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    GregoireJordan Sargent
    2/05/16 5:29pm

    The North Korea warhead is no match for the half-time show featuring Coldplay. The moment the rocket hears one note, it will deactivate and fall to the ground in boredom.

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      MattGregoire
      2/05/16 5:31pm

      I hear the South Koreans are using Cold Play for propaganda broadcasts at the border.. I guess they never signed the Geneva Convention, because thats just wrong.. wrong man.

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      captainvoorheesGregoire
      2/05/16 5:36pm

      I’m picturing all the rivets and screws spontaneously self-ejecting, leaving the rocket parts in a dusty pile of sheet-aluminum rubble.

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    Cam/ronJordan Sargent
    2/05/16 5:34pm

    Hey Dennis, do ya know when it’s happening?

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteCam/ron
      2/05/16 11:54pm

      What Time is It ????!!!

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      clickbaitandswitchFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      2/06/16 10:20am

      owee owee oh. Nice.

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    Tyrant BigglesJordan Sargent
    2/05/16 5:33pm

    Has the NFL filed its C&D against North Korea yet?

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      nice_marmotTyrant Biggles
      2/05/16 8:43pm

      North Korea is a proud partner in the NFL’s Nuclear Violence Prevention Program.

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      Saylabnice_marmot
      2/06/16 6:12am

      This is actually a much better joke than you’ve been stared for.

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    keefkaJordan Sargent
    2/05/16 5:30pm

    Are you so sure on that time you’d bet on it?

    A friendly wager :)

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      Fresh Courage Takekeefka
      2/05/16 5:35pm

      It’s as if you know something we don’t.

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      dpossekeefka
      2/05/16 5:35pm

      Can someone explain this meme to me? The superbowl always starts at the same time every year, unless something weird happens.

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    Pending ApprovalJordan Sargent
    2/05/16 5:31pm
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      reggieinatlJordan Sargent
      2/05/16 5:43pm

      Uh oh. Chaz Jong Un is trippin’ again.

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        Fred Garvin Male ProstituteJordan Sargent
        2/05/16 5:37pm
        GIF
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          DiscoInfernoSupressionSystemJordan Sargent
          2/05/16 6:12pm

          Approximately 30 to 60 seconds prior to the missile’s total failure.

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            CaptainButtersJordan Sargent
            2/05/16 8:43pm

            For obvious reasons they will not be airing the puppy bowl in North Korea during missile launch halftime.

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              clickSuckaJordan Sargent
              2/05/16 6:27pm

              Ripped from the headlines:

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