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    Mew-Tang-ClanBrendan O'Connor
    2/11/16 9:17pm

    This guy is a cheater, a liar, and an all-around piece of shit— even by politician standards. I would happily provide my info, social security number, and overall identity to the NSA before willfully giving Cruz so much as a hug. His daughter apparently agrees.

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      Hello_Madam_PresidentMew-Tang-Clan
      2/11/16 9:44pm

      He is the (viable) candidate whose presidency I fear the most. There are a lot of turds in the race, but a Cruz presidency terrifies me.

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      Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)Mew-Tang-Clan
      2/11/16 9:45pm

      That’s the thing- you’re not willingly giving your info. He’s making other people hand it to him just because you happen to be on their contacts list.

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    Gabrielle CyniqueBrendan O'Connor
    2/11/16 9:26pm

    Quickly delete everybody I like from my phone. Quickly add everybody I hate to my phone. Install Cruz app. Hit “confirm.”

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      Deadly the EternalGabrielle Cynique
      2/11/16 9:32pm

      But if you hate them, chances are they’d be glad to learn about the opportunity to join Cruz. Let them Feel the Bern instead.

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      Gabrielle CyniqueDeadly the Eternal
      2/11/16 9:43pm

      Sadly Ted Cruz was my law school professor so you might be right.

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    KaidogBrendan O'Connor
    2/11/16 9:29pm

    We must eliminate overreaching, intrusive government! Please, allow Ted Cruz to suck up all your private information (and can he borrow your loved ones’ private information while he’s at it?) so he can get the job done.

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      RawbitKaidog
      2/11/16 11:20pm

      This is the private sector sucking up all your information, so it’s okay.

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      GarlandKaidog
      2/12/16 12:06am

      Cruz probably wached Continuum and thought that the “Corporate Congress” was a great idea.

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    Deadly the EternalBrendan O'Connor
    2/11/16 9:23pm

    “Why wouldn’t we want to use every tool available to us to win?”

    You can also consider buying a bunch of hammers (available to you) and throwing them at people until they promise to vote for Cruz.

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      King SlagDeadly the Eternal
      2/11/16 9:36pm

      Dont give them ideas. In relation to running a Lamestream Presidential Campaign, threatening violence is pretty cheap. Though Trump would just sell his own brand of hammer.

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      TakahashiDeadly the Eternal
      2/11/16 9:38pm

      Except even under those circumstances I still wouldn’t vote for him.

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    Melissa Joan ShartBrendan O'Connor
    2/11/16 9:13pm

    Cruz made some air gasping noises when asked about this.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeBrendan O'Connor
      2/11/16 9:32pm

      Oh, noes, data mining! Now they’ll figure out I’m a possible Cruz voter because of all the scat porn on my phone.

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        anti-war machine╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
        2/11/16 10:09pm

        “Do we have permission to use your photos for Ted’s alone time?”

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        Non-Smoking Lifeboats╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
        2/11/16 10:12pm

        They can go through all of my photos ...

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      Boris NikolayevichBrendan O'Connor
      2/11/16 10:04pm

      Wait — is Reignite the Promise of America really his campaign slogan? He wants to set America’s promise on fire after somebody kindly put it out?

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        CharitybBoris Nikolayevich
        2/11/16 11:24pm

        He considered, “Burn This MotherFucker To The Ground” and “Lay Waste To the Infidel, Great Satan” but rejected them for being too obvious.

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      Tyrant BigglesBrendan O'Connor
      2/11/16 10:15pm

      John Bolton has a super PAC?

      GIF
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        ballofstressTyrant Biggles
        2/11/16 10:30pm

        That was seriously the most horrifying part of that to me! I live in the DC area and Bolton & I seem to be on the same shopping schedule at the local grocery store...every week my husband has to restrain me from throwing canned goods at him.

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      CharitybBrendan O'Connor
      2/11/16 11:22pm

      On one hand, I have very grave concerns about anyone who would intentionally download a “Cruz Crew” app.

      Cruz is doing phenomenal stuff with analytics, but the idea of intentionally sharing any information with him or taking any action that could help him become President makes my skin crawl.

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        Kenhe LoginBrendan O'Connor
        2/12/16 8:36am

        I support Ted Cruz and his vision for America. He doesn’t remind me at all of a Blobfish, Greg Stillson or Mr. Haney. Sure, Hillary and Bernie have some good policy positions, but Cruz has them beat.

        Also my phone is not blackmailing me to pass on to my wife all of my deleted texts to my girlfriend.

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