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    kingwolfRachel Vorona Cote
    2/03/16 10:04pm

    I’m well hydrated, thanks for asking though.

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      Meggannakingwolf
      2/03/16 10:06pm
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      anyah8sbunnieskingwolf
      2/03/16 10:12pm

      So much so in fact, I have to pee

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    jinniRachel Vorona Cote
    2/03/16 10:09pm

    Not as thirsty as Rubio is.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)jinni
      2/03/16 10:15pm

      Not even *the CALIFORNIA DROUGHT* is as thristy as Rubio is...

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      jinniSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      2/03/16 10:30pm

      Not even the *SAHARA* is as thirsty as Rubio is.

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    Ginger Is A ConstructRachel Vorona Cote
    2/03/16 10:06pm

    Hey Rubio and team:

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    In other news: Today the word “bae” died of embarrassment. In lieu of flowers the family asks that donations be made in bae’s honor to any candidate other than Rubio.

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      rockymay!Ginger Is A Construct
      2/03/16 10:54pm

      I feel the same way about on fleek. No...just no.

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      Ginger Is A Constructrockymay!
      2/04/16 6:40am

      I actually do use “bae” on occasion. But it is clearly dead now has a popular term. Thanks, Rubio.

      And I still don’t know how to use “fleek” in a sentence other than to tel someone that their “eyebrows are on fleek.” I did use the word once in class as an example for students of what language is inappropriate for papers, and just hearing a professor say “on fleek” made them laugh for like 3 minutes.

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    Diner WenchRachel Vorona Cote
    2/03/16 10:09pm

    I had to cater one of his fundraisers. His staff didn’t tip, but a Rubi-bro fell into a koi pond, so that kind of made up for it.

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      SideEye3Diner Wench
      2/03/16 10:37pm

      Starring only for the koi pond bit.

      Hopefully you got more entertaining stories out of it?

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      Diner WenchSideEye3
      2/03/16 10:39pm

      It was so beautiful, the way he trailed water through a multi-million dollar mansion.

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    Queen of BithyniaRachel Vorona Cote
    2/03/16 10:16pm

    What if people didn’t realize I was wearing it ironically tho.

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      Your Cruise Director JulieQueen of Bithynia
      2/03/16 10:28pm

      I would totally wear it that way if it wasn’t $30. At most, I’m prepared to make fun of him for $9.99.

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      Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionQueen of Bithynia
      2/03/16 10:45pm

      You have to pick your audience wisely. I wear Cruz to musical theatre class. Everybody gets it. And it's fun to flash his chiseled abs at the teacher every time I turn around.

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    AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoRachel Vorona Cote
    2/03/16 10:09pm
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      BekabyRachel Vorona Cote
      2/03/16 10:24pm

      I might consider buying a shirt with a clever Rufio reference, though. That’d be pretty bangarang.

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        SaroBekaby
        2/03/16 11:06pm

        Was gonna make this joke too!

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        Virginia is for FightersBekaby
        2/04/16 1:06pm

        I’m glad I’m not the only one who keeps thinking that when I think about Rubio!

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      siryouleanblueRachel Vorona Cote
      2/03/16 10:15pm

      Don’t forget Jeb BOOsh:

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        chienfousiryouleanblue
        2/03/16 11:17pm

        UGH!!! I’m just glad the Jeb!-Mommy kiss has finally made it off the front page.

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        JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes heresiryouleanblue
        2/04/16 9:42am

        I laugh every time I see this pic. Hairy ears and a head that looks like a canned ham

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Rachel Vorona Cote
      2/03/16 10:09pm

      will there also be:
      “*RUBE* EE-OH”, T-SHIRTS?

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        SnarkosaurusSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
        2/03/16 10:27pm

        I think there’s an opportunity for a RUE McClanahan/BEA Arthur/O joke in here, but I’m too lazy/tired/drunk to find it.

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      randilynisFINDILYNRachel Vorona Cote
      2/03/16 10:50pm

      (Bae)-o, Ru(bae)ay ay-o

      Jeb Bush comes say you better go home.

      Bae, me say bay, Ru(baebae), Ru(baebae)

      Ted Cruz come say you better go home.

      (Bae)-o, Ru(bae) ay ay-o.

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        jujubeJuliarandilynisFINDILYN
        2/04/16 9:33am
        GIF

        ALL THE STARS

        but I will have that stuck in my head all day

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        randilynisFINDILYNjujubeJulia
        2/04/16 9:42am
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