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    clickSuckaBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:22pm

    It’s really hard to instill values in your children? Maybe you shouldn’t have had kids.

    But is he really saying he wants to censor from the White House or create a nanny state using tyrannical methods? What happened to Freedom and not wanting the government to meddle in your business? Fucking hypocritical Republican. Typical.

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      Book AkiclickSucka
      2/08/16 9:27pm

      It’s only like that if a “libtard” talks about it. They have values, and thus really care about America, so they get to say it. I think that’s the logic.

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      clickSuckaBook Aki
      2/08/16 9:33pm

      Putin and pedophile priests have values. That’s the problem when they use that word. It’s a wink and nod to puritanical Evangelical busy-bodies.

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    25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVENBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:22pm

    25th Century Marco.

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      amel25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVEN
      2/08/16 9:26pm

      Beedy beedy beedy... Ok Buck!

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      PhallicBaldwin225% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVEN
      2/08/16 9:27pm

      15th Century Marco

      ...via the 90s

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    OMG!PONIES!Brendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:25pm
    GIF

    Well if you don't put your candidate back in the sleeve when you're done listening to him, he'll get all scratched up and start skipping.

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      Sean BrodyOMG!PONIES!
      2/08/16 9:32pm

      You’re reminding me of this

      Beep beep, I’ve got very strong views
      Plug in any loop tape you choose.....

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      ThatFatScatCatOMG!PONIES!
      2/08/16 9:38pm

      True story. I’ve got a vintage ‘43 John Kerry that the kids got to and scratched and now constantly skips at the 2004 mark.

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    BarhausBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:16pm

    Bwahaha. He caught himself doing it, this time.

    What a fuckup, he can’t deliver his lines. Even Reagan could do that.

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      25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVENBarhaus
      2/08/16 9:26pm

      Christie definitely got in his head. He’s fucked. This is like a baseball player with the yips.

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      waykwik25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVEN
      2/08/16 9:35pm

      “You’re telling me!”

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    NoyoureignorantBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:15pm

    Oh how I wish I had a better Adeptus Mechanicus meme.

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      NoyoureignorantNoyoureignorant
      2/08/16 9:21pm

      Found one!

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      KRITIK4LM4SSNoyoureignorant
      2/08/16 9:32pm

      Someone needs to give this one a try with Rubio.

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    KaidogBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 10:42pm

    Damn. Even Breitbart is mocking him.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government…

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      _RedshirtKaidog
      2/08/16 10:55pm

      Yeah but Breitbart has been on the Trump teat since this summer. Watching Rubio flame out is nothing but good news for them.

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      Deadly the EternalKaidog
      2/09/16 12:32am

      Welp, there goes his campaign.

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    Hollow_LogBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:20pm

    He must be a shitty parent. Kids are dumb, they’ll believe anything a parent tells them. Elf on the Shelf? Sure, an elf leaves your house on the coldest of nights wearing nothing but a onesie and flies to the North Pole and back before you wake up. How in the fuck is he struggling to instill HIS values in his kids?

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      HeyEinstein!Hollow_Log
      2/08/16 9:26pm

      Rubio: “Don’t worry, kids, that scary man at the door is what they call a ‘summons server.’ Daddy got a little behind on the boat payments, that’s all.”

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      ThatFatScatCatHollow_Log
      2/08/16 9:29pm

      My elf on the shelf is super rare, and thus holds great value. I teach my children respect for the elf. Only value that matters in my book.

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    tornadoslackssBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:25pm

    His realization mid blather that he’s blathering gives me such flashbacks to high school speech class. I bet he peed his panties a little in panic. That happens. I heard.

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      yog-shoggothtornadoslackss
      2/08/16 9:31pm

      I used to refer to to that condition as presentation werewolf - you go simultaneously cold and sweaty and feel an urge to fall on the ground and writhe around. Marco looks like he hit at least a half a werewolf just there.

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      for_british_eyes_onlytornadoslackss
      2/08/16 9:36pm
      GIF
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    levarienBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 10:03pm
    GIF

    Take it out of the slot and blow it (though I’m sure its supporters frown on such things).

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      Deadly the Eternallevarien
      2/09/16 12:28am

      And that’s why it’ll never get fixed. :-/

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    EldritchBrendan O'Connor
    2/08/16 9:22pm
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      CaptainButtersEldritch
      2/08/16 9:24pm

      Please tell me that’s a D.A.R.Y.L. reference?

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      waykwikCaptainButters
      2/08/16 9:33pm
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