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    Terminator vs RoombaJE Reich
    2/21/16 12:29pm

    The sheer amount of Kraft singles is by far the most disturbing thing in that series of instagrams #cheeseghazi

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      randilynisFINDILYNTerminator vs Roomba
      2/21/16 12:35pm

      Other than ham and cheese sandwiches (grilled, maybe with Country Crock) it doesn’t look like you could make a meal with the fridge contents.

      Still, he’s two items closer than I am.

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      Terminator vs RoombarandilynisFINDILYN
      2/21/16 12:45pm

      Nothing in my fridge could be combined to make a complete, balanced meal, unless beer and cheese counts (it does), which is why I feel comfortable judging his fridge contents anonymously on the Internet.

      I appreciate that he has country crock and sticks of butter, a well lived life should always include a variety of butter. I’d like to introduce him to this though:

      http://www.vermontcreamery.com/cultured-butte...

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    UdeAndTheBlowfishJE Reich
    2/21/16 12:38pm

    50 Cent has always been a dumb-dumb. One of his best ideas he shared when I worked as a designer for G-Unit:

    “All of the dude mannequins in the stores should have my face on them.”

    Full on dummy.

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      Terminator vs RoombaUdeAndTheBlowfish
      2/21/16 12:46pm

      I would shop in that store

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      Flossie Dickey's Personal AssistantUdeAndTheBlowfish
      2/21/16 12:53pm

      I completely believe this.

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    GogogadgetanythingJE Reich
    2/21/16 12:26pm

    In the pic with “Broke” spelled out in “$100" stack he’s fanning $1 bills?

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      randilynisFINDILYNGogogadgetanything
      2/21/16 12:33pm

      Yup

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      benjaminalloverGogogadgetanything
      2/21/16 12:52pm

      So juvenile. It’s like a 14 year old fetishizing their first earned babysitting money. It always makes me cringe when adults show off cash. So crude. So #newmoney.

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    SheeshTheseNamesJE Reich
    2/21/16 1:43pm

    There is nothing that disgusts me more than the rehabbed image of Mike Tyson. People seem to forget that he is a convicted rapist. He raped a woman, and no one mentions it anymore. He was also abusive to Robin Givens during their marriage. Yet even Jezebel, a supposedly feminist blog, reports on stupid shit he says like it’s no big deal. He was put on Broadway, a documentary was made to humanize him and garner sympathy - why the push to do this? Is it not considered as big a deal because his victims were Black women? Has it been decided that enough time has passed so now we can pretend he is a big, troubled teddy bear? I really don’t get it.

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      PoodletimeSheeshTheseNames
      2/21/16 3:32pm

      I second that emotion.

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      AgreeToAgreeSheeshTheseNames
      2/22/16 10:40am

      The rehabbed image has gotten to me a little. I am disgusted by Tyson, but I also feel a lot sympathy toward him in that he reminds me of Lennie Small. He’s really dumb and like an overgrown child. His currently popularity is based on people laughing at him. I feel like there is so much he doesn’t understand and he was trained to be a monster.

      I’m conflicted though. I don’t want to remove all person responsibility from him.

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    The Other KardashianJE Reich
    2/21/16 12:30pm

    This is so silly. I don’t for a second believe he’s broke - He’s got that Vitamin Water money.

    But he can also easily say that the money in these pics is fake/not his. Clearly he’s promoting some vodka in most of these, maybe they donated cash for the shoot.

    Side question - Why can Fiddy be taken to court over these pics while Kate Moss couldn’t be arrested for photos of her doing coke? What’s the difference between the US and UK laws that allows for such different treatment of what is seen in photos?

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      Mental Iceberg's BurnerThe Other Kardashian
      2/21/16 12:43pm

      This is a joke, right?

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      The Noble RenardThe Other Kardashian
      2/21/16 12:45pm

      Side question - Why can Fiddy be taken to court over these pics while Kate Moss couldn’t be arrested for photos of her doing coke? What’s the difference between the US and UK laws that allows for such different treatment of what is seen in photos?

      It’s not a difference between US and UK laws. It’s a question of an ongoing civil bankruptcy process vs. criminal law. 50 Cent is in court because he himself chose to declare bankruptcy, and in doing so he was required by the court to fully disclose all of his assets. Here, someone brought the fact that he’s posing with stacks of cash to the attention of the judge assigned to his case, and she is upset that it appears he was hiding money from the court. Posing with stacks of cash is not a crime, but since it is relevant to his ongoing attempt to get a court to declare him bankrupt, he got pulled into that particular court for it.

      By contrast, Kate Moss snorting coke, while it does show her committing a crime, won’t get her arrested because there is no way to ever prove beyond a reasonable doubt that what she was snorting at that particular moment was cocaine. However, if the police wanted to use that as a the basis for a search warrant, they probably could. But they figure it’s not worth their time.

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    GELLA - LLAPJE Reich
    2/21/16 12:16pm

    50 cents should have used coins instead of paper bills.

    2 dirt bags on Sunday morning, glorious.

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      LookAtThoseCavemenGoGELLA - LLAP
      2/21/16 1:20pm

      I was wondering if I had misread something because I didn’t know a situation so glorious was allowed. Love me some dirt bag!

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    clockworkandcameosJE Reich
    2/21/16 1:07pm

    I remember around the time he was being sued and filing for bankruptcy, he came to Austin liquors in Worcester, MA to do a meet and greet to promote his vodka. You have to be in some kind of bad place or trying to appear to be to go there to do a promotion, trust me.

    If you need more help imagining, Worcester is where multiple scenes of American Hustle was filmed because it resembles a 1970's New Jersey.

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      veronica lodge superfanJE Reich
      2/21/16 2:25pm

      we got a few bottles of effen vodka when fiddy did his liquor store tour to promote it and the night we drank it, my friends and i all vomited. JUST SAYING.

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        randilynisFINDILYNJE Reich
        2/21/16 12:46pm

        He’s pretty amazing on Power. Absolutely chilling.

        Tony Soprano without Melfi. Or Carmela. Or maybe he’s more like Livia Soprano.

        Omari Hardwick and Naturi Naughton are also riveting.

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          CandleSpecimenJE Reich
          2/21/16 12:35pm

          Good. Nothing annoys me more than this fucking asshats posing with their money. What an idiot.

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