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    MeMeMeMineMineMineNowNowNowAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 5:07pm

    Overheard at the scene,

    Male Elephant: “She was an ugly bitch anyway.”

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      JamesworkshopMeMeMeMineMineMineNowNowNow
      2/13/16 5:22pm

      EGTOW

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      Mary, Queen of ScoffsMeMeMeMineMineMineNowNowNow
      2/13/16 5:38pm

      “This is her fault because she ‘friend-zoned’ me.”

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    CodcoBurnerAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 5:13pm

    Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

    I’ll show myself out.

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      Superbad ZombieCodcoBurner
      2/13/16 5:18pm

      Irrelephant may just be my favorite new word!

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      grapesIickCodcoBurner
      2/13/16 5:18pm

      It tusks, but you can’t always get what you want.

      .....Right after you

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    paultoesAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 5:21pm

    Meanwhile, back at the nature reserve...

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      Snake Personpaultoes
      2/13/16 5:31pm

      is that The Game?

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      lexSnake Person
      2/13/16 5:39pm

      >>:::::(((((((((

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    ZabellaAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 5:09pm

    #notallbulls

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      grapesIickZabella
      2/13/16 5:11pm

      Damn you! I was just about to say it.

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      ZabellagrapesIick
      2/13/16 5:20pm

      I was going to say something about him being a nice elephant, but the story was so fresh the hashtag was still unposted.

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    ElephantShoeAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 5:06pm

    Tale as old as time, Aimée.

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      randilynisFINDILYNElephantShoe
      2/13/16 5:12pm

      Tell us all about it, Shoe. ;)

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      ElephantShoerandilynisFINDILYN
      2/13/16 5:21pm

      This type of behavior, in a peanutshell, is why I had to get off OkDumbo.

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    SailorSunAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 5:10pm

    At least he didn’t take it out on her, like ome species are wont to do. Still:

    #NotAllElephants.

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      Cherith CutestorySailorSun
      2/13/16 9:08pm

      Babar was never second choice, tho.

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      SailorSunCherith Cutestory
      2/13/16 11:23pm

      But even if he were... Eh, you're right. When a man who names a whole town after your ass, he's not just the frontrunner: he's the whole goddamn race.

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    JamesworkshopAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 5:08pm

    “Elephants never forget.”

    Rejection must suck for Elephants.

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      grapesIickJamesworkshop
      2/13/16 5:41pm

      Seriously! Can you imagine the grudge collecting? Elephants would make epic alcoholics.

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      miss.elaineousgrapesIick
      2/14/16 2:12am

      Elephants actually have been known to drink hundreds of liters of alcohol and rampage through villages. They’re basically all of my friends from high school.

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDAimée Lutkin
    2/13/16 6:24pm

    m’pachyderm

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      lisaroweAimée Lutkin
      2/13/16 5:17pm
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        GELLA - LLAPAimée Lutkin
        2/13/16 5:48pm

        Elephants are just like any other human male, typical

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          Cherith CutestoryGELLA - LLAP
          2/13/16 9:09pm

          He just crushed some cars he didn’t go on a shooting spree.

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          Iggy CrashCherith Cutestory
          2/13/16 10:03pm

          This should have about 7000 more stars, it’s so true!

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