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    whiskeytangoAshley Feinberg
    2/03/16 10:43am

    His campaign seems less like something he wants to do, and more like court-ordered community service.

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      JustTheTippiHedrenwhiskeytango
      2/03/16 10:47am

      Will his mom not let him stop? I think his mom just won’t let him stop.

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      ReburnsABurningReturnswhiskeytango
      2/03/16 10:49am

      I wasn’t thinking community service. I was thinking it was moreso like the scene at the end of A Christmas Story where Ralphie’s mom makes him put on the pink bunny rabbit suit his aunt made for him for Christmas. He puts it on and comes down the stairs, looking so dejected because he has to wear such a ridiculous looking outfit on a day when he was praying for a BB-gun.

      Maybe his parents will finally relent and let him drop out of the race soon, allowing him to go do what he truly loves, which is paint with his brother.

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    SpringSprungAshley Feinberg
    2/03/16 10:41am
    GIF
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      Hawkeye-15SpringSprung
      2/03/16 10:46am

      Thanks Obama

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4SpringSprung
      2/03/16 10:47am
      GIF
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    Masshole JamesAshley Feinberg
    2/03/16 10:49am

    I can’t wait until this election nonsense is over so they can give him his own sitcom.

    GIF
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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeMasshole James
      2/03/16 10:54am

      Part of the charm of Jeb’s campaign (not that I would ever vote for a RINO) is discovering his wry sense of humor. He very much takes after his mother in that way.

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      Masshole James╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      2/03/16 11:03am

      I’m pretty sure he’s not intentionally funny.

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    Cherith CutestoryAshley Feinberg
    2/03/16 10:48am

    I hate him for making me pity him.

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      BrtStlndCherith Cutestory
      2/03/16 10:56am

      He’s like a kid that got hit in the face during dodgeball and broke his glasses.

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      whiskeytangoCherith Cutestory
      2/03/16 10:58am

      Just remember that his administration would employ most of the same war criminals his brother relied on. That should clear it right up for you.

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    festivusaziliAshley Feinberg
    2/03/16 10:45am

    Jeb is out there trying to save a fairy’s life and you monsters are mocking him. Cold hearted.

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      CorbettoAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 10:42am

      Please, excuse me for a moment as I weep.

      “Please cry.”

      Everyone laughs. Then cries.

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        GTCvDeimosCorbetto
        2/03/16 11:18am

        http://www.theonion.com/article/iowan-…

        Iowan Comforts Sobbing Jeb Bush At Town Hall

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        Vitamin VGTCvDeimos
        2/03/16 11:56am

        OMG that’s the ugliest cry face I’ve ever seen!

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      callmeivanAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 10:48am

      According to The New York Times, Bush tried his hand at firing up the crowd at a town hall yesterday near the Virginia border. (It didn’t work.)

      Did you mean Vermont?

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        ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokecallmeivan
        2/03/16 10:50am

        What’s the difference? They’re pretty much the same state.

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        Computer2╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
        2/03/16 12:20pm

        I’m not even mad. I live in VT, 5 minutes from where Bush was speaking, and it is amazing how people on that side of the bridge get inundated with ads, mailings, in person visits from candidates, etc. I don’t think people remember VT exists when it comes to national elections. Why are those NH hicks more deserving than us VT hicks?

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      okiedokieokieAshley Feinberg
      2/03/16 10:46am
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        Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
        2/03/16 10:44am

        I’m surprised he bothered. New Hampshire is at best sparsely populated along the Virginia border.

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          TimeOnTargetSid and Financy
          2/03/16 10:47am

          true, the main population center is near what the locals call “the four corners,” where New Hampshire, Virginia, West Virginia, and West Hampshire all meet...

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        jokepitchAshley Feinberg
        2/03/16 10:45am

        He may not get the presidency, but dammit, he WILL get the clap.

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          ash_in_life_stagesjokepitch
          2/03/16 12:03pm

          Phrasing!

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          letslipthedogsofwarjokepitch
          2/03/16 12:05pm

          prerequisite for ruling Florida.

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