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ElleMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 10:57am
Last year I was convinced he was their best shot because he was the only person who didn’t induce an automatic cringe response. But now that I’ve heard him speak a few times I feel vaguely sorry for him, and that’s not the sort of thing that garners votes for a commander in chief. I guess he polls decently against Ds but I can’t help thinking either one of Hillary or Bernie would crush him against the rocks.
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  Cherith CutestoryElle
  2/07/16 11:02am
  He’s still their best shot, which is sad.
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  Bea Arthur au naturelCherith Cutestory
  2/07/16 11:10am
  As a Democrat I have no idea who to cynically root for anymore. Does destroying Rubio make it more possible for a Democrat to defeat human nightmares Trump or Cruz (Crump? Truz?), or does it make it worse because we are closer to risking an actual nightmare Crump presidency? Marco Roboto is legit funny but I feel all mixed up inside.
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puncha yo bunsMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:14am
Am I the only one who was not super impressed/happy with Christie calling out Rubio?

Not that I didn’t (REALLY, REALLY) enjoy seeing him taken down—the way it happened was hilarious—but—it was kind of a dick move. It’s like—you ALL have canned, memorized responses to questions. Calling someone else out on stage for something you know that you all do is kind of messed up. It’s like an unspoken rule to not bring it up; it’s already obvious. Like if you go the movies with a group of people and there’s someone constantly like “OK but you know all those action stars are on strings, right?”

Coming from someone who invokes Hillary and Barack at the beginning of virtually every single question, especially when the question has absolutely nothing to do with them, it was super lame. Rubio easily could have called him out too—I mean, anyone could call someone out the way Christie did at any time. Rubio just got the short end of the stick in that unexpected exchange.
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  ld20puncha yo buns
  2/07/16 11:20am
  The point is that Rubio is not smart enough to improvise, and the fact that he got caught doing it four times was a big disaster.
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  Gabrielle Cyniquepuncha yo buns
  2/07/16 11:25am
  There’s kind of a big difference between having a canned response to questions and having *one* canned response that you use four times in response to being accused of having a canned response, especially when the response doesn’t make any sense in the first place.
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LetsgobowlingMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:14am
All I know is Rubio better not come to Philly. Destroying robots is kind of our thing.
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  NewYorkCynicLetsgobowling
  2/07/16 11:21am
  Philadelphia is why we can’t have nice things.
  
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  kareemaNewYorkCynic
  2/07/16 11:29am
  That was so sad.
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Sean BrodyMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:01am
Marco Rubio... is a caricature of a broken robot.

He hasn’t been the same since the re-boot.
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  LetsgobowlingSean Brody
  2/07/16 11:12am
  http://www.theonion.com/article/dazed-…
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  Denzel WashyourtongueSean Brody
  2/07/16 11:17am
  At least he's creating jobs for out of work robots.
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99Telep☺dpr☹blemsMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:04am

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  Deadly the Eternal99Telep☺dpr☹blems
  2/07/16 11:43am
  A.W.E.S.O.M. - O
  
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  Obama
  
  SOUTH PARK PREDICTED IT!
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  Brody's Ugly Baby99Telep☺dpr☹blems
  2/08/16 6:51pm
  Are you a pleasure model?
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Herve VillechaizeMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:03am
I always thought it was weird that he was considered a top tier candidate. He has struck me as an empty suit from day one. There’s no THERE there, just a bunch of memorized soundbites. Plus, he looks like he gets the President coffee, not like an actual President.
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  HeyEinstein!Herve Villechaize
  2/07/16 11:55am
  I always thought he looked like an out-of-work mortgage processor. In Florida. In 2008.
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  Herve VillechaizeHeyEinstein!
  2/07/16 12:06pm
  Yeah, funny how the media always refers to him as photogenic and good looking. I do not see this AT ALL. I see a faceless middle management drone from Anytown U.S.A.
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99Telep☺dpr☹blemsMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:19am
I haven’t seen Christie destroy a Cuban this bad since he tore into that medianoche.
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  Jackalopalope99Telep☺dpr☹blems
  2/07/16 12:59pm
  +1 I read that in Groucho’s voice
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  99Telep☺dpr☹blemsJackalopalope
  2/07/16 2:47pm
  
  GIF
  
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The Noble RenardMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:03am
Who wore it better?

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  ArturoThe Noble Renard
  2/07/16 11:11am
  
  GIF
  
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  Devoted AuntBelovedCuntThe Noble Renard
  2/07/16 11:44am
  
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cooterbaldwinMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:14am

Wow, Big Pussy Bonpensiero showed up!
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  Mr.Spaghetti! The Gentildouche Yearscooterbaldwin
  2/07/16 12:42pm
  Close. That’s one of Christie’s henchman. It’s actually his second cousin, Salvatore “Sally Mae” Mariucci from upstate.
  
  Let’s just say the dudes in the cardboard boxes had some “loans” that needed to be settled. Sal’s just there to make sure that they don’t have any second thoughts about exercising their political voice.
  
  Sal’s a real patriot like that.
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Jonathon BoothMelissa Cronin
2/07/16 11:00am
If this whole thing wasn’t so consequential it would be hilarious.
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  marmeladeJonathon Booth
  2/07/16 11:02am
  That is pretty much America’s epitaph in a nutshell.
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