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    doveybuttBobby Finger
    2/11/16 5:14pm

    what do you guys think she smells like

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      thatsjustmyhairdoveybutt
      2/11/16 5:16pm

      Oatmeal.

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      doveybuttthatsjustmyhair
      2/11/16 5:19pm

      i like that

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    punkrockprincessBobby Finger
    2/11/16 5:40pm

    ok this just happened with Jeb Bush. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY, stop hogging the birthday wishes please.

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdopunkrockprincess
      2/11/16 5:51pm

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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      punkrockprincessAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      2/11/16 5:54pm

      THANK YOU

      (i’m usually not this obnoxious about my birthday, but my entire goddamn family forgot about it except my sister and i need the love)

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    2/11/16 5:34pm

    You may not be my favorite friend

    And, argh, you don’t have one split end.

    You’ve worked so hard to get that bod

    With Pilates and Tracy and a gift from G-d.

    I wasn’t so sure about your taste in men

    From Tate to John to John (again?)

    You’re laid back hippie with tons of dough

    and you’ve stuck it to Brad (nice “sweatpants”, Theroux)

    I’m still more of a fan of Courtney Cox

    But that being said, hope your birthday rocks.

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      Ms.ChanandlerBongrandilynisFINDILYN
      2/12/16 10:40am

      Haha. Awesome. My birthday is March 16th. Can I get one of these? ;)

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      randilynisFINDILYNMs.ChanandlerBong
      2/12/16 10:45am

      Noted. :)

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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneBobby Finger
    2/11/16 5:19pm

    hey jen,

    happy to hear you’re fine

    love,

    andsmokeit

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      Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherBobby Finger
      2/11/16 5:13pm

      Happy Birthday Jen! Since I can’t send you a gift I’m going to go buy a bottle of Aveeno!

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        Selfie-consciousBobby Finger
        2/11/16 5:27pm

        Congratulations on being pregnant. With twins. And getting divorced. Oh yeah and Happy Birthday.

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          BendypantsSelfie-conscious
          2/12/16 10:47am

          Pregnant with twins for the past 10 years! She is truly special.

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        Ms.ChanandlerBongBobby Finger
        2/11/16 5:19pm

        Transponster is not a word.

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          I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyBobby Finger
          2/11/16 7:21pm

          Happy Birthday Jen!!! Keep slaying! Also, thanks for this:

          GIF

          Truer words have never been spoken.

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            AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoBobby Finger
            2/11/16 5:56pm

            Dear Jen,

            Happy birthday! Hope it’s super fun. Hey-when you get a chance can you stop creeping into my room at night and setting the curtains on fire? I don’t know why you’re doing it. And the note that you left on the mirror in red lipstick that said, “you know why” really didn’t clear things up. I was never the biggest friends fan but it’s not like I actively disliked it! So I don’t know why you filled my bathtub up with hundred of friends DVDs and then put a mannequin on top with a knife sticking out of its stomach with “you” written on its face. I really don’t understand but Please. Stop. I’m getting concerned.

            Respectfully,

            Alliecat

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              Adelaide AndrewsBobby Finger
              2/11/16 5:16pm

              John Mayer looks stupid in hats. Happy B-day!

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