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    Mew-Tang-ClanAlex Pareene
    2/17/16 6:09pm

    It’s alright. The only poll Trump cares about is the one he fantasizes about his daughter climbing.

    As for what pole I’m specifically referring to, well that depends on how perverted you and/or the sunburned sweet-potato is.

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      hooflungdooMew-Tang-Clan
      2/17/16 6:10pm

      you are trying waaaay toooooo hard

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      Mew-Tang-Clanhooflungdoo
      2/17/16 6:13pm

      I’m sitting on the toilet killing time on Gawker, not exactly what I’d consider trying too hard.

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    VerrryinterestingAlex Pareene
    2/17/16 6:25pm

    ...And to everyone freaking out about a Trump general election victory should either Sanders or Clinton not get the nom, take solace in this poll aggregator: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/pr…. There's no way in hell this guy is becoming President. (Frankly, given how defeatable he is in a general election, a very very miniscule part of me is rooting for him in the primary even though the rest of me wants everything he stands for to go away, die and never get any encouragement in any form).

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteVerrryinteresting
      2/17/16 6:28pm

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      Cam/ronFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      2/17/16 6:33pm

      God, I miss Weird Beck. Serious Artist Beck is getting a little old.

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    The Original SunshineAlex Pareene
    2/17/16 6:24pm

    Second place to Cruz? Do I celebrate or cry?

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      hotoynoodleThe Original Sunshine
      2/17/16 6:26pm

      yeas. none of that is good news.

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      puncha yo bunsThe Original Sunshine
      2/17/16 6:39pm

      It’s crazy that I’m actually hoping Bush and even Kasich get their shit together because should we lose to a Republican, they are the only people left I could stomach in any capacity.

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    JustActSurprisedAlex Pareene
    2/17/16 6:43pm

    Even if Trump loses SC he won’t bow out. What will happen (as you saw in Iowa) is that the firing squad will circle the wagons and take on Cruz. As much as they loathe Trump, they will not let Cruz anywhere near the nomination.

    It’s interesting because I see him as more craven and evil than Trumps ignorant and egotistic attempts. It would be a better strategy to make Cruz the front runner, destroy him, and then take out a hobbled Trump. Trump will drop off after falling to second, and he’ll plateau at that 25 - 30%. Then it becomes a 3 man race and a contested convention, where the majority winner (the moderate establishment favorite) becomes the nom.

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      ImLikeTotesWokeJustActSurprised
      2/17/16 7:21pm

      I love your mixed metaphor about how the “firing squad will circle the wagons” because I think that would result in them all shooting each other.

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      JustActSurprisedImLikeTotesWoke
      2/17/16 7:24pm

      I'm expecting that's what will happen!

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAlex Pareene
    2/17/16 6:13pm

    The GOP establishment may certainly try to spin this as something more significant than it is. But they will be back to shitting their pants when he wins South Carolina.

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      chitownrox99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      2/17/16 6:25pm

      I don’t know why, it’s not like the GOP establishment doesn’t want to ‘Make America White Again’. At least not publicly.

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      Donald Trump99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      2/17/16 6:31pm

      They don’t want Cruz either.

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    DarthNollAlex Pareene
    2/17/16 6:22pm

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I prefer Trump to Cruz. Trump is just a moronic, xenophobic, racist, bigoted, misogynistic asshole. A textbook idiot. Cruz is pretty much the same but he isn’t a moron. It’s all calculated. He isn’t smart, so much as cunning. The scary part is the added evangelical factor and the fact he WILL try to act on all the religious bullshit he drums up.

    In a perfect world Jeb! or Kasich would be there in the front, or Trump would’ve never entered and we’d get Christie in front. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll never vote Republican so long as I live, but at least if Hillary or Bernie would’ve lost, we wouldn’t have a multitude of dangerously stupid people potentially winning the Presidency.

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      VanNostrandDarthNoll
      2/17/16 7:07pm

      He's extremely smart and cunning, that's why he's the most evil person in the race. I would take the Donald 9 times out of 10.

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    Melissa Joan ShartAlex Pareene
    2/17/16 6:08pm

    “Philip Bump” is also the name of my coke dealer

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      Fresh Courage TakeAlex Pareene
      2/17/16 6:27pm

      Except that part where, in any event, the GOP is deader than 700 dollars.

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        Raging BulldogFresh Courage Take
        2/17/16 7:32pm

        Both parties have some serious fractures forming amongst the constituents.

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        Fresh Courage TakeRaging Bulldog
        2/17/16 7:39pm

        Exactly. That’s why elections in America should become much more sensational and commercialized.

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      Bolivia Newton JohnAlex Pareene
      2/17/16 6:18pm

      That baby’s face is all like

      GIF
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        Johnny ChundersAlex Pareene
        2/17/16 6:14pm

        When Trump loses the election then he will be the loser.

        We should all do our best to remind him of that at every opportunity.

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