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    benjaminalloverMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:27am

    “911 was called but surprisingly, they didn’t seem all that concerned...”

    Oh dear god, I hope this wasn’t brushed off when he could have been stopped.

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      MsHeather1919benjaminallover
      2/21/16 11:33am

      That’s what it sounds like....they probably don’t want to police Uber....

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      RooseveltsRevengebenjaminallover
      2/21/16 11:34am

      They tried to hail 911, and see what happens?

      That’s why I’m introducing 9U1B1R.

      Being mugged by a poor? Just whip out your handy iPhone/android device and open the 9U1B1R app, once you call for help, a nearby 9U1B1R officer will be by to help, and you can even watch him arrive in our Maps, thanks to our strict GPS guidelines.

      Why will this work? Because nothing motivates a peace officer to help the willing consumer from the horrors of the poors*, than making his mortgage payment. Who are we kidding, he doesn’t have a mortgage....

      9U1B1R: there when you need us. [·For the right price. Surge pricing during peak times and other holidays/acts of God.]

      *No comment on noted Poors/muggers being Ex-9U1B1R officers.

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    Hatless Süspęçt and 6 othersMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:31am

    Purge Pricing.

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      OMG!PONIES!Hatless Süspęçt and 6 others
      2/21/16 11:39am

      I'd give you more stars but Furher Obummer took away my extended magazines.

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdHatless Süspęçt and 6 others
      2/21/16 11:42am

      Fuck every other comment. This is the winner.

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    HarvestMoonMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:25am

    “Officials have not yet identified a motive for the shootings”

    Does motive really matter? There is crazy/angry everywhere. It’s just in the US the crazy/angry can easily get guns and kill lots of people.

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      GELLA - LLAPHarvestMoon
      2/21/16 11:28am

      life is not a video game.

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      benjaminalloverHarvestMoon
      2/21/16 11:32am

      It matters insofar as we classify spree/mass shooters with political motivations as terrorists, regardless of the level of crazy. It makes no difference to the victims, but it makes all the difference in how this will be classified.

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    OMG!PONIES!Melissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:28am

    This was a false flag attack perpetrated by the Global Taxi Lobby.

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      Masshole JamesOMG!PONIES!
      2/21/16 11:45am

      If you can tie this in to 9/11 and the San Bernardino shooting, I’ll be ever so grateful!

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      GELLA - LLAPMasshole James
      2/21/16 11:48am

      apple

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    ClioMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:30am

    Something must be in the water up there.

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      momofpeanutClio
      2/21/16 1:44pm

      Wrong side of the state. The west side is full of the people who elected Rick Snyder.

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      Cliomomofpeanut
      2/21/16 1:48pm

      Not when you’re surge pricing from Flint.

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    GMOCMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:33am

    -You kept making the stops!?!?

    -they kept ringing the bell!!!

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      Buck-BokaiGMOC
      2/21/16 12:29pm

      You’re Batman.

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      nice_marmotGMOC
      2/21/16 12:31pm

      You’re Batman!

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    Taint NuttinMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:28am

    Team Cabs in the house.

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      Masshole JamesTaint Nuttin
      2/21/16 11:38am
      GIF
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      Kim Jong's AngstTaint Nuttin
      2/21/16 12:45pm

      Seriously. If taxi cab companies would just get off their ass and make a freakin app to hail a cab, everyone would much rather take a cab than an uber. The last 10 or so uber rides I’ve taken have been with really nice drivers, who appeared to have moved to the US and gotten their license within the last 3 days. Nice guys, can’t drive or follow turn by turn instructions for shit.

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    det-devil-ailsMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:25am

    That is so Uber.

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      cruise-controllerdet-devil-ails
      2/21/16 11:27am

      It’s uber the top

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      Funyuns for breakfastdet-devil-ails
      2/21/16 8:37pm

      You *know* Uber did this on purpose for all the free publicity.

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    AnnieW50Melissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:32am

    Holy crap. I can’t imagine what the people that were with him between freaking murders are thinking. Yikes.

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      Sid and FinancyAnnieW50
      2/21/16 12:46pm

      I know what I’d be thinking. “Chevy fucking Equinox?!”

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      Taint NuttinAnnieW50
      2/21/16 12:52pm

      “Should we sue Uber together, or separately?”

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    levarienMelissa Cronin
    2/21/16 11:57am

    Uber just pushed through a petition that forced a vote on replacing Austin’s proposed Uber regulations, among them fingerprinting drivers.

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      Nhhelllevarien
      2/21/16 1:25pm

      How would fingerprinting this guy changed anything?

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      levarienNhhell
      2/21/16 3:58pm

      Just from the Uber side of things: the fact that a mass murderer picked up customers midspree. I’m probably jumping to conclusions, but he might have a record which uber could have denied him

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