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Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:22pm
I’M SORTA CLOSE ENOUGH TO GO TO THE CHICAGO ONE!

I may actually go.

I mean I doubt it, but I could.
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  PfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgCylontater: Genital Whisperer
  2/16/16 5:27pm
  Just make sure it’s actually in Chicago and not on a barge in the middle of Lake Michigan.
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  a seahorseCylontater: Genital Whisperer
  2/16/16 5:32pm
  I’m pretty sure Kristin’s people have us all on ‘a list’
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Fresh Courage TakeAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:26pm
There would be so much more certainty in her life, so much less imbalance, if she sat on my face.
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  jeffvanhungryFresh Courage Take
  2/16/16 5:28pm
  Get in line, friend.
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  a seahorseFresh Courage Take
  2/16/16 5:30pm
  Why are you so gross?
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SpillsAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:29pm
Meanwhile, LC is doing her own take on fringe

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  eXtoferSpills
  2/16/16 5:31pm
  wear it backwards on your head for more volume
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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererSpills
  2/16/16 5:32pm
  What the shit is that??
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Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:26pm
Maybe Gawker could charter a bus, and all us actual NYC dwellers could take a road trip to Kristin’s “NYC” book signing.
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  LetsgobowlingKrill Baby Krill
  2/16/16 5:39pm
  Let's do it! Wouldn't it be funny if GregM was our bus driver?
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  Krill Baby KrillLetsgobowling
  2/16/16 5:49pm
  I’m not sure Gregm would be able to keep his eyes on the road.
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HaitaiwikawattaflameAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:26pm
...are you really going to do 500 days of this? Really?

Really?
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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererHaitaiwikawattaflame
  2/16/16 5:28pm
  UGH, YES.
  
  JESUS.
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  Emerald D.V.Haitaiwikawattaflame
  2/16/16 5:28pm
  Your mom felt the same way when she had the horrible realization she’d be stuck with you for 18 years.
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Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:21pm
Seriously Allie, this lie cuts deepest of all. 36.5 miles from Penn Station to Huntington Station. I’m so bitter.
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  KinglyCitrusKrill Baby Krill
  2/16/16 5:35pm
  Is... that a long way for a New Yorker? Does it actually take 2 hours to go that far? I live in New Mexico. Traveling ~30 miles (something I do frequently to reach the nearest shopping area that’s not utter garbage/WalMart) takes me less than 30 minutes on the highway. A friend of mine lives in a much bigger city in another state, and I’m always baffled at his total unwillingness to travel more than 2 miles to do ANYTHING. Best restaurant in town is 5 miles out? Nope, can’t do it, pick one of the other 50 joints within a mile. Bitch, I drive 10 miles every time I have to go to the grocery store. Is this distorted sense of scale universal to large-city dwellers?
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  GELLA - LLAPKrill Baby Krill
  2/16/16 5:35pm
  thats where audience is
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ad infinitumAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:26pm
So first the really good news: I found a rescue to take the little guy I found over the weekend. It broke my heart to give him up — he’s quite possibly the sweetest dog I’ve ever met, and he was so attached to me — but the woman fostering him is wonderful, and I’m SO glad I was able to take him to a home instead of a cage. Some of you lovely people were asking for the rescue name so you could donate — it’s Mutt Hut Rescue, http://www.mutthutrescues.org/ or https://www.facebook.com/MuttHutRescueL…

Now the really bad news: My dog Buster was badly mauled by another dog this morning. There’s a husky mix who lives down the street from us who has always had a thing with Buster — she barks and snarls and lunges at him every time we pass each other on the street, and goes crazy when she’s out on the balcony when we walk by. This morning her owners opened their front door just as we walked past, and she dashed out the door and grabbed Buster by the chest with her teeth.

It’s not as bad as it could be — no ribs broken and his lung wasn’t punctured, but he has a deep wound and a lot of bruising, he’s terrified and in a lot of pain, and he’ll have to stay at the hospital for at least the next 24 hours for observation, antibiotics and pain medication. Plus he bit me while I was trying to separate them, because I got him right in the wound and he reacted on instinct, so now he’s going to have to be quarantined, though apparently I can quarantine him at home — I’m not sure how that works. It’ll be 10 days if the dog that bit him had up-to-date rabies vaccinations, and 30 if not.

Everybody please think good thoughts in both our directions? Both for quick and as painless as possible healing for Buster, and that the other dog’s owners will be able to afford to cover his medical care. Between the Xrays and the tests and the meds and the hospital stay, even if they don’t have to do anything else and can let him out tomorrow morning, it’s going to be a minimum of $1,600. So this is just awful on a whole lot of levels.
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  Pumibellicose Iad infinitum
  2/16/16 5:33pm
  Oh I’ll pray for Buster! Or I did already, I should say. Why don’t your neighbors keep the husky on a leash? That is the very least any responsible pet owner can do! I hope your boy gets better fast and that your crappy neighbors have the money and decency to pay for the vet bill.
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  SirEdmund'sCodpiecead infinitum
  2/16/16 5:40pm
  I know just how hard it is to give rescues up, once you're found a suitable home - I've rescued a few litters of abandoned kittens, hand-feeding them until weaned, only to give them up as I found suitable homes for them ...
  
  Good stuff - you’re a caring person!
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TeenLaQueefahAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:25pm
“In” Long Island or “on” Long Island?
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  jeffvanhungryTeenLaQueefah
  2/16/16 5:29pm
  yes
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  Emerald D.V.TeenLaQueefah
  2/16/16 5:34pm
  People will be waiting on line in Long Island to meet Kristin and have their copies of Balancing on/in Heels signed.
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SpillsAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:26pm
Wow, the ‘book tour’ has five whole stops... none in Canada unfortunately

:(
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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererSpills
  2/16/16 5:42pm
  Somehow I think you’ll be just fine.
  
  FINE AS HELL AMIRITE??
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  SpillsCylontater: Genital Whisperer
  2/16/16 5:48pm
  have you seen my pants? ;)
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a seahorseAllie Jones
2/16/16 5:26pm

GIF

Kristin thought education was a vaccine so she refused it
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  jeffvanhungrya seahorse
  2/16/16 5:27pm
  She doesn't believe in science
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  a seahorsejeffvanhungry
  2/16/16 5:29pm
  She’s the Laguna b.o.b.
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