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    dothedewAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:34pm

    It is hard for me to say, but I think Fox wins with the most accurate description.

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      Sean Brodydothedew
      2/09/16 3:41pm

      Quite the accusation/assumption from CNN though

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      dothedewSean Brody
      2/09/16 3:42pm

      The CNN one, like everything else CNN does, is a head scratcher. Is Don Lemon running the whole shebang over there?

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    Rom RombertsAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:35pm

    Yes, bash me in the DIRTY NAME FOR TED CRUZ.

    Mmmmm, do an action verb in and around my THE P-WORD THAT WE CAN’T USE BUT YOU OFTEN HEAR IN PORNO FLICKS.

    Ride a mountain bike through my vast and very special SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE IT’S EVEN OUTRAGEOUS FOR HIM.

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      ArturoRom Romberts
      2/09/16 3:39pm

      Keep going. Reading this is giving me a SLANG TERM FOR A MALE ERECTION.

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      itsmymonkeyandiwantitmeowArturo
      2/09/16 3:42pm

      That doesn’t really work.

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    The Noble RenardAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:35pm

    “Like a hussy but with more pee”

    “Something that James Bond experienced a Galore of”

    “Like an infected boil, but pronounced differently”

    “The word you always feel a little squicked about using but are at a loss to come up with a better term because of the dearth of good non-joking names for it that can be used in the heat of the moment”

    “The thing that most Republicans can’t bring themselves to look in the eye”

    “A vagina, okay!?”

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      ElephantShoeThe Noble Renard
      2/09/16 3:39pm

      “The French word for la chatte.”

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      DashleyinCaliThe Noble Renard
      2/09/16 3:43pm

      The word you always feel a little squicked about using but are at a loss to come up with a better term because of the dearth of good non-joking names for it that can be used in the heat of the moment

      THIS!!! And only because it feels even squickier to use ‘vagina’ or ‘cunt’.

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:33pm

    Time. Bravo.

    GIF
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      VonQuesoCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      2/09/16 3:47pm

      Time definitely wins journalism.

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      logophobe's pointless patrolCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      2/09/16 4:07pm

      I gotta go with CNN personally. Sorry Tater.

      Would you like a peony in apology?

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    weirwoodtreehugger3Ashley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:36pm

    My favorite TV censorship is when they play Silence of the Lambs and Buffalo Bill says “would you have me? I’d have me” instead of “would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” My friends and I momock that one a lot.

    I also like it when they blur middle fingers. That’s cute.

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      Cam/ronweirwoodtreehugger3
      2/09/16 3:43pm

      Nah, the best TV censor job is for Goodfellas: “Freak you, you motherfreaker!”

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      LaurenCam/ron
      2/09/16 3:48pm

      Freak you Frankie!

      My husband and I love randomly shouting that while we’re outside, and bursting out with it while in public.

      Sometimes the censored version is funnier.

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    Chamomiles DavisAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:35pm

    My favorite Bond Girl from the movies? P-Word Galore.

    But enough about me....

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      25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVENChamomiles Davis
      2/09/16 3:38pm
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      Chamomiles Davis25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVEN
      2/09/16 3:42pm

      Oh, he’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen.

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    SprocheteAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:35pm

    Not sure why it’s a term for coward.

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      BrianGriffinSprochete
      2/09/16 3:41pm

      Has anyone actually done research of the term’s etymology? Are we sure it’s not referring to the animal vis a vis cowardice? Like, ‘fraidy cat?

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      DashleyinCaliSprochete
      2/09/16 3:44pm

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    Alonso QuijanaAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:36pm

    For the love of God, please explain to me how the CNN one is any better than just using the word.

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      Governor McCheeseAlonso Quijana
      2/09/16 3:50pm

      CNN’s euphamism was awfully presumptuous, too. How is CNN so sure that I watch porn often? (I mean, I do, but I’m pretty sure not everyone does. Right?)

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      Anna Merlan's Ball SackGovernor McCheese
      2/09/16 3:54pm

      *euphemism.

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    Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 3:37pm

    It’s comforting, and not at all surprising, to learn that CNN sticks to pretty mainstream porn.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Sid and Financy
      2/09/16 3:44pm

      I like how they just assume everyone is familiar with dialogue in porn.

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    rvbeeAshley Feinberg
    2/09/16 4:05pm

    what did theSkimm say??!

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