16 4:02pm

    I am both relieved and somewhat disappointed that a cursory DeviantArt search did not turn up any Kristin Cavallari furry fanart.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersEmerald D.V.
      2/22/16 4:04pm

      ...

      uh...

      say what?

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      Sid and FinancyEmerald D.V.
      2/22/16 4:06pm

      I really have to work on my search optimization.

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    lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:02pm

    there goes my chance at getting my favourite poster autographed!

    Kristin!

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      Letsgobowlinglysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      2/22/16 4:04pm

      She worked with Rob Schneider?? My respect for her wanes.

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      Jamie Lynn's Peerslysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      2/22/16 4:06pm

      Bert.

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    Hollow_LogAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:21pm

    just seeing this 500 Days of Kristin article! You mean there’s a 393 article back catalog for me to read? Do I need to read up on the past 393 to understand what’s going on, or is it like Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights?

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      EmilyPosterchildHollow_Log
      2/22/16 4:31pm

      The fact that you pulled out Havana Nights as your analogy tells me you’ll fit in just fine here.

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      crouching tigerHollow_Log
      2/22/16 5:03pm

      You are required to read the back catalog and star with fury.

      Get clicking :)

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:08pm

    THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE TEMPTING TO DRIVE DOWN THERE AND CAUSE A SCENE.

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      LetsgobowlingCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      2/22/16 4:12pm

      I will gladly take up the collection for your bail. We’re good for it.

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererLetsgobowling
      2/22/16 4:21pm

      Yeah, I will totally need it.

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    CatdogWhispererAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:19pm

    She will NOT be able to sign any memorabilia or fan art.

    But... but...

    /Crumples and throws away first masterpiece

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      GELLA - LLAPCatdogWhisperer
      2/22/16 4:40pm

      it called create yourself art. damn it CDW.com

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      SpillsCatdogWhisperer
      2/22/16 4:46pm

      Ummm... I get artistic freedom here, but you’re missing some peep-toe booties. Do you think KCav is going to be show not balancing in heels? Cheeseless Queso Worthless...

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    Couch Man DoAllie Jones
    2/22/16 4:07pm

    Too many rules! I’ll just get my autograph from eBay.

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      SpillsCouch Man Do
      2/22/16 4:10pm

      Good find! Where did you find this? Can you buy it for me? Thx

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      Emerald D.V.Couch Man Do
      2/22/16 4:12pm

      “LC” with an extra line?

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    2/22/16 5:47pm

    Day 394:

    I totally absconded my daily responsibility to be HERE, to be PRESENT, during the entire weekend. I had a game night on Saturday and got real drunk, and then yesterday I knew my ex was going to be joining us for pub quiz, but he brought his girlfriend, who I hadn’t met yet. NOW I HAVE. She didn’t stay long, but, SURPRISE.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorbloodlesscoup
      2/22/16 6:51pm

      that sounds like great material for your stand-up routine

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      eXtoferbloodlesscoup
      2/22/16 7:00pm

      you need a new ex in your life.

      an ... eX

      :-)

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