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    NomNom83Bobby Finger
    2/17/16 2:00pm

    Megan Fox and Damon Wayans Jr. are probably hooking up.

    Get. It. Megan.

    GIF
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      Negasonic Adultish WarheadNomNom83
      2/17/16 2:18pm

      More importantly, get him back on New Girl!

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      NomNom83Negasonic Adultish Warhead
      2/17/16 2:37pm

      I’m still (because I am delusional) holding out for a Happy Endings revival. As long as he’s working and I can watch, I’ll take him however I can get him.

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    GELLA - LLAPBobby Finger
    2/17/16 1:51pm

    45 pounds heavier due to stupid ugly fur coats

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      HecateBarTheDoorGELLA - LLAP
      2/17/16 1:56pm

      God, that coat! Is it dairy-cow fur?

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      HecateBarTheDoorHecateBarTheDoor
      2/17/16 2:02pm

      Alls I’m saying is that cow is not a slimming look if you’re concerned about that.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaBobby Finger
    2/17/16 1:50pm

    Though she “used to be charmed by Kanye’s outlandish behavior,” she’s more than over it at this point, and finds it “irritating and off-putting.”

    FUCKING SAME KIM.

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      a seahorseCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      2/17/16 2:43pm

      i still love kanye like kanye loves kanye tho :-|

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      BathtubStuCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      2/17/16 2:52pm

      I think the Karfamily are going to dump him in 6 months to a year and are slowly painting him the villain so that when it does happen, Saint Kimmy will emerge the poor, put-out wife.

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    rusholmeruffianBobby Finger
    2/17/16 1:53pm

    Given Kanye’s public acknowledgment that he’s off his meds and the pattern of his behavior, I think this classic Onion article might accurately describe Kim’s attitude toward him right now:

    Manic-Depressive Friend a Blast While Manic

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      AnnieBodyrusholmeruffian
      2/17/16 1:58pm

      I thought people were just joking/speculating that Kanye was manic/bi-polar. This is true?

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      rusholmeruffianAnnieBody
      2/17/16 2:03pm

      There’s a line on one of the tracks from the new album where he talks about being off his Lexapro.

      His behavior is pretty fucking textbook bipolar, though. I have firsthand experience with this from my mother, who was undertreated for it most of my childhood and was emotionally abusive as a result. The complete lack of filters and rapid-fire Tweeting are classic manic behavior.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    2/17/16 1:56pm

    They’re not even trying with the Double Creature feature anymore, are they?

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      2/17/16 2:36pm

      This would imply that they did at one point try.

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      Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      2/17/16 2:40pm

      I’m starting to think this masterpiece might have been dumb luck.

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    DuchessCrazyLindaBobby Finger
    2/17/16 1:57pm

    That cat really does look like Jake Gyllenhaal. Best “Double Creature” evar!!!!

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      agenttrembleDuchessCrazyLinda
      2/17/16 1:58pm

      I vehemently disagree!

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      dalilaDuchessCrazyLinda
      2/17/16 1:59pm

      No. That cat’s eyes are not “brooding”.

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    Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
    2/17/16 2:06pm

    Just saying.

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      CrogSnacky_Onassis
      2/17/16 2:07pm

      niiiiiiice

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      PhyllisNeflerSnacky_Onassis
      2/17/16 2:55pm

      damnnn

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    TrumanChipotleBobby Finger
    2/17/16 2:14pm

    Rob incest-attraction is fucked like what the

    but also I’m not buying any Miley wedding reports that don’t reference some sort of conduit present to include her deceased pets like without that shit get out of here

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      MoodyHuxtunableTrumanChipotle
      2/17/16 2:49pm

      Your syntax is wonderful.

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      PhyllisNeflerTrumanChipotle
      2/17/16 2:56pm

      right? like, if you’re going to just print lies and rampant speculation- at least make it interesting with someone like Miley. You could go full Stefon on her wedding and people would believe it.

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    agenttrembleBobby Finger
    2/17/16 2:02pm

    What are the chances that if Miley’s family had made it, Billy Ray would’ve drunk a case of Foster’s and treated everyone to a live performance of Achy Breaky Heart? I’m guessing ~100%.

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      Crogagenttremble
      2/17/16 2:03pm

      Ah man I want him at my wedding if this would happen

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      DuchessCrazyLindaagenttremble
      2/17/16 2:15pm

      And it would be amazing.

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    LindaBobby Finger
    2/17/16 2:36pm


    This is a smart move, because everyone should have a Go Bag filled with cash, water, toiletries, extra sets of keys, a battery-powered radio, flashlight, medication, non-perishable food, and a spare set of divorce papers.

    I want to know who gets the Donda organizational chart. That is the key.


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      NomNom83Linda
      2/17/16 3:19pm

      O_0

      His Twitter feed... uhhhh... wow.

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      LindaNomNom83
      2/17/16 3:25pm

      tell me about it. I don’t wish bad things on people but can you imagine if Kim gets fed up and divorces him?

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