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    GregoireAshley Feinberg
    2/03/16 3:23pm

    Wow I haven’t seen two Bushes so constantly smashed together since that time I mistakenly rented Hannah Does Her Sisters.

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      IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerGregoire
      2/03/16 3:29pm

      “2 boners up!"—Dicksel and Peepert

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      igotwordsGregoire
      2/03/16 3:31pm

      Hiyooooh!!

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    PerraviejaAshley Feinberg
    2/03/16 3:22pm
    GIF
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      SpringSprungAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 3:18pm

      WTF with these candidates and their closest relatives?!

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        Fred Garvin Male ProstituteSpringSprung
        2/03/16 3:23pm
        GIF
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        IanFred Garvin Male Prostitute
        2/03/16 3:37pm

        Dude, he is a funny guy even in really stupid movies. My favorite part of “Transformers” (yes, I’ve seen that movie...) was him eating the whole plate of doughnuts before the interrogation.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 3:19pm

      I’m not a fan of Jeb!, but this is horribly cruel. Can a boy not love his mother and express it with an open mouth kiss? Can a mother no longer show affection to her favorite son, the good one, now that he is a handsome man and father, even though he did marry a Mexican?

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        Classicblanca Film╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
        2/03/16 3:26pm

        A boy’s best friend is his mother, of course.

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        GrumpyEagleClassicblanca Film
        2/03/16 3:50pm

        Seriously- I had an office mate who called his mom a few times a day just to chat. And after he hung up, he’d sigh happily and say just that.

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      The Noble RenardAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 3:29pm
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        DashleyinCaliThe Noble Renard
        2/03/16 3:35pm
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        PhyllisNeflerDashleyinCali
        2/03/16 3:37pm

        snort laughing at my desk help

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      Cam/ronAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 3:20pm
      GIF
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        fondue processCam/ron
        2/03/16 3:27pm

        A warm, wet kiss, with just a hint of tongue.

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        DarigaazCam/ron
        2/03/16 3:39pm

        Please be my first!

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      DunemiAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 4:11pm

      WTF is right. Wtf is wrong with you for writing this article and attempting to shame someone for being affectionate with his mother? A lot of people kiss their family members on the lips. I know it’s not what everyone does, but it’s also not Ew! Gross! Cooties!

      Grow the fuck up.

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        the actual bajmahalDunemi
        2/03/16 6:19pm

        Sweety, even in France, I doubt that they're French-kissing their mothers.

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        Dunemithe actual bajmahal
        2/04/16 6:58am

        Nobody is french kissing anyone, sweetums. I’m sure his lips are closed before he kisses his mother. This whole thing is very childish and frankly reminds me of Republicans making fun of Michelle Obama’s big arms. It’s a stupid, personal attack that appeals to Mean Girls and Stupid Jocks everywhere.

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      TimF101Ashley Feinberg
      2/03/16 3:41pm

      Everything that exists, ranked from most ok to least ok.

      * Firefly

      * Dogfish Head 60 minute IPA

      * living really close to a great job

      * dolphins

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      * rutabagas

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      * letting people think someone else farted

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      * a planet-killing asteroid

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      * that gif, autoplaying on the front page

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        sTalkinggoatTimF101
        2/03/16 3:52pm
        dolphins

        http://io9.gizmodo.com/5985580/dont-b…

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        TimF101sTalkinggoat
        2/03/16 3:55pm

        Fine, some item are negotiable. Just as long as the first and the last ones stay where they are.

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      Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 3:26pm

      The original was still the best:

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        whiskeytangoAshley Feinberg
        2/03/16 3:23pm

        God damn you all to hell for making me see that.

        Even the mormons think that’s a bit much.

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          Classicblanca Filmwhiskeytango
          2/03/16 3:28pm

          Donald Trump’s like “whoa, now, that’s crossing a line”.

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          sTalkinggoatClassicblanca Film
          2/03/16 3:32pm

          “I would totally fuck my daughter but open mouth on a woman over 40 is disgusting.”

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