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    Dude In ColoradoJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 8:53pm

    The writing is on the wall - no more Bush in the White House ... America will never forget what George W. did to us ... worst president in U.S. history ...

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      Cherith CutestoryDude In Colorado
      2/20/16 9:12pm

      I WISH that was the reason he didn’t win. But it’s all about his innate Jebness.

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      m9105826Dude In Colorado
      2/20/16 9:17pm

      I agree with everything except “worst”. I know people like to say “Bush was the worst president ever” or “Obama is the worst president ever”, but all that does is out you as someone who didn’t pay attention in history class. There have been some really, really bad presidents. Buchanan and Harding will be hard to top in terms of terribleness.

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    Fresh Courage TakeJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 8:58pm

    Guy’s the Teddy Kennedy of current politics. Generally likeable, a hardy and hale kind of guy, but just never quite good enough.

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      IHateSCFresh Courage Take
      2/20/16 9:08pm

      and just like Ted we all wished he died drowning in a lake back in the 1960s

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      Florida WeirdIHateSC
      2/20/16 9:14pm

      We did? I’m pretty sure many loved having him as a Senator.

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)J.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 8:54pm

    The fact that he managed to convince donors to stick with him for six months after his expiration date is highly impressive. He should be proud of his ability to stay prominently irrelevant in such a crowded field.

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      Fresh Courage TakeTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      2/20/16 8:57pm

      Ha!

      The fact that he managed to convince donors to stick with him for six months....

      Not unlike Trump’s ability to keep getting money from investors in losing propositions.

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      fonduelacTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      2/20/16 9:04pm

      It always seemed liked he didn’t really want to run, but didn’t want to let down the family and donors. I think he’s bewildered but relieved now.

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    gramercypoliceJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 8:53pm

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      Kojimokogramercypolice
      2/20/16 8:55pm

      Somebody better hide that gun. Barbara might dip into the concession whiskey tonight and decide to finally finish thing.

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      pantalonesgramercypolice
      2/20/16 8:56pm

      I was just about to say I kind of sort of felt bad for him....

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    Cherith CutestoryJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 9:06pm

    I was considering changing my registration to Republican to vote for him in the Massachusetts primary. I just felt so darn bad for him.

    Glad he put me out of my second hand embarrassment misery.

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      Sean BrodyCherith Cutestory
      2/20/16 9:09pm

      Super Tuesday is gonna feel a lot less super without puppy Jeb gamboling about the place, all smiles and eager to be liked

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      gramercypoliceCherith Cutestory
      2/20/16 9:41pm

      You're a nice person. Unfortunately for Jeb, there aren't enough people like you in the world in 2016.

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    DetMunchOneLinerJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 9:02pm
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      Cherith CutestoryDetMunchOneLiner
      2/20/16 9:04pm

      Now you don’t have to, Barbara.

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      Sardonicuss The GreyDetMunchOneLiner
      2/20/16 9:17pm

      First of all: I am in awe and actually in pain from laughing....but

      please tell us that is not a dead cat.

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 8:55pm

    PLEASE CLAP.

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      pantalonesCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      2/20/16 9:12pm

      Ican’t believe he wasn’t able to pivot off of that, I thought it was genius.

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      Cherith Cutestorypantalones
      2/20/16 9:16pm

      Agreed that was his best moment.

      But, also, that was his best moment. :(

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    Two turntables and a microphoneJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 8:51pm

    Marco Rubio is smiling as wide as his programming allows.

    Confession: I've always like the "Jeb!" tag line.

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      CadwallerTwo turntables and a microphone
      2/20/16 8:55pm

      Fuck.

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      HilldawgTwo turntables and a microphone
      2/20/16 8:57pm

      Me too. It’s sexy. Ooooh, Jeb!

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    TakahashiJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 8:56pm

    I’d give anything to hear what Barbara Bush is saying and thinking right now.

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      BCDFGTakahashi
      2/20/16 9:07pm

      “Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It’s not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?”

      -Barbara Bush, 2 days before the Shock & Awe bombing of Baghdad

      [In case anyone is wondering: 100% true and verbatim http://www.snopes.com/politics/quote… ]

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      Cherith CutestoryTakahashi
      2/20/16 9:15pm

      Saying: “If my son calls tell him I’ve gone to bed. What do you mean which son? Any of them!”

      Thinking: “I wonder if NCIS is on?”

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    AardymusVarkJ.K. Trotter
    2/20/16 9:01pm

    Not so fast with the Jeb! obits.

    He is merely suspending his campaign and not ending it! This way he can lay back, build his backroom coalition in secret and then pounce on the unsuspecting candidates when they least expect it! Keep in mind this guy is the brother of G.W. Bush and with that kind of cunning lineage who dares write him off!

    Oh. Can we get a crayon font for idiot talk like this?

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      LittlePortAardymusVark
      2/20/16 9:07pm

      Say what you want about George Jr, he was an impressive campaigner. Jeb? Please clap.

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