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    Ashley FeinbergAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 8:41pm

    I recommend pairing the above clip with the Benny Hill theme for best results.

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      Tony Hip SoldierAshley Feinberg
      2/06/16 8:51pm

      While fully deserving of the Benny Hill theme I think anything other than the original sound would take away from the shear glorious cringey clusterfuck that was. Carson and Trump standing there stoically clueless made my evening.

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      El GiganteAshley Feinberg
      2/06/16 8:51pm

      Even with the Benny Hill treatment, he’d still move in slow motion.

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    Old ShatterhandAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 8:38pm

    I have never laughed so much watching a presidential debate.

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      philaDLJOld Shatterhand
      2/06/16 8:53pm

      This was just a wonderful fuck up because it made everyone look bad...well, worse

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      SquadalooOld Shatterhand
      2/06/16 8:55pm

      That’s actually the most personable Jeb! has been this entire election season.

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    El GiganteAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 8:34pm
    GIF

    Side note: Chris Christie is thrashing Marco Rubio right now.

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      BabyatethedingoEl Gigante
      2/06/16 8:37pm

      THRASHING.

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      BobbySeriousEl Gigante
      2/06/16 8:39pm

      LOL, that GIF is fucking awesome.

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    ManchuCandidateAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 8:35pm
    GIF

    If someone made a documentary about the 2016 GOP Preznit Contenders then it would be the greatest comedy film of all time. Can’t wait for Trump’s version of Stonehenge.

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      FreakanatchaManchuCandidate
      2/06/16 8:49pm

      Fred Willard as Jeb?

      John Michael Higgins as Marco?

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      Tiretread BundyManchuCandidate
      2/06/16 8:50pm

      “The wall blocking Mexican illegals was in danger of being trodden on by a dwarf!”

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    BobbySeriousAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 8:37pm

    Do you know how hard it is to fuck up simply calling the candidates names out one at a time and have them walk to their podium to that mind blowing extent? Pretty sure you’re average kindergarten teacher could have nailed this with their students with far more ease.

    BTW, Christie just abusing Rubio, just brutal.

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      20 Shades of Grey including PorpoiseBobbySerious
      2/06/16 8:47pm

      I know. How hard is it to keep track of 7 fucking people?

      Answer: Very hard, apparently.

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      M.T. BanksBobbySerious
      2/06/16 8:49pm

      Why is Christie allowed on the stage. He bombed out already. There is zero chance of him receiving any votes. He has nothing to say. Same pathetic rhetoric. He is the bitch boy of the other candidates who goes after Obama when any pressure is turned on him. Get him off the stage. What a waste of time

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    SartruszAshley Feinberg
    2/07/16 12:04am

    I love this site. Pure partisan garbage. Where’s the article on Hillary stuck on the toilet while her debate rolls on live?

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      Ashley FeinbergSartrusz
      2/07/16 12:11am

      Right here: http://gawker.com/a-president-sh…

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      OpenSourceDWORDAshley Feinberg
      2/07/16 12:21am

      Best thing about this site are idiots posting stupid comments that are simply dismissed with a link.

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    segretoAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 10:58pm

    It’s like my 5th grade school play. I was robot, see. And I thought I could write all my lines inside of my mask, only the glue made it illegible. So I sang the song I knew, but the rest of the lines I made up. I am not sure how the audience took it, but I loved it. A robot’s voice is very easy for me to mimick. I think it all goes back to my love for the movie WarGames and how I like R2D2. Anyway, go Trump!

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      Torslokesegreto
      2/07/16 12:37am

      You sounded fine to me, Senator Rubio. Very lifelike.

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      i__camsegreto
      2/07/16 7:54am

      Lmfao. I played a robot once and did the exact same thing with the lines. Super small text which I could read some of but not all. Incredible.

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    KaidogAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 8:41pm

    The election cycle will end, then -poof- another one will be upon us. Then another, and another, and another... There is no escape. It’s like living in a Sartre story.

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      spanther22aKaidog
      2/06/16 9:10pm

      I was just saying the same thing to my concubine except I said Kafka not Sartre. I’m guessing you’re american?

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      Kaidogspanther22a
      2/06/16 9:11pm

      Uh, yes. Why?

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    ZabellaAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 11:21pm

    If you have any idea what the hell just happened, please do let us know down below.

    Dr. Carson didn’t hear his name called, and apparently had no indication he should walk on stage. He smiled and waited for his name to be called and just as a PA told him to walk on stage, Ted Cruz was called. Ted heard his name and shrugged past Carson to make his entrance, and Carson kept waiting. The PA started telling him to go on stage as Trump was announced, and Carson heard Trump and wasn’t moving. Trump couldn’t get to the stage because the PA was blocking his way, so by the time he got out, eager Marco Rubio was rushing past because he heard his name. Trump and Carson waited to be summoned (again) while Jeb! was directed to go out there by the PA. Jeb! saw the other two guys waiting and tried to go back but the PA wouldn’t let him. Jeb! heard his name and went out while Trump and Carson waited for “proper” introductions. The moderators calling the candidates names have had their backs to the stage this whole time and had no idea three podiums were empty. They forgot about John Kasich and greeted all the candidates, then called Carson to the stage. Everyone waited and he finally went on stage, then they called Trump to the stage. He waited for the applause to build and his name called a second time, then he went to his podium. At this point Rubio tried to introduce Kasich himself, and the camera cut to him as the moderator tried to pretend he didn’t forget about Kasich and announced him. Kasich made his entrance, the moderators blamed the applause, and no one had a chance to mention Carly Fiorina doesn’t have a podium.

    Best debate opening ever.

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      ZabellaZabella
      2/06/16 11:39pm

      I got Kinja’d and can’t edit, I kept watching Kasich did get called by the moderator but the crowd was still cheering for Trump and it was very hard to hear. They greeted all the candidates, realized 3 were missing, reintroduced, etc. This video cannot be watched enough.

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      mwittierZabella
      2/07/16 12:09am

      I had just about completely turned myself inside out from discomfort, and thought I was safe, until they forgot about Kasich.

      Fortunately it was excruciating that I double-inverted and am right side out, but have internal organ juices all over my clothes.

      I can never watch this again, or even think about it, or I will turn into Deanna Troi.

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    GMOCAshley Feinberg
    2/06/16 9:42pm

    Common core is not mandated federally Ted you fuckface.

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      matt.maraGMOC
      2/06/16 10:36pm

      With that kind of intelligence, I’m surprised my now mercifully former governor didn’t endorse the Albertan Doughboy.

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      IncitatusVImatt.mara
      2/07/16 12:26am

      “The Albertan Doughboy” - I am so stealing that.

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