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    Jujymonkey3Andy Cush
    2/12/16 10:20am

    El Chapo heard about our famous artisanal mayonnaise store and origami studio and said, “That can’t possibly be a thing, I gotta check this out for myself!”

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      dothedewJujymonkey3
      2/12/16 11:17am

      Also, we have vape stores on every block

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      Jujymonkey3dothedew
      2/12/16 11:28am

      I enjoy the fact that these places openly display glass bongs and bowls now.

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    Sean BrodyAndy Cush
    2/12/16 10:18am

    alleges that the Sinaloa cartel brought 457,000 of kilograms of product into the area and is responsible for multiple murders.

    Can we figure out based on consumption how many murders in Mexico and elsewhere that Brooklyn’s coke habit is responsible for?

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      dothedewSean Brody
      2/12/16 10:38am

      Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not running across a lot of coke in bk these days. Maybe I’m just in the wrong places. If anyone knows the right places, hook a brother Caucasian up.

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      Sean Brodydothedew
      2/12/16 10:46am

      Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not running across a lot of coke in bk these days. Maybe I’m just in the wrong places. If anyone knows the right places, hook a brother Caucasian up.

      I have always looked too much like a cop to ever get offered drugs.
      I would even be asked to leave deals my friends were involved in “Okay, but your friend the cop has to leave”
      Saying you’re not a cop has about the same effect as saying you’re not crazy. The more you say it, the more people don’t believe you.

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    ThenSAAndy Cush
    2/12/16 10:29am

    He’s going to love it.

    There is this one taco place that is really authentic. Not like those places in Manhattan. But like real tacos. With real Mexicans. They even have Mexican soda.

    And they know me there, so they will make my food Mexican spicy. Not gringo spicy like they give to all the other white people

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      Icecold DavisThenSA
      2/12/16 10:46am

      Gringo spicy is the fucking worst.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeThenSA
      2/12/16 11:08am

      All NY restaurants have real Mexicans working for them.

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    Hollow_LogAndy Cush
    2/12/16 10:20am

    makes sense. He already has the tank top.

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      Stephen Dowling BottsHollow_Log
      2/12/16 10:32am

      And the ironic facial hair?

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      AliHajiSheikHollow_Log
      2/12/16 10:47am

      too many weekends at Smorgasburg apparently.

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    dothedewAndy Cush
    2/12/16 10:40am

    So Islamic terrorists are too scary to bring to the US because they have superpowers that will allow them to break out of a Supermax facility but El Chapo, who has a history of escaping prison, is cool to bring here? I really don’t understand how this fear thing is supposed to work.

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      clickSuckadothedew
      2/12/16 2:20pm

      Maybe I’m out of line, but I guess that if El Chapo breaks out of prison, he won’t be killing his customer base before they’re broke.

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    Sid and FinancyAndy Cush
    2/12/16 10:29am

    They should send him to Gitmo. Which reminds me: The weekend’s coming up, and I need to Gitmo cocaine!

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      Taint NuttinAndy Cush
      2/12/16 10:31am

      Nice DJ set-up. Fisher Price is really doing good work.

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        Max CherryAndy Cush
        2/12/16 8:41pm

        On a side note, remember all of the avid crime drama watchers in here swearing Sean Penn and Kate del Castillo were going to be decapitated?

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          Dude In ColoradoAndy Cush
          2/12/16 10:19am

          Not only cocaine, El Chapo claims he was the world’s biggest supplier of heroin as well ... and I have to subscribe to the Wall Street Journal to follow your source link ( ? )

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            WideStanceAndy Cush
            2/12/16 10:21am

            Preventing El Chapo from escaping is not difficult. Keep him on the second floor.

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