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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkBobby Finger
    2/15/16 1:10pm

    I don’t necessarily see the issue with parents-and-children celebrating Valentine’s Day, but that might be because both of my parents got my sister and I small gifts for it, likely out of divorced-parent-guilt, and I really like getting gifts, okay?

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      TremulousCadenceSlowAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      2/15/16 1:17pm

      I always buy my children a little box of chocolates! While the holiday has turned into a romantic love thing, its origins are much broader love-in-general. School children exchange valentines, for goodness’ sake. They aren’t all in love with each other.

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      GoogleDotsAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      2/15/16 1:18pm

      My family always does little gifts so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe we’re all creeps. My mom always gets me chocolate, my dad usually gets me a card, and this year my sister won by giving me candy, a tiny bear, and a NARS lip pencil sharpener. #blessed.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Bobby Finger
    2/15/16 1:03pm

    Is Blac Chyna on the goddamn island counter? GET OFF THE COUNTER YOU FUCKING WEIRDO.

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      Kim Jong's AngstOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      2/15/16 1:08pm

      I can’t tell if it’s a kitchen island or a dining table? My ranking of weird kitchen surfaces to sit on goes: Floor<Counter<Island<Dining Table .

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kim Jong's Angst
      2/15/16 1:11pm

      but it is like THE MIDDLE of the counter or island. Like okay, sit on the edge, I get that some people do that BUT SHE IS IN THE MIDDLE, like, CROUCHING. what is happening. Why is it happening?

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    SpringSprungBobby Finger
    2/15/16 1:00pm

    Here I am eating my February 15th, 75% off CVS chocolates

    GIF
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      J.Boss FletcherSpringSprung
      2/15/16 1:24pm

      They’re a little bitter, but they still taste sweet.

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      DuchessCrazyLindaSpringSprung
      2/15/16 1:41pm

      I’m about to go get mine. I hope they aren’t all sold out.

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    wishtBobby Finger
    2/15/16 1:02pm

    Jim Toth has very nice handwriting for someone whose name is a British term for moron.

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      SlightRussianwisht
      2/15/16 1:05pm

      which part of his name are you referring to? I’ve never heard either of those words used in that context, and Mr. SlightRussian is English and is just as perplexed...

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      wishtSlightRussian
      2/15/16 1:08pm

      Toth, and it’s a Buffy reference that I made to amuse myself. I am a Brit and to my knowledge it’s not an actual slang term in any way.

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    zap rowsdowerBobby Finger
    2/15/16 1:29pm

    While I don’t think that parent/kid valentines are creepy, that picture of that dude and his mother definitely is.

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      DuchessCrazyLindazap rowsdower
      2/15/16 1:43pm

      It is, isn’t it? Dude, don’t pick your mom up on Valentine’s Day. You look like...well I don’t want to think about how it looks. Creepy.

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      Nefret Emersonzap rowsdower
      2/15/16 2:10pm

      Agreed.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaBobby Finger
    2/15/16 1:34pm

    Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka

    These two actually make me think real love exists. They are too cute for words and they can NEVER EVER break up

    GIF
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      TremulousCadenceSlowBobby Finger
      2/15/16 1:20pm

      Chrissy Tiegen’s breakfast in bed is probably on a tray. Don’t be such a b-in-b skeptic.

      Kid and parent valentine love is sweet and perfectly fine. Anyone who says otherwise is demented and wrong. Kourtney’s kids gave her what appears to be a delicious rice krispy treat. Are you seriously criticizing the culinary endeavors of small children? See: demented and wrong.

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        mmartisanTremulousCadenceSlow
        2/15/16 1:43pm

        In honor of my being an adulty-adult who is good at adulting, I actually got some table trays that aren’t 70's era TV dinner trays for this very purpose. It’s so much more elegant and adult to have my coffee mug and remotes on a TRAY on the bed compared to just sitting on the bedside table. I may also imagine that someone (not me) delivered the tray.

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        VanillaLatteTremulousCadenceSlow
        2/15/16 2:37pm

        Agreed...This article seems kind of unnecessarily snarky.

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      Major Lazer Power BlazerBobby Finger
      2/15/16 1:11pm

      i love when i just know a post is by bobby. you are the best!

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        CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxMajor Lazer Power Blazer
        2/15/16 4:21pm

        Thank you! I’ve seen at least two dozen ‘this is too snarky’ and ‘get out of their business’ comments on Bobby articles today and hooboy, are they missing the point.

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      Nefret EmersonBobby Finger
      2/15/16 1:13pm

      Amber Rose’s little boy is sooooo precious. Oh my goodness.

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        randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
        2/15/16 1:46pm

        I have never understood inter-family Valentines. Maybe greetings in passing. But flowers/chocolates? Nah. Parents get their day.

        Reign is/was an afterthought. He’s the “little something extra to remind me of you” parting gift. Or worse; the (un)marriage saver.

        The Austin/Vanessa is giving me “Let’s deface the Colliseum” with a car key vibe. It’s probably carved into a 500 year old stone wall.

        • Talk about V-day!

        No V. No D. No BJs. Side hugs only.

        Oprah & Stedman

        They exchanged slices of challah #IeatbreadEVERDAYheartemogiWW.

        Pile of roses? Guess those walls o’flowers contributed significantly to the debt?

        I’m finding myself rooting for Rob and Blac.

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          cantfindmyrealacctrandilynisFINDILYN
          2/15/16 1:50pm

          Yes! The Austin & Vanessa heart is completely bugging me because I know they must have etched it into the sandstone. All kinds of wrong.

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